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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Black Nore 10k done. Yikes that was hilly! Weather wasn’t too bad in the end but today’s challenge was a massive stitch. Not had one of those for years. Enjoyed the traily sections and the views, not so much the running (walking) up hilly roads 😂
Me in a blue running tshirt and green shorts on a tarmac path holding a race medal in the air. Behind is the Severn and a cloudy sky.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At a National Trust house and this gate looks magical
A large ornate closed metal gate with two large brick posts either side. Beyond is a grass path and giant shaped trees
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not really into football that much these days but not sure the picture goes with the story 🤔
New headline reading: “LIVE Man City found guilty of majority of 115 financial rule breaches
The club, which denies all wrongdoing, is accused of breaching the Premier League's financial rules between 2009 and 2018.”
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🤔
Description of a film on tv: “The Beautiful Game

(1993) Comedy starring Robin Williams and Sally Field. A struggling actor disguises himself as a female housekeeper so that he can spend more time with his kids.”
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ok so my “it’s nearly jumper weather” comment was a bit premature. Warm run needed an ice cream!
Me with a “I’m quite warm” look on my face wearing a yellow tshirt. I’m holding an ice cream with a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of cherry cheesecake ice cream. In the background are some buildings and a blue sunny sky.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Two 5k races this weekend was a bit much in the end especially as the second one was hilly. Firmly on the sofa now!
Me in a bright yellow tshirt holding a race medal. The medal has a picture of a small priory on it. In the background is very dry grass and hills in the background.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Late showing of The Odyssey last night (enjoyed it overall and could mostly detach from all the stars in it) then up at 5 today for balloons. Quite tired now and might have a nap 😴
A yellow scarecrow shaped hot air balloon poking out from behind some large trees.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bloons
Blue sky with tiny balloons specs disappping into the distance.A panda head shaped hot air balloon with blue sky in the background.A yellow scarecrow shaped hot air balloon with a blue sky background.Tiny balloons floating over the harbourside.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Apart from the T-Rex arms I quite like this race photo of me (usually pulling some kind of face!)
Early evening on a grassy track with the odd tree dotted around. The sky is blue with some tiny white clouds. Running on the track is me on the left wearing a blue t-shirt being followed  by another runner.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Tonight’s run was a bit warm and hilly but nice views
Lots of people running up a path with yellow grass either side. Blue sky with a few fluffy white clouds and in the distance a yellow mansion on a hill surrounded by trees.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A few pics from Torquay today. Probably shouldn’t have done the south west coastal path run in the middle of the day 😂
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Nope. I shall be inside protecting my pale skin!
A weather forecast saying that the temperatures will be in the mid to late 30 degrees centigrade in the middle of next week.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is how hot it is outside 🥵
A photo of me holding a double scoop ice cream that is melting down the sides fast. Behind me is the seaside with the water to the right of the picture and the seafront to the left curving around.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Long weekend with people from goodgym across the country at a youth hostel discussing how we are doing. Even managed a parkrun. Was great but it’ll be nice to be back in my own bed 😴
A large group of people from goodgym behind a parkrun flag on the grass with a cloudy blue sky behind. The flag says Conkers on it.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Always feels quite swanky in here. Someone has just ordered a pizza to eat during the film. This feels… weird and tricky. I’ve just gone for an old fashioned.
A waiting area with low round tables with menus and funky little lamps. In the background is a glowing red sign saying “SCEENS 2 & 3”.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I gave it a go but I lack your beautiful shoes and feet
Me modelling both my new sporty black shoes. No socks this time. Same beige carpet.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
No idea how you get a good shoe pic but this is my best attempt 😂
Black Timberland shoe on my right foot. Above are some darkish blue jeans. This is against a cream carpet.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
We don't usually see each other's headers...here's mine
It is sunset and the sun has just about disappeared behind a group of hills. In the foreground four people are stood in front of a lake and two people are sat to the left. They are just shadows in the dying light. To the left is the shadow of a giant tree that also hangs over the figures in the picture.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Looking forward to the new and improved Catherine of Aragon!
A sign on an ornate chair reading:

