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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 05/10/2026

It's that day again, but we must (and WILL) perversely persevere 🤘😈

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God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 19h

Frenemy of the channel Major Motoko Kittyagi is disgusted that there’s been a delay with my latest video but don’t you worry, Pretend Friends we’ve got some editing to do and it’ll be up for your viewing pleasure! #tuxedocat #cats #scheduleslip

A short fat weirdly proportioned tuxedo cat who has been accidentally woken up and her green eyes look very evil.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hey everyone the next video in the #blairwitchproject ya spin off series I’m doing was supposed to come out today unfortunately due to scheduling issues and an unforeseen technical issue it’ll be delayed for the next few days.

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Gadsaboke @gadzaboke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Look, all cozy games should have at least one Tool song on the soundtrack.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I don’t care what I have to do to get this figure but I will do it. I have wanted this collab to happen since I was in middle school. Thank you universe for finally having #hatsunemiku and #gloomybear collab.

A picture of a statue of blue haired anime styled girl with pigtails known as Hatsune Miku posing with an angry cutesy pink bear called gloomy bear.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Was telling my partner about how me and some other people are hoping they’ll put tulle in #dressmaker for dlc and they responded with, “Tool? Like the band? I don’t think that would fit the tone very well, though I do like them.” I like finding out where our knowledge gaps lie.💖

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ngl I’m only a little terribly jealous that I didn’t think of a funny #blairwitchproject like this as someone who has been currently slogging through the ya spinoff series and unfortunately knows way too much about this franchise.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

She has big kid who smugly plays with a rubiks cube during recess energy. #dolls

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Absolutely obsessed with jakks pacific #hausofdread dolls. Specifically the pinhead doll and the absolutely campy creative decision to give her a pin head skull beret. #dolls I actually really like her face too!

Picture of the Jakks Pacific Haus of Dread doll from the Hellraiser franchise, she is a feminine pinhead.

Close up of a feminine pinhead of hell raiser doll with pigtail hair and wearing a beret that mimics the original pin head’s skin and pin design.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Totally unique post and not a copy at at all that’s just a YouTube link version of the skeet I just did. Totes. I promise. Here’s a review of the #pusheen shop exclusive Halloween plushie! youtu.be/kL9Md0ib_t0?...

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It's the great pusheen pumpkin!

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s the great pumpkin #pusheen, Charlie Brown! I review the pusheen shop’s exclusive mochi jack-o’-lantern plush and can’t believe how freaking big this thing is! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8K9CWVU/

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It's the great pusheen pumpkin Charlie Brown! #pusheen #pusheenshopexclusive #halloween #plushie

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Guess who read the third book in the Blair Witch Files? Aka the #YA spinoff series to #theblairwitchproject. That’s right we’re talking about The Drowned Ghost! youtu.be/m94bf_8v6E8?...

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Blair Witch Files 3: The Drowned Ghost Retrospective

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Friend of the channel Vivian formerly known as Murder Mittens in her showgirl days wants you to watch my long form videos on YouTube about #horror and #lostmedia. Come on, I showed you a picture of a beautiful showgirl #ragdoll cat, we’ve established good will now. youtu.be/3LMGpxPlUJQ?...

Beautiful grey and white rag doll cat with blue eyes sitting on a kitchen table.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If my face looks weird in the next few videos that’s just my rosacea being triggered by this weird weather/turns out the liquid blush I’ve been using I’m allergic to it.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My day job has me leave voicemails for a good chunk of my day, guess who almost dropped their channel greeting in a professional setting? This girl. Any one else have an awkward online and real life overlap at work ? 😳 I can’t be the only one. I hope. #work #awkward #justmyluck

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If you don’t use TikTok and wanna see the beautiful thumbnail image that number 1 supporter/editor of the channel @gadzaboke.bsky.social made for my first unboxing video here’s the link! #mirrormi #shaimeadows #dolls #collecting youtu.be/rOHT5IoQzEM?...

