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@prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social

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professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026

the legends were true...

Mina The Follower followed you" - 18 S.
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professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 14/07/2026

this video lol

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 16/06/2026

wdym my food has ingredients in it? i am about to throw up...

AN ALL-NATURAL BANANA

(a photo of a single banana)

INGREDIENTS: WATER (75%), SUGARS (12%) (GLUCOSE (48%), FRUCTOSE (40%), SUCROSE (2%), MALTOSE (<1%)), STARCH (5%), FIBRE E460 (2%), AMINO ACI3S (41%) (GLUTAMIC ACID (19%), ASPARTIC ACID (16%), HISTIDINE (11%), LEUCINE (7%), LYSINE (5%), PHENYLALANINE (4%), ARGININE (4%), VALINE (4%), ALANINE (4%), SERINE (4%), GLYCINE (3%), THREONINE (3%), IROLEUCINE (3%), PROUNE (3%), TRYPTOFHAN (1%), CYSTINE (1%), TYROSINE (1%), METHIONINE (1%)), FATTY ACIDS (1%) (PALMMC ACID (30%), OMEGA-6 FATTY ACID: LINALEIC ACID (14%), OMEGA3 FATTY ACID: LINOLENIC ACID (8%), OLEIC ACID (7%), PALMITOLEIC ACID (3%), STEARIC ACID (2%), LAURIC ACID (1%), MYRISTIC ACID (1%), CAPRIC ACID (<1%)), ASH (41%), PHYTOSTEROLS, E515, OXALIC ACID, E300, E306 (TOCOPHEROL), PHYLLOCIUINONE, THIAMIN, COLOURS (YELLOW-ORANGE E101 (RIBOFLAVIN), YELLOW-BROWN E1 60a), FLAVOURS (3-METHYLBUT-1-YL ETHANOATE, 2.METHYLBUTYL ETHANOATE, 2-MEIHYLPROPAN-1-0L, 3-METHYLBUTYL.1-0L, HYDROXY-3-METHYLETHYL BUTANOATE, 3-METHYLBUTANAL, ETHYL HEXANOATE, ETHYL BUTANOATE, PENTYL ACETATE), 1510, NATURAL RIPENING AGENT (ETHENE GAS).

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 17/04/2026

lmao what

a cropped firefox screenshot showing "status.bsky.app" website, the website has the following text

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professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 04/04/2026

"BEAR CASTRATION AVOIDED" written in Dark Souls "HUMANITY RESTORED" style

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 03/04/2026

JÄGERMEISTER!!!!!

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 06/03/2026

having too much fun with this

a screenshot from the website www.youraislopbores.me

title on the site: your ai slop bores me
given prompt: "peter, the horse is here"
"ai" response: extremely minimalistic doodle of that scene

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 06/03/2026

a screenshot from the website www.youraislopbores.me

title on the site: your ai slop bores me
given prompt: "what's 9+10"
"ai" response: "21"

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 06/03/2026

this is beautiful

a screenshot from the website www.youraislopbores.me

title on the site: your ai slop bores me
given prompt: "hey can you draw me a cat :)"
"ai" response: a nice doodle of a cat

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 28/02/2026

half life 2 (real)

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professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 13/01/2026

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 11/01/2026

i feel bad for onion for having to up their game each time because of stuff like this

still from onion's epstein documentary

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 02/01/2026

wtf doretta

doretta from deep rock galactic

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professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 17/12/2025

Dangit

An anthro tuxedo cat, glorboed

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 02/12/2025

wtf literally bro

still (and kinda low resolution) frame of an extremely swole garfield

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 14/11/2025

REV UP THOSE WOODCHIPPERS

That one frame from spongebob where the guy walks in saying "rev up those fryers"

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 01/11/2025

Photo of a dog facing the wall, the caption says "What's my blud waffling about 😭😭😭😭"

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 15/07/2025

Comic art of a judge hitting his gavel, saying "death"

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professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 22/06/2025

a black and white photo of martin scorsese raising his hands and looking at the camera. the caption underneath says "ABSOLUTE CINEMA"

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 19/05/2025

A kitten in a banana suit and a red pullover being held

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professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 19/05/2025

Picture of a kitten with the caption "post this cat the 19th of every month"

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 05/05/2025

oh hell yeah i have been waiting for this

An anthropomorphic tuxedo cat wearing a red polo shirt and a brown pair of shorts

An anthropomorphic tuxedo cat wearing a red polo shirt, a brown pair of shorts and a pair of blue sport shoes, 2 of em

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 21/04/2025

A Google search result showing the full name of JD Vance

"Justkilled Dapope Vance"

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 08/04/2025

You can pirate adobe products
it's always morally correct

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 04/04/2025

STOP DOING MUSIC STREAMING SERVICES

-SONGS WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO NEED CONSTANT INTERNET
-YEARS OF DEVELOPING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for using your internet for more than downloading mp3 files
-Wanted to actively use your internet for music anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "WEB RADIOS"
"Yes please take my payment to REMOVE ADS from my songs. Please let me keep my songs on my device for a fee" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computers & IDE softwares we built for them
(This is REAL Music Streaming, done by REAL Developers):

(a bunch of spotify ad/premium related pics with red question marks underneath)

"Hello I would like 2 months of song access for my family please"
They have played us for absolute fools

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 01/04/2025

A picture of an orange cat looking at the camera with a caption in the center of it saying "april fools? I'm a fool throughoıt the year"

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 23/03/2025

There is probably older stuff but this is the oldest one I can remember from top of my head

In a green frame, with a radioactive warning sign, the text says:

i just personally don't agree with radiation poisoning

you hepdma rock and now you feel bad?

grow up.

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 05/02/2025

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 19/01/2025

no context from a convo

three cat brothers meme with "I'm lech, I'm czech, I'm rus" in the speech bubbles and "the slavic brothers" in the caption

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 22/12/2024

mfw medic

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 20/12/2024

also that ending

a comic panel showing a crying panda saying "its just..." "so peak..."

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professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 20/12/2024

finished it

black and white photo of martin scorsese holding both of his hands up, the caption at the bottom reads "ABSOLUTE CINEMA"

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 08/12/2024

so happy for her transition

Purple, bean looking creature with bead eyes smiling with a phone in the right hand, the text on his chest says "world"

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 24/11/2024

Garfield with a thought bubble saying "there's nothing happening", 3 times

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 19/11/2024

photo of a kitten with the caption "post this cat the 19th of every month"

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 08/11/2024

Deep Rock Galactic

Two orange kittens laying on/right to another orange cat, all looking at the camera

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 01/11/2024

Bread but in french

A tuxedo cat with wide eyes with several halloween themed illustrations pasted on it

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 22/10/2024

not really

>:P cat

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 21/10/2024

Gimme memes pls

yawning/screaming very small black kitten being held with a caption saying "Trying to pleade his innocence"

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professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 20/10/2024

helo

orange kitten with a caption saying "hi" on top

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 23/09/2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #675,929! Nice lol

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #675,929, professional water drinker ‪@prowaterdrinker.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 22, 2023"

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professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 07/02/2024

A bunch of cats in a hallway, the caption reads "when i say me and the gang this is what i mean"

professional water drinker @prowaterdrinker.eurosky.social · 22/08/2023

cat in a hole with a weird face