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Annie D. Piombo

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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 4h
I wonder if the arch-trees made the world so grey - by becoming such a dominant life-form that their canopy blocked out all light.
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 4h
Note the similarity between Ash Lake and the "indistinguished" "grey" world of the intro cinematic. Note in the intro cinematic how the Witch Of Izalith is /burning arch-trees/. ...note the Firelink Shrine built above a tree that grows anew.
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 4h
The arch-trees are the apex organism of Dark Souls ecology. The Frampt seeks kindling for the Kiln so that cinders may fall to Ash Lake as mulch and fertilizer. Primordial Serpents are but tree-snakes - and give advice like their Biblical antecedent.
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 4h
My guess is that Enir-Ilim was named after two great erdtrees which grew, entwined, in its center. The city's empty curves were built around the braided trunks - a kind of smaller version of Leyndell's walls, a singular Divine Tower. The "divine gate" are their stumps, burnt by Marika.
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sudden WILD uptick in the number of my debt-restructuring clients who are transitioning to bankruptcy.
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my local parking app is suddenly emailing me like "👉👈 why don't you pay for parking more" if you wanted a recession indicator
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HGH Head yessir
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a solution in search of a pierogi is this anything
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[bleary, drawling] "In my eyes/indisposed" [suddenly too zesty] "in DISGUISES NO ONE KNOWS"
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this book is what you'd get if you asked ChatGPT to write cog/behav therapy for women with a dramatic-cluster personality disorder... in the style of a 90s cartoon villain "Master Shredder says bitches don't trauma-dump on a first date, and I say that being a bitch is a good thing! Haha!"
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lula learns that as yield curves invert, so does incumbency advantage
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am curious to what extent the movement of ad-buy is actually reflective of the reallocation of political funds - or if Dark Money is the exception that has swallowed the rule
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that night, the highways shall be bright with the lights of plat-trim F150s FDE TRDs being drive out to the horizon by husky white men who tell their wives they just need to go for a drive and wonder if they are still Texan still alive
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Woke
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He was in networking, he sold two companies to Cisco, his polo shirt was wrinkled, I liked him
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was recently talking to a retired tech founder/CTO who is worth over a billion dollars. (Fundraising dinners are weird.) I asked him what his "plastics" investment advice would be, and he said, "short Oracle."
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
guy driving a dump truck full of TNT to Vesuvius "it sucks my name is Gwyn this is going to really confuse Gemini"
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of my pro-bono clients is an old Trump voter. He is convinced that his heating oil prices have doubled because our Democratic governor just increased the taxes. By $3.50 per gallon. So from 2025 prices, a >100% tax. Anyway I looked it up and we've never taxed heating oil.
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Repeating my assertion that US bringing in Afrikaner is messaging, not to South Africans, but to Israelis.
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
now do Manchin
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The headline undersells it: “Former Sen. Kyrsten Sinema’s ex-lover was taken into custody in a Cheesecake Factory parking lot after he got caught bringing a large knife to a Phoenix gun shop. Prosecutors claim Matthew Ammel, 39, discussed building a rifle and threatened to come after Sinema…”
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😀: Feeding raisins to Torrent! 😬: Feeding grapes to Hyetta. 😧: Raisins are just old grapes.
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This was literally happening, Tucker Carlson was calling them out on Fox when he got sent to a farm upstate.
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Elizabeth Holmes is the Raygun of image rehabilitation
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Poetry after Tristain Tzara's bag of cut-up poems is barbaric"
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
6) POISON SWAMP.
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a Sherry-tweed jacket from David Wood that is straight up better cameo for Maine hunting season than Mossy Oak
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The 14-Year-Old Words
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tony Hinchcliffe is our generation's Jerry Seinfeld, in that he has 70-year-old Seinfeld's lazy sadism and complete lack of comedic talent but in a younger body.
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BROKE: "Netenyahu knew about October 7th but failed to act because he's incompetent" WOKE: "He failed to act because he wanted casus belli."
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OLYMPIA DUKAKIS: "And Toyota's Bradley, how many miles do they run for?" KELSEY GRAMMER: "One -illion miles." OLYMPIUA: "General, was that with an M or with a B?" KELSEY GRAMMER: "...with a B, Senator"
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here in Maine, where our electrical grid is made out of Christmas tinsel, a portable kwh battery puts the "life" in "LiFePO4"
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do a lot of hiring and this explains a fuckton, my mind is blown
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As per the last Maintenance Phase, I think you should listen to Joe Rogan and be a homosexual who just carries around a giant bowl of antibiotics
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In feudal societies, carnival celebrations would often make the village idiot the king for a day. Capitalism seems to be going for 365
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if stevia proves the garum of the pax americana, it shall be a better epitaph than we deserve
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alfried Krupp was obsessed with Wagner. He would sit in the basement of the Villa Hügel and listen to Gotterdammerüng as the Allied bombs fell. Plenty of Nazis "loved Wagner" the same way chuds "love Tolkein" in front of Thiel - it's a performance for capital. It is courting patrons.
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Much of the media is just a machine for finding narratives that might drive the country to the right. This narrative presented itself, and so was used.
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vance sending the fire emoji to a campaign ad of "Porkchop night will be chubb night" written over a sonnenrad
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BROKE: Porsche is doing layoffs because the absence of Russian and then Gulf energy is destroying German manufacturing margins. WOKE: Actually it's because oligarch failsons in Moscow and Dubai can't afford supercars anymore. BESPOKE: It's just that every dentist in America already owns a Cayenne.
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I do believe that my congressman wants to be AOC's SecDef
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Propitiate my lordvussy
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The resilience of an economy is judged by its ability to turn scarcity into price increases. In the US, crises do not result in "no food." They result in "more expensive food." So too in a polycrisis. There are a number of people *now* who don't get enough food. That number will just go up.
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Efficiency Maine has some small programs, for both residents and municipalities
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
1999 shoulda bought Apple 2009 shoulda bought bitcoin 2026 shoulda filled up a bunch of nalgenes with diesel
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Saudi military is a petrodollar laundering service run by US defense contractors. It is as functional as a Rolex so iced out that you can't pull the crown to set the time.
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Marion Bari
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Annie D. Piombo @prostoserdov.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Consumer impoverishment leading to demand destruction is now the prime mitigation of fuel supply shortage Super Duty bros gon need death-spiral financing
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