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Mirror Mi Shai Meadows Unboxing

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hey pretend friends it’s Liz against my better judgement I’ve made a TikTok or as my mother calls it a tickytock, it’s a unboxing video of #ShaiMeadows from the new #mirrormi line. Tell me what you think and let know if you want more! #dolls #dollcollecting #mirrormi www.tiktok.com/t/ZP83kaW4P/

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Mirror Mi Shai Meadows Unboxing! #mirrormi #dollcollecting #dolls #unboxing #shaimeadows

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Official channel Mascot Moe has been deemed a hateful baby. What do you guys think is this 13 pound little ball of striped fur baby or hateful baby? #cats #mascot #tabbycat#baby #hatefulbaby

Picture of grumpy grey tabby cat laying on side on closet floor on top of closet.

Picture of grey tabby cat laying on side on closet floor being called a hateful baby by someone labelled mother in phone. Responding message says they love him anyway.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Friend of the channel Shadow is shocked to hear about the YA spinoff of #theblairwitchproject that I’m reviewing. Episode two of the review series coming soon! #blackcat #shameless (P.S. are the channel mascots bringing people in? We like to think so!)

Black cat looking shocked sitting on bed.

Black cat sitting on bed looking less shocked.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Here’s some promo photos of your host for her upcoming video on the second book in the #Blairwitchproject YA spinoff. Proof that I’m not wearing a bikini top in the next video I swear. #YAhorror #blairwitchfiles #horror #torrid

Up close photo of a white brunette woman in a black halter top holding The Blair Witch Files Dark Room book to her chest.

Photo of a white brunette woman in a black halter top, matching skirt, and tight. Holding a book open.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Warm words of love and support from this channel’s number one fan my boyfriend. 💖🏏💖

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Perhaps the most troubling thing about this first volume is the fact the villian essentially follows the logic of a #MonsterHigh doll. I would buy a Monster High Blair Witch doll.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Did you know the Blair Witch Project had a terrible YA spin-off series? Join me for a deep dive into this short-lived #Goosebumps knock-off. We'll be plumbing the depths of middling kid's horror, who knows if I will make it out alive! #BlairWitchProject #BookReview #Horror #BlairWitchFiles

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The Blair Witch's Daughter

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Slight delay in the next video coming out but all is well channel mascot Moe is too powerful and filled with too much rage to go to the vet without being sedated. He’s official diagnosis is fantastic health with evil old man personality.

Up close photo of a grey tabby cat whose waking up from sedation peering through a cat carrier cage while sitting in a car.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What’s coming from the Blair woods? They made a Blair Witch Project YA spin-off?!

A parody poster in the style of the viral Blair Witch Project film. Showing a grey tabby cat hanging out in wires. A white woman holding up a book looking vaguely smug. And a picture of a white guy in glasses taking a bathroom mirror selfie.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

@gadzaboke.bsky.social I’m sorry to break the news that the official channel mascot is Moe Syzlak and not you. We’ll keep your resume on in case future opportunities arise.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Channel Mascot Moe Syzlak is plugged into the matrix.Its why I got so many views on my video.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Wake me up if they ever get the courage to do a Disney Princess/ Marvel Crossover.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My next video is gonna be an eight part series about The Blair Witch Project’s YA novel tie in series. Each video will focus and review each book separately. I’ll put out one big video once it’s complete with all the reviews complicated in one for people who just want something long to listen to.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Gonna post my sources for my Shelby Woo video in a bit just need a moment to sort and organize everyrhing.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I’ve won social media my favorite Japanese mascot/entity/LGBT+ Icon I have a frame picture of in my office liked my announcement post.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

First person on here to like my post about my video is @chiitan.love!!! You may not be able to see it but I have a mini print of Chiitan hanging up in my office where I stream.

Picture of Japanese mascot Chiitan a fairy otter baby who is genderless and wears a turtle on their head while weaeinf the brat t-shirt feom Charli XCX’s album.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I’ll post a thread of all the historical sources I used in order to do my video in a bit YouTube won’t let me do it cause my channel is too new and I selected the wrong option.

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Pretend You Have Friends @prtnduhavefrnds.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Hiya! Posted my first video! youtu.be/w8B7o6BAy-A?... If you’d like a twenty minute video on how a 90s kids show ties into media preservation and one of the most sought after missing tv shows of all time give this a watch!

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Whatever Happened To Shelby Woo?

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