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ruenicorn 🦄

@pseudelight.ink
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Rue (sometimes Kit) • she/they agender • data nerd • jewish mixed-race health equity girl • hemiplegic migraine, ME/CFS and other stories Handler of @jasper.dog, manager of Dogs of Bluesky Feed, also @rue.fyi #UglyDogs #ActuallyAutistic #pwME #NEISvoid

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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 30/09/2026
Joining @muppybean.bsky.social's successful "poop bag in tree" found on the other side of the Hudson, we have the new art installation of "this small probably-Amazon package stuck on the front door light." How did it get there. It is ten feet up.
A brick building exterior features a doorway with the number "265" displayed. A decorative wall-mounted light fixture is visible, partially covered with a plastic bag. To the right of the door, there's an intercom system with a wooden panel.
A brick building exterior features a doorway with the number "265" displayed. A decorative wall-mounted light fixture is visible, partially covered with a plastic bag. To the right of the door, there's an intercom system with a wooden panel.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 10/09/2026
Oh. :/ Sigh.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 09/09/2026
Evidence. Poor Scott Doyle shows up when you search for 45/47 and I'm not sure why, but. This is the easiest thing to prove/disprove ever.
Screenshot of the 9/11 Memorial Registry website displaying search results. The results show a name 'Rue S___,' with the location listed as 'World Trade Center Site' and the company identified as 'North Shore-LIJ Health.'Screenshot of the 9/11 Memorial registry website showing a search results page. The name in the search box is "Donald Trump." In the results the  name "Scott Doyle" is listed, along with "World Trade Center Site" as the location and "Other" for the company or agency. The page includes navigation elements such as a back button and a search bar. Donald Trump does not appear in the results.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 08/09/2026
Outstanding in her field. (Photo by Dana Sarzebenkova)
A slender white dog stands in a grassy field, looking toward the viewer. The background is softly blurred, showcasing a clear blue sky and distant cattle. The dog has a slight arch in its back and appears alert, with a thin frame and short fur.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 06/09/2026
The perfect "caption this" from @jasper.dog ... and absolutely not what I was trying to get a picture of him doing anyway, #CaptionThis #Dogsky
A playful red dog stretches out comfortably, his mouth wide open in an enthusiastic yawn. The dog's sleek coat gleams under soft lighting, and a collar glints around his neck.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 03/09/2026
In conclusion: definitely a little smaller than we needed. "Those wheels are really robust looking, aren't they! They're sure to last!" – Mom
A person holds a shallow white plastic tray filled with various white plastic tubes and connectors. The tray appears to be part of a larger assembly kit. In the background, a cardboard box with diagrams and instructions is partially visible, along with a glass jar that appears to contain a beverage. The setting includes wooden flooring and a red rug.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 03/09/2026
A person in a striped shirt is using a pair of scissors to cut open two stacked cardboard boxes on a table with a floral-patterned surface. In the background, there is a glass and some decorative items visible on a shelf.A person in a striped shirt is using a pair of scissors to cut open two stacked cardboard boxes on a table with a floral-patterned surface. In the background, there is a glass and some decorative items visible on a shelf.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 03/09/2026
The boxes' size is not convincing us that it is the anticipated height.
Two large, sealed cardboard boxes are placed on a patterned table. Nearby, there is a glass jar with a small amount of liquid and a piece of a wooden spoon. In the background, a refrigerator and a china cabinet filled with dishes are visible, along with other kitchen items.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 28/08/2026
Forgiveness. Because someone would be concerned.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 28/08/2026
Happy birthday, Dad. Here's our spot; in a better year may I be posting this from it instead of an older photo I didn't take. 🩵 You would be 76 today and everything would suck a lot less. (Alan S. z'l 28 Aug 1950-28 Aug 2016)
Saranac Lake, NY.  View from the public canoe area. A serene lakeside scene featuring several houses surrounded by trees. The foreground displays calm water with a small boat dock, while soft, cloudy skies provide a backdrop to the lush greenery and autumn foliage on the shore.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 27/08/2026
#GlitzyMosaicTherapy for 25 August. I actually did make a Patreon but am too shy to use it. "𝘗𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦."
A playful, artistic depiction of feet wearing vibrant green shoes and polka-dotted socks, set against a bold pink background.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 23/08/2026
The UWS misses you
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 22/08/2026
My attempts to come up with rent are not going as well as normal, with freelance gigs drying up. (Anyone need a spreadsheet?) If you enjoy my work - the #DogsofBluesky feed probably the most prominent - can you potentially toss me a tip through any of these methods? thank! donate2jasper.carrd.co
A cheerful red dog stands on a soft, light blue blanket in a cozy, warmly lit room. His expressive eyes and wide smile radiate joy. (This pup is ready for some fun and cuddles! He is here for you!)
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 20/08/2026
We ordered ONE crunchy 7" deer stick. I paid for ONE ($2.79). I checked my receipt. Definitely only paid for one. Today is Jasper's lucky day.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 20/08/2026
Jasper is excited.
A close-up of a happy red dog with a broad snout and a wide open mouth, showing his teeth and tongue but with ears hiding out of the picture. The dog is lying on a patterned blue blanket. In the background, there is a glimpse of furniture and a dark TV screen.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 20/08/2026
Anyone else want to weigh in on WTF this is? This is a picture of a non-gory eye mass, but it is an eye mass, on an eyeball. If I had not taken this picture I would need a warning because I have an eye quick. Unfortunately it's my eye.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 10/08/2026
Whoever sent us the pair of lightbulbs, thank you! Amazon declined to let me know your name(s). And ... also made me aware I had only posted the 60w, which we needed one of, and not the 100w, which are the ones dying in the rest of the apt (they're about six years old). 60w ✅ thank youuuu
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 09/08/2026
Okay, so three greens in, I'm being told i should: - live blog an entire thing - start a Patreon - call it A Glitzy Therapy (I am doing this part) - try a color besides green (I don't pick them!) But also still basically: green.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 09/08/2026
Digital diamond painting for OT sometimes turns into interesting conversations because I can only see part of the image at a time until it's done but often when asked I am also pretty early in the piece, like today ... "What are you coloring?" "Um, I dunno. Green?"
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 09/08/2026
Conclusion: he rocked it
A screenshot of a text message in a blue bubble: It is exactly where I would have put the light except you know I would have put it on the ceiling but you work with what you can
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 09/08/2026
When you did stage lighting for so, so long and your spouse knows it's a part of you forever even if it's been as long since you haven't.
A text message conversation. 

