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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Has nobody mentioned Xev?
Xenia Seeberg as Xev, from the series Lexx
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Many years later, when I found out... that the Indian guy from Short Circuit... was played by the white bad guy from Hackers... I had to pick up my jaw off the floor!
Fisher Stevens as "The Plague", main antagonist of the 1995 movie "Hackers"
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
But what if she IS a keeper? 🤔
US soccer goalkeeper Alyssa Naeher stops a shot
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Foone: friendlv reminder since this is going around again: DO NOT EAT THE RICH! it's called bio-magnification, people! the rich are at the top of the food chain, so they accumulate toxins from their food at a greatly increased rate. Instead, compost/ the rich. 

composting the rich will allow all the accumulated toxins (like heavy metals. do vou know how much expensive seafood the rich eat? mercury up the kazoo!) to be diluted or removed Then you can use the fertile soil to grow clean, healthy crops.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
weird AI music: (person frowning & grimacing)

Weird Al music: (person looking thoughtfully approving. With Weird Al's hair, glasses, moustache, Hawaiian shirt, and accordion Photoshopped in)
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is a really fun series. One's an assassin, the other's her best friend who didn't know... Action, intrigue, humour, drama. And two kickass women.
Promotional photo for Prime series "Ride or Die".
Hannah Waddingham & Octavia Spencer are in a red muscle car, driving on a mountainside road, towards the viewer.
The hood & windscreen are peppered with bullet holes.
Olivia is driving.
Hannah sits in the passenger seat, looking over her sunglasses, and holding a pistol.
Both are smirking at the viewer.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Nonce may refer to:

Cryptographic nonce, a number or bit string used only once, in security engineering
Nonce word, a word used to meet a need that is not expected to recur
The Nonce, American rap duo
Nonce orders, an architectural term
Nonce, a slang term chiefly used in Britain for alleged or convicted sex offenders, especially ones involving children
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Edit of the Dune "Pain Box" scene.
In 4 frames.

1. Paul: What's in the box? 
2. Gaius: Popcorn. 
3. (Paul puts hand in box) 
4. (Paul looks like he's putting popcorn into his open mouth)
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
We planted a couple of aeoniums in the front garden. Now they're cloning themselves all over. (Easily removed, so not a problem if they end up anywhere we don't want)
Photo of purple aeonium arboreum plants, with other green plants in the background. 
These ones are in pots. Mine are in the garden, and spread themselves all over the place.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
IMAGINE FIGHTING
FOR A CAUSE

THAT SHARES ITS
BELIEFS ABOUT
GENDER
WITH THE NAZIS

SIT WITH THAT FOR A MINUTE.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Parody of Bob the Builder.

Picture of Bob with caption in a circle around him:

Can we fix it? 
No. It's fucked!
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The Paradox Of Tolerance
By philosopher Karl Popper

Should a tolerant society tolerate intolerance? The answer is NO.

It's a paradox, but unlimited tolerance can lead to the extinction of tolerance.

When we extend tolerance to those who are openly intolerant... The tolerant ones end up being destroyed. And tolerance with them.

Any movement that preaches intolerance and persecution must be outside of the law. As paradoxical as it may seem, defending tolerance... Requires to not tolerate the intolerant.The Paradox of Tolerance disappears if you look at tolerance, not as a moral standard, but as a social contract.

If someone does not abide by the terms of the contract, then they are not covered by it. 

In other words: The intolerant are not following the rules of the social contract of mutual tolerance. 

Since they have broken the terms of the contract, they are no longer covered by the contract, and their intolerance should NOT be tolerated.Captain America punches Red Skull, who is wearing a swastika on his shirt.

Red Skull says "so much for the tolerant left"Photo of Jadzia and Kira from Star Trek Deep Space 9, smiling at someone out of frame. 

Caption says "we're not the tolerant left, we're the fuck around and find out left"
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Black OR white? Here you go...
Black square
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This reminds me of Pugmire somehow
Promotional art from Pugmire TTRPG.
A humanoid dog in priest's robes stands in a doorway, arms raised, with sunlight shining from behind them. 
Tagline at the top says "Be a GOOD dog!"
Title at the bottom says "Pugmire"The Code of Man
1. Be A Good Dog.
2. Obey The Master.
3. Bite Only Those Who Endanger You.
4. Protect Your Home.
5. Be Loyal To Those That Are True.
6. Protect All From The Unseen.
7. Fetch What Has Been Left Behind.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
We were visited by Mothra tonight 👀
Photo of a large moth sitting on a concrete path, with a brick wall in the background. 
The moth is roughly as long as the height of a brick.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Every 10th tweet? Wow, she's mellowed... Maybe she took Musk's advice 🤔
Screenshot from Twitter. 

JKR posts some transphobic bullshit, as usual.

