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Pseudandry

@pseudandry.bsky.social
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Queer, old, tired, writer (horror, sff), artist, fan, nerd Very enthusiastic about 47 different interests They/them 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴anarchist abolitionist quaker (unprogrammed liberal meeting), very political on main

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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 5h
So I used to go around local cons with a white hand puppet mouse (meant for kids, but I have small hands) and it was amazing the amount of people, even with me CLEARLY speaking for it with no real attempt at ventriloquism, who just addressed the puppet like he was real once I started working it
Folkmanis white mouse puppet.
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you're in Toronto, you should go see my favourite unexpected movie of 2022. TIFF is hosting a future animation series curated by the director of Inu-Oh (former founder/president of Science SARU Masaaki Yuasa), so they're showing it next week and there are still tickets available right now!
Inu-oh Wednesday October 14th
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm such a fiend for pierogies that even though I'm uncomfortably full I almost went and bought Church Basement Perogy right now
Heavenly Perogy, a pierogi restaurant run out of the basement of a Ukrainian orthodox church. Heavenlyperogy.ca if you're curious
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I haven't visited the little food market by the library at Bathurst and Dundas W but since the rice ball place is closing for the next 6 months I made the trip
Two very large omusubi (onigiri), triangular rice balls wrapped in seaweed, in front of Omisubi Bar Suzume, which is a tiny red box with a takeout window
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes I'm going to one of them 🇵🇭
Forgotten island video display poster
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tempted to buy tickets to this on the off chance I'd see Cassie's mom @bransonreese.bsky.social
Poster seen in the Toronto subway advertising Loreena McKennitt's 30th anniversary tour of The Mask and The Mirror being held Hallowe'en night. I don't have retired parent money so I don't actually expect I can afford a ticket.
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bon appetit
Okonomiyaki, which is on a hot plate covered in sauce and mayo. I ordered bonito and seaweek flakes to add as well so those dance on top. The late afternoon sun makes the whole thing glow. A can of Asahi Dry is behind it all
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm in exactly the right neighbourhood for it so having Okonomiyaki at Okonomiyaki House. There was a line in for opening at 5 and it is 5:10 and there are no free tables already
Okonomiyaki menu at Okonomiyaki House Toronto. It is a check off pad and pen set up
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Met this guy
Setup at Bay Street Video for Teenage Sex And Death at Camp Miasma with a gross fleshy wall, a Little Death standee, a fake candy print rug and a table with posters and candyLittle Death and Me, Best Friends Forever
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frequenting Toronto Filipino businesses means I get to see this big boy in September
Santa and a Christmas tree
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wayback has the site listed and it's definitely AI pet and animal art, especially given these don't even look like the breeds the description says they are so the "artist" clearly didn't bother to actually look at a picture 🙄
Havana brown that looks like a siamese point, Egyptian mau that looks like an ocelot. They're both very standard AI look cartoons
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Drinks don't work like that????
A layered semi clear iced beverage tipped way up being "drank" but it's clearly some resin reproduction because not a single thing has shifted a inch inside the cup
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh you've GOT to be kidding me!!
One of the videos imbedded in 17776 is removed fron YouTube for "violating YouTube's terms of service" . Fuck right off
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rereading 17776, which I do every year or so and I feel vaguely sad about how killable we all are still
The important part of the text is IF YOU ARE READING THIS PRIOR TO 2026, YOU ARE EXTRAORDINARILY KILLABLE

ED: We're about to talk about Eleven Jones Cave. This is a cave I live in, but I can only do that because I am unkillable. If you're reading this prior to the year 2026, you are extraordinarily killable.
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Loon did NOT want photo taken
Common loon (all black right now because it is coming out of breeding plumage) taking off from the water. Red Toronto Harbour fireboat behind it
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is also the Joke Understander site, those same some users are either going to argue with a joke or read that label on the building like
Garfield looking at a no garfields sign saying Huh. I wondee who that's for
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, of all TIME apparently
Juan Joya Borja laughing uproarously in multiple images
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's an easy way to identify if a mosquito has the capacity to carry malaria
A dumb photoshop of a hand holding a microphone on top of the kitchen mosquito photo. The hand is asking, "excuse me, ma'am, but are you an Anopheles?" there is a tiny "how rude!" from the mosquito
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arrived and did a saunter around the shopping promenade at Union and had a Jamaican patty so meh I'm a bit annoyed
Out the train window looking at the front & sculptures on the Rogers Centre & the base of the CN tower as we passShot down one of the many escalators to the lower shopping promenadeA cute little florist with many buckets of bouquetsA miniso outlet
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Need a freak who would see the benefit of riding the entirety of the line 5 light rail just to take the train to downtown for no other reason than because I felt like it
Mount Dennis TTC lrt platform with trainPhoto collage mural between the TTC & GO platformsUpper window GO train view of Mount Dennis Me, wearing a hat & my glassss and a black shirt
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tumblr screenshot

yamada-ryo

"Mid" autumn festival? I find it quite based actually.

pythice 

based on what?

yamada-ryo

Wikipedia screenshot

The Mid-Autumn Festival is based on the legend of Chang'e, the Moon goddess in Chinese mythology.
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Those squash cook for 20 minutes in the microwave to soften them for cutting" "Are you sure? I feel like I did it a shorter amount last week" "Positive!"
Exploded spaghetti squash over a microwave interior. It's a perfect headshot of a mess with strings flowing out from the hole of one and strands hanging from the roof
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*sick 90s rock solo*
Big brown box that says 

