prtzls the alien @prtzls.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Lol I'm so stupid I just realized they're called "poems" because of Edgar Allen Poe 011
prtzls the alien @prtzls.bsky.social · 27/01/2025The vending machine gave me two #payday candy bars on accident. I guess you could say I Got A Raise. This post was sponsored by #payday3, the one people don't play anymore. 000
prtzls the alien @prtzls.bsky.social · 27/01/2025ha ha ha. #nosferatu sure came and went. and by "came" I mean came in my panties, and by "went" i mean went on my chest 000
prtzls the alien @prtzls.bsky.social · 11/01/2025media.tenor.coma man playing a guitar stands in front of a huge explosionALT: a man playing a guitar stands in front of a huge explosion 000
prtzls the alien @prtzls.bsky.social · 18/12/2024my bop evans maccan cheese says it feeds 3-4 people. bitch the only way thats true is if i have multiple personality disorder. this thing bout to feed 1 people 021
