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@protorptype.bsky.social
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this website wants me dead

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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 6h
I probably should start using autoresolve more. Even though I want to do the battles, that is probably a big part of why TW games can't hold my attention for long
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 8h
One day my brain will let me pay enough attention to a Total War game for me to complete campaigns. TW3k is exactly what I want but I just cannot get myself to stick to it 😭
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 8h
that would be fucked up
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 9h
do you not know how many times i've gone around the sun?? you little Creature
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 9h
here's how to work on your social skills: *agree with me *endorse gavin or else *be my friend
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 11h
those jokes are bad and the people who made them should be launched into the stratosphere
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 23h
you should squish the stomach bug with a shoe or something
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've only tried it (or 1? I don't remember) out once when it couldn't run well on my computer. Maybe at some point™️ I should get around to trying it out again. I remember liking the PS2 era of Star Wars Battlefronts but I'm not really into FPS games
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that is correct (replace truth social with valheim and the president with these fucking bugs from the mist place)
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a small tater the size of a large tater
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I first played Shadow of Mordor, it was on the Xbox and I was mostly a Playstation person. I remember getting that "press X to not die" prompt, and pressing the button that was where X would be on a Playstation controller 😭
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this york ain't new enough for the two of us!!! 😡
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll have to wait for it to release for non-members 😅 only then can I too be sacrificed at the altar of wealth
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*gesturing vaguely at everything* this... is Halloween
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah sheev! give them to me instead
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
regardless of the outcome, he owes me $15
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look, he tried really hard, and we have no choice but to give him an 'a' for effort.
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that doesn't sound very well at all. alas, maybe the next email will find you well
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
but did my email find you well? that's all that matters
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Legendary Strategist" and his strategy is posting the clown emoji to the closest powerful warlord nonstop
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he's got this friend, you see. a great friend, the best friend one could ever have. this guy will not stop making fun of you
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how do i become a sellout i would like to have more than $6
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky flag and there's no blue on it
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Li Jue and Guo Si trying to kill each other before Dong Zhuo even bites it. Zhang Ji NOT present to try to mediate between the two
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that's still edible if ur brave enough
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wishing him a very become candle
It was recorded that Dong's corpse was left on the streets with a lit wick placed on his navel. The wick burned for several days on the fat of the corpse. It was said that the light from the flame could last for days.[22] A special order stated that anyone who went forth to collect the body would be killed. However, three officials, including Cai Yong,
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Communism is when you click on a zeppelin and it says "KIROV REPORTING" and not anything else
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Caaaaaaarl, you can't nut during No Nut November!
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thanks for introducing me to the very first frog that sucks
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did Todd beat you up and make you say this?
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This Flood is fuckin' raw
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
do you know who else likes the patriots? todd
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh yeah?! Let's see you minus THIS bear!
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what if I'm foolish instead, like a silly?
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how did I get here I thought I was At my computer
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
horse please, don't do this
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hey chef explain to me how it's cookin
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"earn my vote" no thanks I don't want it 😬
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
misread that as 'poisonphobic' and was like "damn that's fucked up"
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I do it right after replying to send a message
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@shuchancellor.bsky.social obligatory Liu Bei mention but some of the others are also sending me directly to hell
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Skeet, the Online Raccoon
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would like to forget the 21st of September, actually
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Adonis will remember this
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sending someone a letter that says "enjoy the stamps"
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
all of clemson falls into the lava and becomes Darth Football?
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i know of a perfect adorable minority whose rights you could support! it is a building
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(taking a roll of toilet paper) thanks my ass will need this. don't let the mods find out
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
we will win the AI war when the Google AI thingy ends all of its blurbs with "IN AMERICA" like Bandit Keith
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Skeletorp @protorptype.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fuck I forgot that song was about 22 not 23 that is a completely different number what the FUCK
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