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Miss L

@proresting.bsky.social
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Actor, writer and crisp eater with a poor sense of social media commitment.

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Miss L @proresting.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Daughter came home with this book on Cristiano Ronaldo in her book bag today. Now, I know nothing about football, so I’ll have to assume that he only plays with *checks very factual book for details* his numerous identical brothers…
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Miss L @proresting.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I don’t check out casting calls like I used to, but came across this in my archive today. The last two lines never fail to absolutely floor me…
Casting call: Dental Nurse. The dental nurse is a crucial role to the film. It involves sitting on a stool next to the dentist while he kills his patients. The dental nurse will smile and look pretty, maybe laugh a bit as he drills his way through the patients using a diamond tipped drill. The actress much be good at the following skills: 1. Sitting on a stool. 2. Smiling. 3. Laughing/looking pretty. No old women please.
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Miss L @proresting.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Leaving every audition like…
An illustrated picture of a bear in a multicoloured scarf walking out of a door. Behind the bear is a dining table with the tablecloth, plates and food crashing to the floor.
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Miss L @proresting.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
When they let Leonardo DiCaprio do the casting…
Spotlight casting that reads ‘The Old Crone, female, 20-35 years)
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Miss L @proresting.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
6yo’s “diary entry” today probably sums up why I’m not a parenting influencer…
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Miss L @proresting.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Love to get a school text casually informing parents of a gingerbread competition with just 2 hours’ notice…
Text from school asking that states: Bring your gingerbread creations after 2pm to the lunch hall to have them ready for voting when the children arrive!
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Miss L @proresting.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Me: … My brain at 2am:
A picture of Duo the owl from Duolingo telling me that I made 5413 mistakes this year.
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Miss L @proresting.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I think about this from Duolingo every day…
A screenshot from Duolingo that translates from Spanish ‘You wrote a blog, not an autobiography’.
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Miss L @proresting.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Because we’re entering the part of the never-ending yearly cycle where we have to be ready for the fact our landlord might end our contract, I’ve signed up for property alerts and oh god…
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Miss L @proresting.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Still they persist like a mother at Christmas…
A LinkedIn email for actor jobs, but all the jobs are for Tesco.
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Miss L @proresting.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Watched this last night and it is ridiculously good. Incredible acting. Incredible music. Incredible story. Just bloody great all round.
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Miss L @proresting.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
If people are posting what they were known for on Twitter then I suppose I ought to let this ridiculous casting call live on Bluesky too…
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Miss L @proresting.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
LinkedIn: Unlock your potential. With hard work, determination and a growth mindset, you can achieve your career goals. Also LinkedIn:
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Miss L @proresting.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
The Google Emoji Kitchen is a joyous procrastination tool and this is now the only emoji I’ll be using from now on…
Image shows poo emoji smiling engulfed in flames.
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