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Scott

@pseudochamp.bsky.social
267 followers 128 following 396 posts

I like stuff: cats, computer games, whiskey, Tottenham Hotspur, and my own posts.

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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You were the same in person, perhaps slightly better.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hard not to be happier when I'm around.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Definitely the same, in a good way.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Your selection of Choose Your Own Adventure books definitely would've been my first pick. But I'm interested to see how this would work:
An illustrated frame from the Goofus and Gallant comic strip that appeared in the monthly magazine, Highlights for Children.  In this strip, Goofus is being his regular shitty self while Gallant is a perfect child.  Typical.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I mean... it IS corn season right now so it's a good time for that "gift". I just hope they got actual sweet corn and didn't just pull that out of a random farm field.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm gonna say it. Broccolini is superior to broccoli.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
People who slam hotel room doors repeatedly should be put to death. Repeatedly.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Cypress Hill - Insane In The Brain (Don't You Know I'm Loco)
ALT: Cypress Hill - Insane In The Brain (Don't You Know I'm Loco)
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
When the penalty taker does a stupid stutter-step stop-go runup, I root so hard for it to miss or be saved. That one made me very happy.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I am completely mystified by that call. They haven't been doing VAR overturns like that the whole tournament and all of a sudden they do one here and one in the Belgium match. So weird.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I'm available tomorrow night.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A subtle smirk is my favorite face.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My favorite things about returning home after a vacation: 1. Spending time with our cats 2. Sleeping in my own bed 3. Having a Manhattan that I made 4. Playing computer games 5. Using our shower
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Oppenheimer: It's Paradoxical, and Yet, It Works!
ALT: Oppenheimer: It's Paradoxical, and Yet, It Works!
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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It'S True Tho
ALT: It'S True Tho
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
You're welcome.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Really struggling trying to decide if I order one or two of these shirts. Three?
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
TOTTENHAM MOTHERFUCKING HOTSPUR
the 11th place medal celebration meme with "not relegated" caption
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Beastie Boys and Taylor Swift.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
And it's so convenient that your SO can come up from the basement and talk to you whenever, right Renae?
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Nice new things are expensive. But seriously, how funny would it be if Spurs are hosting teams like Derby County and Charlton at that expensive stadium next season.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and smoke
ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and smoke
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
If getting relegated caused them to fire everyone involved in scouting and player acquisition, it would definitely be a good thing.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I don't advertise it, for safety reasons. "I really like math." "Oh REALLY?! Then prove it by solving these three differential equations problems!! Can you even name five Fields Medal winners???"
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
In the sense that I've always loved math and I find it very interesting? Yes. In the sense that I did really well in college calculus classes, took extra math courses, and fully understand complex math concepts to this day? Not quite.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It's nice to see a payoff to a decade plus of playing Sudoku games on my phone.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Wanna start a new campaign?
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
We should play.
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Cartilage Free Captain @cartilagefree.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Mangers come and go. So do players, CEOs, and Sporting Directors. Our blog will remain. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...
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Cartilage Free Captain Statement on the Appointment of Roberto De Zerbi
Managers come and go. This blog will remain.
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Proud Lilywhites @proudlilywhites.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
No to De Zerbi
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Illinois men's basketball winning tonight to advance to the Final Four. I'm so happy.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I really love when Illinois basketball wins again to go to the Final Four.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Defense was incredible tonight, way better than I expected against Houston.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I really like when Illinois basketball wins.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I watched the second half of the Illinois basketball game in a bar in Chicago. I was sitting in a comfy chair, drinking a cider, with Illinois basketball on one TV and Bob Ross painting on the other TV. It was a damn good night.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
What are gravity tongs?
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Go Illini!
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
SURELY it's not my fault!
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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a woman says the possibilities are endless while standing in a kitchen
ALT: a woman says the possibilities are endless while standing in a kitchen
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
...because you're smart.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Yum!
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I don't see any pizza.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
First outdoor Whiskey Friday of the year, good job, team.
A orange old fashioned with ice and orange slice in a rocks glass, sitting outside on the table on our deck. Yum!
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
And if a recruiter or hiring manager misreads it as "chili lifeboat", I'd be fine with that too.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Should I put "chill lifeboat" on my resume?
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Need For Seed Seed GIF
ALT: Need For Seed Seed GIF
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Terrifying.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
That typo REALLY applies to Tottenham right now.
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It was an "observe whiskey Friday two days early" kind of Wednesday...
A rye Manhattan with ice sitting in a rocks glass on my kitchen island. Yum!
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Scott @pseudochamp.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Why do my sports teams keep making me sad?
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