Person A: Wanna see something that makes your internal lighting engineer be mad at the designer of the spa, and my pride in having fixed it?
Person B, in all caps: IS IT TERRIBLE WIRING?
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 02/07/2026
Well my dog and his friend are getting a lot of attention, so hi, we're dealing with 18 months of unemployment and can't make next month's rent. Venmo is @ruenicorn if you enjoy the dogs enough to toss mine $1! (Doing this makes me sick, I'm so sorry. If you want to give me a job instead, pls.)
A red dog with V shaped ears smiles excitedly as he stands on a turquoise colored cooling mat.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 02/07/2026
Brought the dogs to my mom's while we have no good AC and she does. She's away until mid-July. We're cooling off.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 13/06/2026
HI POPPY. YOU ARE ADORABLE. @jasper.dog WOULD LIKE TO SAY HI BACK.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 21/05/2026
#WIPSnips I'm surprised this was the first bit I could find with that word. Awkward that it's fanfic? Maybe. Awkward it's 78 characters too long? Definitely.
"I mean, you're right," Jane had told her fondly, "It is nonsense, but it's absolutely spiritualism nonsense that he'll love." Jane had also looked into the names, since she'd thought they were somewhat familiar: she had maybe overlapped with a Thomas Sharpe in secondary school in Scotland, but he was five or six years older and perhaps there were hundreds of Thomas Sharpes.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 19/05/2026
Can I please just get off the shit train yet. (Yes, that's my blind eye but still.)
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 17/05/2026
Bad news: Jasper got heatstroke at the farmers market. Good news: We were a block from the vet. Better news: We got a Lyft Pet home that was driven by someone who drove like NASCAR elite and it was the quickest I've ever gone a half mile without speeding; no more hot pavement for Jasper!
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 17/05/2026
Would anyone actually use something like this? If I made one that was more aesthetically pleasing/complex and sold it for $6 cheaper would it get any sales? What if I offered data entry and customization? (it's a Facebook ad)
A computer screen on a Facebook ad which says:

TBR RANDOMIZER
Cure your reading slump!
What Book Should I Read Today?

