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One Man Replication Apocalypse

@prso.works
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this place is not a place of honor

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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 06/08/2026
inshallah 🙏
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 05/08/2026
Goodbye amendment 4, missouri legislature get fucked lmaoooo
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 04/08/2026
unrealistic, all of the smart features would have been shut off when the subscription payments stopped
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 02/08/2026
Even if they're "just better" and deserve their massive revenues, I don't want MLB to become like the Bundesliga or Ligue 1. Being a one-team league is their thing, not ours.
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 02/08/2026
The "fearlessness" stems from the fact that they have infinite money! What do people not get about this? Do you think that the fucking brewers could afford to pay Kyle Tucker 50 million to do jack shit?
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 02/08/2026
And no, every other team could not "just spend as much." the padres tried and got financially fucked for it The dodgers payroll is more than the entire revenues of half the league. they could have three more kyle tuckers and still be in the black
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 02/08/2026
Forgot that this site is the official home of the finger-wagging "actually there are no problems with the system, and if you think there are, well, heh, you're anti-labor" posters Of course the cheap owners are also a problem, do you have a solution other than the status quo?
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 02/08/2026
"Ohhhh stop complaining and defending le billionaire owners and their salary cap!!!!!!" I don't know whether or not a salary cap fixes the issue but there has to be something done about the fact that every big name in this god forsaken sport goes to the same three teams
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 02/08/2026
Like fuck it, they get infinite money, infinite resources, infinite prospects who fall off the minute they get traded They can take their six-ace rotation and waltz to the pennant every year
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 02/08/2026
Maybe we should just skip all the pretenses and just have all the top talent in baseball go to the dodgers for free every year Would be a whole lot simpler
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 22/07/2026
They built a hacking machine, told it to go hack shit, and are now acting all surprised that it went and hacked shit.
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 21/07/2026
Their "recommendation" links set the UTM url parameters. These are undisclosed referrals. Maybe it's a good sign of the public awareness of general product enshittification if people are willing to grift off it.
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 19/07/2026
pedro porro ballon d'or
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 19/07/2026
lmaoooo bye bye idiot
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 19/07/2026
Hello mr spain i think that you are supposed to kick the ball not at the guy in green
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 17/07/2026
Great sensationalized headline providing fuel for the insufferable "ohhh humans are a scourge we should all just die" crowd, thanks guys 👏👏
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 16/07/2026
I'm sorry, but if your answer to car deaths is just More Cops! rather than restructuring the built environment then you are not serious about fixing things Road diets and traffic calming work, funnelling more money to police departments to continue to do jackshit about reckless driving does not.
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 16/07/2026
Ah, this was not really meant to be a direct response to your post, more about a general phenomenon I see among this tyoe of discussion. Shouldn't have been a quote, my bad.
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 15/07/2026
Tuchel's grand defensive strategic plan: apoptosis
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 15/07/2026
Agent Tuchel sabotage job successful 👊🇩🇪👊🇩🇪
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 15/07/2026
Though tbf I doubt elon's actually watched this in any real capacity The amount of Gender involved would remind him of his daughter and send him into apoplexy
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 15/07/2026
Shinkai haters stay winning, cook that desktop wallpaper merchant
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 15/07/2026
"give me freedom, give me fire, give me hundred million dollar animation budget or I retire!"
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 14/07/2026
Jordan Walk-off absolute cinema
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 13/07/2026
Oh yeah it's Yoonin' time
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 13/07/2026
Big pharma attempting to suppress fish milk once again smh #weseethroughyourlies
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 12/07/2026
Are we seriously doing this shit again
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 10/07/2026
Trillion dollar corporation preparing for IPO and they're acting like a smol bean startup, mickey mouse ass company
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 09/07/2026
Le Dictateur has spoken
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 08/07/2026
Jeff Davis, sour apple tree, etc.
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 08/07/2026
USL is expanding and implementing pro/rel right now, and the MLS development league is half a decade old, so this push is actually happening, albeit slowly.
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 08/07/2026
All that being said, 2030 might be a down cycle for the US as the core ages, since the talent pipeline seems a bit barren at the moment. But so long as the push for professional academies to supplant pay to play clubs continues, that pipeline will grow.
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 08/07/2026
Getting dunked on by Belgium is a national pastime at this point, it won't go down in history as anything more than a slightly amusing result like Germany-Paraguay. Likely even less so considering the ranking disparities.
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 08/07/2026
"But think of all the american kids watching who will now have no interest in soccer!!!" They are looking up to Haaland and Mbappe as idols, not Pulisic or Balogun. All that matters for the future of player development is getting more American eyes on the sport.
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 08/07/2026
The Belgium game was not some sort of massive watershed moment that will kill all interest in the sport forever. Nor would winning it have suddenly transformed the US into a contender.
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 08/07/2026
Patently ridiculous and just another example of the tendency of overreaction in non-ball-knowers. US mens soccer has the same issues that it had before the world cup. It is also on the same slow, upwards trajectory as before.
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 08/07/2026
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 07/07/2026
Nvm maybe ball do lie
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 07/07/2026
Ball don't lie, Gianni
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 07/07/2026
Oh hell no we are not running back this grift again. This is an abysmal dogshit ripoff of pumped storage hydroelectricity and hordes of credulous morons are falling for it again because this time its chinese
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 07/07/2026
This includes the culvers shrimp guy too. And the members of this weird bluesky anti-progressive legion all have the same deliberately obtuse communication style. They almost seem like bots but I'm pretty sure they're not.
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 07/07/2026
Look I don't want to sound too conspiratorial but the fact that there are a bunch of quotes attacking this pretty reasonable statement that all use the same verbiage ("word salad", etc) really makes you think....
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 07/07/2026
In Maine?????
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 07/07/2026
Because it's in regards to an upcoming election in which the presumed nominees are Platner and Collins? What grounds are there to assume that he's talking about Platner and some other democrat in a race halfway across the country?
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 07/07/2026
"Voters deserve a choice" [that's not] "sexual violence [Platner] or corporate servitude [Collins]" Seems pretty straightforward to me.
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 07/07/2026
What on earth are you talking about, he directly stated that Platner should not be in the race.
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 07/07/2026
This isnt even a direct response to the quoted post. I've been seeing variations of this take all over. It's an overreaction that blows up the salience of a single event in the face of the slow and steady process of growing the game in america
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 07/07/2026
Sorry if I'm going against the narrative™ here but I do not buy all these "ooouuuuougghh the sport is dead forever in the US now its all over aaaaahghghgh" takes. Winning this game was not going to catapult soccer into enduring national conscousness, and losing it will not kill the sport here.
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 07/07/2026
Brits and australians doing the "you are 100% responsible for all the actions of your elected officials" bit will never not be crazy to me. I see those reform and one nation polling numbers, don't act like a third of your society isn't made up of nutjobs too
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One Man Replication Apocalypse @prso.works · 07/07/2026
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