Musk replies, "While I heartily agree with your points regarding sex/gender, may I suggest also posting interesting and positive content on other matters?"
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
(Image: Heart in trans flag colours)

Real people
are more important than 
imaginary wizards 
and those who write them
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If you see this, post a concert photo you took
Photo of Soundgarden on stage, at Adelaide Big Day Out, Feb 2012.
Left: Kim Thayil on guitar. 
Middle: Matt Cameron on drums. 
Right: Chris Cornell on guitar.
The Badmotorfinger logo is on the projector screen behind them.
White spotlights shine above.

Photo is slightly blurry, because my phone camera at the time wasn't coping well with the lighting and movement.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 18th 2026 (Tricky), in 05:38 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
Feb 18th 2026 (Tricky)
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Solved in 05:38
You're faster than 50% of all solvers!
Only 43% others had a perfect solve.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 15th 2026 (Evil), in less than 14 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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Solved in less than 14 minutes
You're faster than 50% of all solvers!
Only 24% others had a perfect solve.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I saw this in the magic items list on DnDBeyond.com, and couldn't help it... #DnD #DnDBeyond
Phone screenshot of D&D Beyond, with caption added. 

Added caption: What does a Crusader wear under his armor? 

Screenshot of magic item list: Crusader's Shorts...
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
A smiling cartoon dragon, with the caption: 

No "New Year, New Me"
I plan on just getting weirder
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I feel so called out, Thor! 😅 I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Jan 1st 2026 (Tricky), in less than 12 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
A card from Clues by Sam:

"Thor 
painter

This year I won't mix up rows and columns!"
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
In a similar way that Tolkien responded to the Nazis asking if he was Jewish?
Source: The Letters of J. R. R. Tolkien; Image: Tolkien in 1955, via; Thanks to William Vodrey.)

25 July 1938 20 Northmoor Road, Oxford

Dear Sirs,

Thank you for your letter. I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. 

FOLLOWING SENTENCE IS HIGHLIGHTED:
But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. 

My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject - which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.

Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearing whatsoever on the merits of my work or its sustainability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.

I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and remain yours faithfully,

J. R. R. Tolkien
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
"Well there's your problem..." @handles.club
Screenshot of seeks.quest website. 

"This is an expired domain at Porkbun. If this is your domain you can renew it by logging into your account."
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
"Simple grid" is a bit too simple. Need to consider population. Rural > suburban > urban. But yes, simple shapes. Use roads or logical borders. See how 🇦🇺 does it. Step 1 - politically neutral Electoral Commission sets boundaries & runs elections. Maps below: state, urban surrounds, urban.
Electoral region map for the Australian state of Victoria 
(with 2022 federal election results)Electoral region map for the "Melbourne surrounds"
(with 2022 federal election results)Electoral region map for the  Melbourne urban area
(with 2022 federal election results)
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
So, like the old salon hairdryers, but for washing instead of drying?
A woman sitting in a chair, reading a magazine, with a hairdryer dome over her head.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I don't know if you're able to get it there, but Bundaberg ginger beer is fantastic! They also have a Spiced Ginger Beer that's only available around Christmastime (so, now). Which I like... but probably not as much as the regular one.
A piece of ginger root & some leaves, next to a bottle of Bundaberg Ginger Beer, and another of Bundaberg Diet Ginger Beer
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
We've been rewatching Bones. So when we saw Zoltan, we were like "hang on... He looks (and sounds) familiar..."
Cast photo from Bones. 
Phyllis Logan, Emily Deschanel, and Danny Woodburn
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
New pin! I've been after a Wyld Stallyns for awhile. Found this one on eBay for a reasonable price.
Close-up of a jacket lapel covered with enamel pins.
Top to bottom: 
The Prodigy Experience (album logo/title) 
Fallout mascot Vault Boy winking & giving a thumbs up
Sword & shield with "I'm on a side quest"
Ghostbusters logo
Wyld Stallyns logo
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
A 6-panel sequence of screenshots from Star Trek: The Next Generation, with altered dialogue. 
Panel 1: exterior view, a shuttle close to a sun.
Panel 2: Dr Crusher at the shuttle controls. "Computer, notify me if external temperature gets too hot."
Panel 3: computer replies "*BEEP BEEP* PLEASE DEFINE 'HOT' "
Panel 4: Dr Crusher says "Let's say, 1.9 million Kelvins."
Panel 5: (caption at top: "LATER:")
Captain Picard stands in front of a replicator. "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
Computer responds "*BEEP BEEP*"
Panel 6: everything is fiery. A humanoid shape can barely be seen in the middle of it.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
🦇🏳️‍⚧️
Panel from a Batgirl comic. A group of Gotham thugs see Batgirl for the first time. 
"Kill him!"
"But... He's a she!"
"It's a bat-chick!"
"So what? Maybe he had an operation?!"Panel from a Batgirl comic. Catwoman meets Batgirl for the first time.
"Oh, Batman! I didn't know you were... in transition."Page from a Batgirl comic. The Joker meets Batgirl for the first time. 
"Bats! So you finally took that trip to Sweden--"
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Wikipedia to the rescue!
Screenshot from the Wikipedia page about the Echidna. 

