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ProPublica @propublica.org · 01/02/2026

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

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Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting

The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JOURNALISTS, STOP SAYING “ACCORDING TO PEOPLE FAMILIAR.” FAMILIAR TO WHO?

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

EVEN *THESE* PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THEY ARE CONSPIRACY *THEORIES*? WHAT HAPPENED TO EDITORIAL STANDARDS AT FACTOID BOOKS?

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

HULK LOVE HOW PEOPLE CALL TRUMP STUPID FOR CLAIMING HE WILL REDUCE HEALTH CARE PRICES BY SIX HUNDRED PERCENT AND OTHERS SAY “I AGREE ONE THOUSAND PERCENT”

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

NOT SURE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CONSPIRACY AND A CONSPIRACY THEORY? REMEMBER: PARTICIPATING IN A CONSPIRACY CAN GET YOU CHARGED WITH A CRIME. SPREADING CONSPIRACY THEORIES, ON OTHER HAND, CAN GET YOU FOLLOWERS.

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

HULK LOVE THIS STORY. 1. EVEN THE GREATS MAKE MISTAKES. 2. HULK LOVE NEWSPAPER HAVING FUN WITH ƎSSIꓕⱯW IN HEADLINE. 3. HULK LOVE THAT PAPER MADE A TYPO IN ARTICLE POINTING OUT A MISTAKE. ISN’T IT IRONIC!

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 03/11/2025

You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct

New York Post headline:

Nearly a million New
Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor
- possibly igniting largest exododus in history: poll

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

HULK LOOK FORWARD TO YORGOS LANTHIMOS’ #BUGONIA BUT HULK QUESTION TAGLINE. HULK ASSUME CHARACTERS OBSESSED WITH CONSPIRACY *THEORIES*.

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

EVEN IN WRITING, ANDREW CUOMO REFUSES TO CORRECTLY SPELL NAME OF NEXT NEW YORK MAYOR, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social. SO OFFENSIVE.

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

REMEMBER: A BUSINESS DOES NOT “SHUTTER ITS DOORS,” JUST AS YOU WOULD NOT PUT SHUTTERS ON TOP OF DOORS. IT CLOSES ITS DOORS OR IT SHUTTERS. PICK ONE.

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

DID YOU SCREW UP TODAY? DID IT GO OUT TO ENTIRE EMAIL LIST?

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

THREAT OF NUCLEAR WAR—WHATEVER. COMMA SPLICE? TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

MAGA CANDIDATE MIKE COLLINS, IN PEACH STATE, LITERALLY CANNOT SPELL GEORGIA.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

A neo-Nazi hacked Mamdani's gmail account and sent us several emails he wrote. They were littered with mistakes like "tow the line" and "for all intensive purposes."

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

SIGH. THESE SPAMMERS AREN’T EVEN TRYEYNG!

A text message asks “Hey, are you occupied with anything today?” but “anything” is spelled a-n-y-t-h-e-y-n-g

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

HULK NO HABLO ESPAÑOL. ARE COMMA SPLICES AGAINST THE RULES IN SPANISH TOO?

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

WHY HULK SO OFTEN HEAR PEOPLE SAY THINGS LIKE “THE UNIVERSE OF [PEOPLE WHO WORK IN THIS FIELD] IS VERY SMALL”? WE HAVE OTHER WORDS THAN UNIVERSE FOR THINGS THAT ARE SMALL! UNIVERSE IS INFINITELY LARGE! BY VERY DEFINITION! AS FIGURE OF SPEECH, VERY SILLY.

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

REMEMBER, FOLKS: IT’S MARTIAL LAW TRUMP IS DYING TO DECLARE. NOT MARSHALL LAW. NO SUCH THING. @merriam-webster.com

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

HULK PREFER SELTZER WITH SEEDS, BUT IT HARD TO FIND.

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

REMEMBER: UNLESS GOING *BACKWARD* IS OPTION, YOU NEVER HAVE TO SAY “GOING FORWARD” AGAIN. GUEST ON NPR SAY TRUMP-HARVARD CONFLICT WILL HAVE NATIONAL CONSEQUENCES GOING FORWARD. WELL, WHAT OTHER DIRECTION COULD CONSEQUENCES GO?

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

“WE EXPECTED THAT IT WOULD HAVE THE INTEGRITY OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,” SAYS BRAIN-DEAD BUYER OF TRUMP WATCH, TURNED INTO *RUMP* WATCH BY A TYPO. JOKE’S ON HIM. IT DOES. turnto10.com/i-team/trump...

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Rhode Islander ticked off by unfortunate typo on Trump watch

A mistake on a piece of official Donald Trump merchandise might be funny to some.

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

GUY CAN’T EVEN GET A TWEET RIGHT AND HE SUPPOSED TO KEEP US SAFE? HULK SIGH.

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

FASCINATING STORY BY @CARLZIMMER.COM IN @NYTIMES ABOUT POSSIBLE EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE! ZIMMER MEAN ANALOGUE HERE, THOUGH, NOT ANALOG.

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

HULK ON THURSDAY READ THIS SENTENCE. HULK ON THURSDAY STILL HATE BOGUS SENTENCE STRUCTURE. HULK ON FRIDAY WILL STILL FEEL THE SAME.

A screenshot of a New York Times article reading “The House on Thursday narrowly adopted a Republican budget”

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

IS THIS AD GOOD OR BAD? YOU SEE THE OBVIOUS ISSUE. YES, CREATIVITY, BLAH BLAH, BUT STILL.

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

IS THIS AD GOOD OR BAD? YOU SEE THE OBVIOUS ISSUE. YES, CREATIVITY, BLAH BLAH, BUT STILL.

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 10/04/2025

Mr. America First takes his lexicographical orders from Europe

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:
Section 1. Purpose. Overregulation chokes the American economy and stifles personal freedom. A small but meaningful example is the Obama-Biden war on showers: Twice in the last 12 years, those administrations promulgated multi-thousand-word regulations defining the word "showerhead." See Energy Conservation Program: Definition of Showerhead,
86 Fed. Reg. 71797 (December 20, 2021); Energy Conservation Program for Consumer Products and Certain Commercial and Industrial Equipment: Test Procedures for Showerheads, Faucets, Water Closets, Urinals, and Commercial Prerinse Spray Valves, 78 Fed.
Reg. 62970 (October 23, 2013). To the extent any definition is necessary for this common piece of hardware, the Oxford English Dictionary defines "showerhead" in one short sentence.

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK. THEY BEEN HERE FOR YEARS.

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

HULK HEAR @GOVKATHYHOCHUL, DISCUSSING TRUMP’S #TARRIFFS, MENTION NEW YORK’S “CLOSE PROXIMITY” TO CANADA. REMINDER: PROXIMITY = CLOSENESS, SO “CLOSE PROXIMITY” = “CLOSE CLOSENESS.” JUST SAY “PROXIMITY!”

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PROOFREADING HULK @proofreadinghulk.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

HULK RECENTLY SAW A MENTION IN ONE PLACE OF A “WIDE-WHALED” CORDUROY AND, ELSEWHERE, OF “HOURS WILED AWAY.” HULK CAN NEGOTIATE EXCHANGE OF THE “H” WITH THESE TWO WRITERS IF CALLED UPON TO SERVE. 🫡

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