“Catherine of Aragon m. 1509-1533
Annulled
Out for repairs”
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
He was a sc00ter boi…
Me on a small pink child’s scooter going down a road trying to not fall off.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Look at you down with the kids! (that hasn’t helped my score has it 😬)
YOUR TIER: Low Unc Risk
UNC SCORE: 13
YOUTH SCORE: 87
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Got myself a new jacket for running. Bit too orange?
Me in a bright orange jacket standing by the side of the road. In the background is a large house/block of flats and a blue sky with the odd fluffy white cloud.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Wander around the street art festival today. Possibly my favourite 🤔
A brown squirrel with shadows in purple holding a nut and looking suspiciously at passers by.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A fast food restaurant sign. The name of the restaurant is Hugs.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Reskeet with a favourite picture of yourself, should you be so moved
The top part of me wearing a suit and a light blue shirt with the top button undone and not tie. Hair is short on the sides and large and curly on the top. I’m smiling slightly.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Deer watch
A roe deer seen through some black railings on a grassy area.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Bristol 10k done. Pretty happy with the time as running has been a bit of a struggle in the past few years. Epsom salts in the goody bag so trying them for the first time to see if they can work miracles!
Me in a red goodgym tshirt in front of a stone wall. I’m holding a finishers medal that is sort of blue and flower/wheel shaped?
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Darth Vader pointing towards Leia saying “Engage”.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Baobab flu
Your Indie band name is:
Your favourite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Zzzzzzz
My pale white legs poking out the bottom of some shorts lying on a red striped hammock. In the background a turquoise shed, a yellow fence and a bit of blue sky.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Some useful beauty tips 🤔
Some useful beauty tips on a picture frame: “Beauty recipes from the 18th century
(don't try these at home!)

To blacken the eyebrows:
rub them frequently with ripe elderberries or use cork or cloves burnt in the candle

To remove freckles:
apply the juice of onions or boil ivy leaves in wine and apply

To clear a tanned complexion:
at night when going to rest, bathe the face with the juice of strawberries and in the morning wash with chervil water

A cosmetic water:
wash the face in the tears that issue from the vine during the months of May and June

To prevent baldness:
dust your head with powdered parsley seeds at night every three or four months
To clean teeth:
rub them well with nettle leaves”
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Post a picture of yourself as a doctor
Dr Samuel Beckett from Quantum Leap standing in the foreground with Al standing behind to his right.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Half marathon done and missed the rain 🥳
A photo of me in front of Tewkesbury Abbey wearing a bright yellow tshirt and green shorts holding a medal for finishing the half marathon.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Bluebells are appearing in the garden. Must be spring? No more cold rainy weather please 👀
Looking into a garden, a large hedge on the right with a smaller one on the left. The floor of the garden covered with bluebells.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Time for a film and a classic with beautiful visual effects. Though this film is now set in the past!
People walking about in a futuristic street scene in the rain.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Just off to see if I can find the end…
An almost semi circular rainbow piercing a blue and grey sky. In the foreground a residential city road with houses on.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Somehow managed to win. Though I think it was mainly as I started as East…
Mah Jong pieces set out on a red table cloth. In the foreground are my tiles with the characters facing me.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
What are you having?
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Film time
A blue spirit like figure stands over a motionless wooden boy lying down.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
A smiling face drawn in blue on a triangle of brie.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
There’s an offer at a pizza restaurant where you can get £1 off a pizza per km of a pizza inspired run. My idea was this for the run but no one seems to get it! (sometimes i think my sense of humour is broken and i just have to laugh at my own jokes 😭)
A run mapped out in the shape of a Moray.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Just liked the light in this photo
Walking along a pavement on a residential road, rod to the left, a white car is seen in the distance parked by the pavement. The sun in a blue sky is lighting up the scene in a beautiful hard to describe way. A sort of golden glow.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Sadly I am not king.
Me lit up in the dark trying to pull a sword from a stone.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Any guesses? I’ve tried them and I’m still not much wiser 👀
A purple tube of Pringles with the flavour clue of “Santa’s Secret Flavour”.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Did one of those murder mystery games this evening. We got the murderer right and sort of the reason but the reason given was a bit less convoluted than ours!
Clues for a murder mystery game strewn across a table. The most prominent clue being nine tarot cards splashed with blood.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Long walk today following the river from Bristol to Bath. Thought that the river might have spilt over more but only a few bits to avoid and mostly mud. Lovely day out. Added good deed of helping an older couple get their luggage to the station. Sleepy now 😴
Map with a long wiggly line following the river between Bristol and Bath
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Lovely and sunny at parkrun this morning. Obligatory picture of me squinting for a picture…
Picture of me on a coastal path. A blue sky and blue water in the background.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Just joining in the pictures of lovely skies this morning. Something about shepherds 🤔
Orange skies. In the foreground a city street with cars parked on one side. In the distance a church tower with spire.
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Slightly insulted by this sentence 😂 “You were into music from the early 80s. You're an old soul.” < early 80s wasn’t that long ago was it 👀
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Richard @provableturnip.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Went for Lindt in the end. There was less choice than I thought there’d be and this one looked festive. Almost accidentally bought another with lots of coconut chocolates in 😅 🤢
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