Buy Now for $16
Instant Download & Lifetime
Access for Only $16
Shop now
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 11/05/2026
Everyone cross everything. #DreamEmployerMuch
Your application was viewed
Great job getting noticed by the hiring team at Callen-Lorde Community Health
Center
CALLEN
-LORDE
SENIOR EPIC APPLICATIONS
INFORMATICIST
Callen-Lorde Community Health Center • New York, New York,
United States
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 10/05/2026
Since #endofound isn't on here, an important repost.
@endofound
SENDING LOVE THIS MOTHER'S DAY TO...
those longing to be a mother
those who have lost a pregnancy
mothers living with chronic pain
those on the
IVF journey
those who have had a hysterectomy
those who have lost their mom
those who's path looked different
those greiving in silence
those who feel left out on Mother's Day
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 10/05/2026
Here is @jasper.dog demonstrating that tongue.
A red dog grinning, showing his teeth and his tongue lolling out to the side
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 03/05/2026
Jasper thinks he's doing it perfectly.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 12/04/2026
Second only to @themerl.bsky.social is @riversideparknyc.bsky.social and their signage ...
A sign on a fence reading: "Riverside Park
Conservancy
This is not a hornet.
It's your friendly neighborhood Cicada Killer!
You will sometimes see cicada killers in Riverside Park. Only slightly cuter than the murder hornet, these insects have an intimidating name and appearance, but they are actually harmless to humans.
Male cicada killers are visible and territorial but they cannot sting. Female cicada killers spend most of their time digging out nests in the ground or hunting for cicadas. They are not likely to bother with you unless you are a cicada.
(Sorry to any cicadas reading this)
As with all of NYC wildlife, please respect these insects and leave them be."
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 31/03/2026
This wasn't a very good tuck, but everyone said it was okay because he was hot and no one was sitting next to us. What it is is an excellent down-stay in a crowd!
Red service dog in blue vest lies on patterned tile floor. Vest reads "Service Dog in Training." The setting feels calm and focused.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 31/03/2026
Loud kids at the board game cafe are no match for Jasper. He's showing off how calm dogs roll (they don't, rolling is for play).
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 18/03/2026
I wish I could actually read the story, GamesRadar!!! No text just a headline ...
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 06/03/2026
Jasper has a Spring
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 02/02/2026
I have a scary recruiter meeting to prep for and definitely needed the extra FACE, thank you Aleya! In case you need a snoot to press yours against, here is Jasper!
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 18/01/2026
Genuine question for dogs (and maybe dog people): how is this comfortable? @jasper.dog isn't telling.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 12/01/2026
Jasper agrees. Leaning right into that.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 12/01/2026
We have some cronchy dog treats, a couple nose boops and an ear scritch! How would those suit? Oh yes, and also PLAY. Jasper is happy to share.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 29/12/2025
Bonus: the lamp. See, it is not even a photo light. It is an IKEA reading lamp.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 29/12/2025
There are a couple more that are almost identical but the conclusion is this is the closest I can get to what I was going for. Photography! What a hobby!
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 29/12/2025
This includes the part in which the dog moved while I was also moving the lamp
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 29/12/2025
Rue adjusts a goddamn lamp over and over and over and still only sort of nails it, a series that concludes in the third post in the 🧵
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 28/12/2025
He cleaned most of it up and then got distracted. I'm sure he will be back for the rest.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 21/12/2025
Samesies. Best helpers.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 21/12/2025
he now naps as a corner of the bed sentry, able to see and hear the front door at great ease and bad photo quality (it's dark in here the lights are very dimmed we are having a nap)
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 15/12/2025
this MIGHT have been for a happy reason! I have no idea! My dog is happy though!
A medium-sized dog with a short red coat and floppy ears is grinning with a relaxed mouth and ears in a light point backward. One front leg is behind a purple quilt. He appears to be in a good mood.
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ruenicorn 🦄 @pseudelight.ink · 15/12/2025
I forgot my alt text. /shoves it under the door
A mobile stopwatch app. The elapsed time reads 34:45:01.91
Buttons below are labeled Reset
and Start
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