GO GO 
standard toilet paper 

made me think of the Power Rangers theme song
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can't decide if these extremely stylized dino stickers win out enough in style for me to get
Very simple dino stickers in a graphic flat shapes style, with gold foil accents. They range from kangaroo-tail t-rex and parasaurolophus to cartoon friend sauropod and theropod to a very 1990s spinosaur with a silly triangle mouth to a fantasy monster with ear-crest, goofy smile, long neck and long tail with random pointy bits
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Worst seat in the house, let's goooo
Extremely front seat
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
An embarrassment of riches in the curb shopping club today. Had to limit myself to just one and no VCR so dice bag(?) it was
A selection of really nice stuff left on the wall in front of someone's house. This is understood in our neighbourhood as "free for the taking". There is a nice tote with line art faces, a sequin covered pillow, the cartoon history of the universe vol 1-7 by Gonick, a Princess Bride VHS, and, selected, a fantasy-ish white leather bag with a dark blue print of a compass rose with mountains and forests and a river of stars
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A rollercoaster train going over a hill full of happy people, except for an extremely grumpy clown dead in front glaring, smoking a cigarette with a five-o'clock shadow and a wifebeater on. He's got his beefy arms crossed.
The happy people are labeled 
Fans of an artist enjoying the newly posted artwork
The grumpy clown is labeled 
The artist spotting errors in the artwork after posting it
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
TacitMoose
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1h ago
Is this current? Like happening right now?

Specific_Statement24
OP
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20 minutes ago I would say

homer_lives
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This sub is something else. Plane falls from sky and 5 mins later someone is posting here.
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fuck #ing christ. oh my god. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucki ng shit"
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Modified version of the below comic

SCIENCE FICTION WRITER'S Problem-Solving Flowchart. 

[Start→Could we solve this problem by building giant airships again?
→(No)
→ARE YOU DOING IT ANYWAYS?
→(four arrows leading off-panel)]
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SUNRISE RAINBOW
A rainbow in the orange to pale blue sky of sunrise rising from an unimpressive squat brick mall and expanse of parking lot
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
okay looking up to see if he had these for sale as prints was a mistake. His website is nuts
President Donald J Trump Portraits. This was the third image on his very 2000 era website. Denis is CANADIAN Truther Toys, side link, I guess to some MAGA far right dumb thing that may or may not be real toysRick Simpson Oil, cannabis oil that supposedly cures cancer.
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ken Russell's The Devils restored and remastered is a visual triumph. Truly incredible work done by all. What a great first viewing to have, with the original cut censored material restored
The stage at Tiff with Peter Kuplowsky introducing the film. Had to be mindful of not recording anything after
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Step one completed:
Proud donor sticker
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They're saying I'm the luckiest butch on the app
Two star Team Rocket's Articuno ex, two star rainbow border full art Team Rocket's Raticate ex, two star rainbow border full art Team Rocket's Articuno, two star Team Rocket's Weezing, two crown ultimate rarity gold Team Rocket's Goo-zooka
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was looking up if Jim Jams biscuits were still a thing and what the fuck?
Buy Britannia Treat Jim Jam Flavoured Sandwich Biscuits Naughty Jam online
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Buddy was just a great solid little horror that left me with more questions than answers but in the best possible way. I'm glad it leaned more into a classic slasher approach than a Freddie jumpscare methodology so there was a lot of good buildup
Buddy film poster showing an orange unicorn mascot in the style of Barney and glitchy video over itBuddy marquee
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Unpredicted rainstorm blew in so I left earler than I wanted, but island was nice
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Having a good time on the islands so far
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
*gestures at the poster*
Gillian Anderson and Hannah Einbinder being hot and covered in blood
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Completely normal sky yes
The stormclouds look like a mixture of a stormy sea and an overly enthusiastic Rorschach
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not shown, the ttc conductor using a giant squeegee to shove the water back out the open door
The open door of chester station with water up to the entry. People are standing around looking outside. Others are running through ankle deep water on the sidewalk across the road
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If I had a nickel every time new management came in at Warner Bros and they attempted to bury a film with animals flighting against systemic injustice, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

Doctor Doofenshmirtz gesturing to Cats Don't Danfe and Coyote Vs Acme
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wonder if I could convince the management at this theatre to give me the Whalefall standee in November
A large cardboard display showing a diver and squid tentacles popping out of a sperm whale maw. Whalefall is also popped out and kinda irregularly stuck on which I can't tell if its stylistic or not. This is stuck in a weird corner of the lobby and I bet they wouldn't miss it but it is also 8 feet tall so
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Damn, almost missed this and got a bad shot, but this made me smile at the end of the credits crawl. Really means a lot to know we all did our small part here by making this too hard to kill.
Dedicated to everyone who posted, shared, held up signs, and spoke out when it counted. 

This film made it to the big screen because of you.
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Watching an important legal drama
Coyote Vs Acme
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Who was your first anime crush? 1) if Rankin/Bass counts because it's basically proto Ghibli 2) If it must be a Japanese series/movie entirely
Lady Amalthea (the unicorn) from The Last Unicorn, a very pale thin woman with sad eyes and long white hair in a lilac dressAllura from the western syndication Voltron
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
IN THIS HOUSE WE NAME OUR LAKE "BIG LAKE" IN WYANDOT
BIG BEAUTIFUL BEACH AND LAKE! Boardwalk & old style lamp post in the foreground
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I was planning on having a picnic by the lake ANYWAYS but now it's a spite picnic beside Lake ONTARIO
A little beach mat on the grass strip right beside the vast sand of Woodbine beach. The sky and water are a beautiful blue. The lunch is a storebought arugula salad with melon and couscous, a small ciabatta loaf with sundried tomatoes mixed in, a pint of chocolate cherry ice cream and a litre of lemon lime sparkling water
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Pseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tagging @amadeaur.bsky.social
DJ Shera but they said She-Ra
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