Etymology
Echidnas are possibly named after Echidna, a creature from Greek mythology who was half-woman, half-snake, as the animal was perceived to have qualities of both mammals and reptiles.[citation needed] An alternative explanation is a confusion with Ancient Greek: ἐχῖνος, romanized: ekhînos, lit. 'hedgehog, sea urchin'.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Predictable
14 COMMON FEATURES OF FASCISM
1. The cult of tradition. "look at the syllabus of a fascist movement to find the major traditionalist thinkers. The Nazi gnosis was nourished by traditionalist, syncretistic, occult elements."
2. The rejection of modernism. "The Enlightenment, the Age of Reason, is seen as the beginning of modern depravity."
3. The cult of action for action's sake. "Action must be taken without reflection. Thinking is a form of emasculation."
4. Disagreement is treason. "To distinguish is a sign of modernism. In modern culture the scientific community praises disagreement as a way to improve knowledge."
5. Fear of difference. "The first appeal of a fascist movement is against intruders. Thus it is racist by definition."
6. Appeal to social frustration. "One typical feature of fascism was the appeal to a frustrated middle class, suffering from economic crisis or feelings of political humiliation, & frightened by the pressure of lower social groups."
7. The obsession with a plot. "followers must feel besieged. The easiest way is the appeal to xenophobia."
8. The enemy is both strong and weak. "By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak."
9. Pacifism is trafficking with the enemy. "there is no struggle for life but, rather, life is lived for struggle."
10. Contempt for the weak. "Elitism is typical of any reactionary ideology."
11. Everybody is educated to become a hero. "This cult of heroism is strictly linked with the cult of death."
12. Machismo and weaponry. "Machismo implies both disdain for women and intolerance & condemnation of nonstandard sexual habits, from chastity to homosexuality."
13. Selective populism. "the emotional response of a selected group of citizens can be presented & accepted as the Voice of the People."
14. Ur-Fascism speaks Newspeak. "Fascist schoolbooks use impoverished vocabulary & elementary syntax, to limit the instruments for complex & critical reasoning."
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Yep, much better
Left half of Tron Ares poster, right half of Morbius poster
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Text in the style of an anti piracy ad reads "you wouldn't cast Jared Leto oh shit nevermind"
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Text in the style of the old anti piracy ads, says "you wouldn't steal THIS movie"
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Scene from Jaws.
Caption says "we're gonna need a bigger hard drive".
Original quote was "we're gonna need a bigger boat".
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
A white sign with red text is concealed within an overgrown bush. All that is visible is "NO".
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Less than black cars, apparently.
In Lisbon, a black car heated nearby air by up to 3.8 °C more than the asphalt beneath it. Light colours and shading cut the
effect.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
As far as I know, it's a brand of cheese 🤷
Promotional photo of Cracker Barrel Extra Sharp Yellow cheddar cheese.
Blurb on the wrapper reads:
"Our rich & bold cheddar, perfect for pairing"
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
No cheating, post your lock screen
Screenshot of a locked phone. The background looks like dark tiles, with a yellow Aperture logo, from the Portal game series. 
Top centre are the time & date in white. Bottom corners are white-on-grey icons for phone & camera.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
A "no to this, yes to that" meme format. 
(No) "weird AI music"
(Yes) "Weird Al music"

In the second frame, the person has been edited to resemble Weird Al.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
A design by Tee Turtle.
4 grey cats sitting in a row, in an implied comic strip, like a time lapse of a cat yawning. 
First one has its mouth closed. 
Second one has a small mouth opened. 
Third one has its mouth almost the size of its own head. 
Last one has its mouth closed again.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
So much
A blank version of the "salesman slaps roof of car" meme
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Mum used to have a set of splayds. They're the best spork-likes. Pretty sure I've still got a couple at home... Along with a couple of "buffet forks", I think they're called?
Splayds, the best spork-like utensilI think they're called buffet forks? Narrow, two-pointed spork-like utensils.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Here's a version with the "translation"
Text in gothic calligraphy that looks like all "mmm", with below it a plain text transcription: 

mimi numinum nivium
minimi munium nimium
vini muniminum imminui
vivi minimum volunt
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Calligraphy that looks like "mmm mmm mmmmmmmm mmmmm..." but is actually a sentence in Latin, containing a mix of the letters m, n, i, u, w. The last word also has recognisable o, l, t.
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I just got the BEST random username in DC Heroes Unlimited! (The usernames are in the form [random adjective] [random animal or plant] [random 2 digit number]. I would have also been happy with Funky Bass or Proper Dove...)
Screenshot from DC Heroes Unlimited, showing the username "Amazing Robin 70"
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