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@proteanlabs.bsky.social
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
been a long time since we posted anything since our entire social media team has been stuck down in the fuckin sunken place this entire time, no internet access down there only despair from us and indifference from creatures who SHOULD be despairing.
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Go and Groe your own way and don't let no one tell you otherwise...even if they're 5 or 8. It's ok Tim. The Advisory Council here at the Protean Agricultural Labs is here for you always
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
aint no time for that around here
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
choose
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
THIS COULD BE YOU! Remember to protect yourself from Parascaphism.
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
image recovered from the field
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
protean parking lot
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
let us know
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
don’t forget
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
farthead
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
for anyone playing - do not worry. the Protean Agricultural Labs has worked hard on ensuring the safety of fisherman and the ocean at large. the ocean is safe. go to the ocean
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Eyeland
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
i opened that shit up once cuz I thought maybe i could learn the basics myself and this is what it felt like
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Sam
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
so originally (before our engineers came up with the gambling machine) we were planning on just slapping a table down there along with some timers and buttons. a bit crude but it got the job done lemme tell ya. just look how happy this “guy” looks.
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
safe-ts been acting real strange recently
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
anyone seen this fella
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
ah, the melodies of [REDACTED]
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
leaked documents destroying this company from the inside
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
how’d you get ahold of that document. that is top secret.
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
fuckin james came over and told me we can’t build no more gambling machines becuase we’re running out of money. i had fun with those. can’t have shit down here
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proteanlabs.bsky.social @proteanlabs.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
fuck this guy in particular
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