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ProjectBlueJay

@projectbluejay.bsky.social
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22, Married, She/Her, AO3 writer and brainrot enuthusiast 18+ Only please! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT projectbluejay.carrd.co/#

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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Dilftio??? I think so!! I haven't been able to get soft old Dilftio out of my head he's making my ovaries explode
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
#ratiorine fox Aven snippet!!
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
RtRN lobsters to celebrate my moving most of my shit to BlueSky
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Gem practice that I did with RtRN colors bc I am ill for them
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
projectbluejay.straw.page I'm not bad!! Thinking about RtRN, as usual. Maybe then kissing or holding hands or doing nasty stuff (like being happy and silly OMG)
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I feel like Aventurine bothers Ratio like I bug my wife: No sense, no reason, just pure bullshittery bc why say "I miss you and I think of you so much and I love you so much it hurts" when I can just send this?
Fake windows popup with a picture of a blue and green fish, with the warning being "fissh" 

The three option buttons under it read "ok" "ok" and "dont"
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
It's white day! So I made my wife dinner! She looked me in the eyes and gave me the fucking slot machine and said AND I FUCKING QUOTE "Because you have a problem." I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM I JUST HAVE FIVE GACHA GAMES I CAN STOP WHENEVER I JUST DONT WANNA (I love me wife v much you have no idea)
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I spent AN HOUR making and setting this up and another ten seconds making my outfit I am SO IN LOVE??? can you tell I'm queer w the amount of denim and plaid? Hehehe
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Oh? Am I finally finishing the wedding fic I teased LITERALLY THREE MONTHS AGO? Idk I think yes
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I AM SHAKING IM NOT EVEN JOKING IM SHALING
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
ITS IN MY COLORS HELL YEAH
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
TOOK LITERALLY ALL MY SAVINGS but hey I used her once at level forty and holy hell did I make the right call
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Black kitty Aventurine!!! I will hug him and love him and call him George! He's so precious and beautiful, ty for sharing him w me!!
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
When my wife and I got engaged, she came to me and asked, "Hey, as a wedding gift to you, do you want a coffee machine?" "No, coffee isn't my thing. I don't wanna depend on it." I've lived in this house a month and my wife has decided that for her safety, we need this. My wife 💙🩵
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I can't get over 1) how pretty Aven's eyes are and 2) how pretty this is! Thank you so much!! Wow it's gorgeous
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Avemchurime!!! How powite of youwu to show up! Hewwo to youwwu too! Fr this is so cute TYSM!
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
GOOD GODS??? THIS IS ADORABLE!! This is a work of art holy shit!?!? I'm so touched! Tysm!! I wanna ask to use it as my AO3 pfp, anon please let me know if you're okay with it, I love this sm!!! (Totally okay if not, I'm still cherishing this so much!! 💙🩵
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
AION THIS IS SO CUTE??? I boop your nose :3
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
THE CATCAKE IS WONDERFUL DONT TALK BAD ABOUT HIMB also HI JAAAADE
A picture from StrawPage of an Aventurine catcake and a small bird with the text "Jade was here!" And "Enjoy the awful cat cake lol" 
(The catcake is wonderful and the narrator disagrees with the adjective "awful". He is glorious.)
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
WHO DID IT WHO'S THE TRAITOR (Mayhaps I do teehehehehehe)
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
AYO BRINO WHATS GOOD HOW YA DOIN
A handwritten message on StrawPage that reads "Brino wuz here!"
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I will accept this offering with grace and dignity!! (And then will go behind a curtain and slurp it down within for seconds)
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
He in da tattoo shop, what will he do?? (He's gonna get an owl tattoo for his beloved UwU)
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
My wife got me a silly lil guy, a tiny kitty, a lil gambler man, a cute cuddly man, a fluffy scrumptions, (and if I may be so bold) a Blorbo I'm gonna scream about this for so long I love him sm holy FUCK I LOVE MY WIFE
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
My baby. I love you, Cinnamon. Thank you for being my sweet girl for all eleven years you were with us. May Charon guide you to where your siblings and bowls of endlessly flowing food.
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Shit I want a plate like this when I go out godDAMN FR tho I only asked for cheese whiz and the doc brought in those whole plate free of charge. She's been snacking on these while they get the IV in. Cin's is a fuckin champ!!
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Totally does, and I feel the same way. Mistakes happen, and you're super sweet and gentle when they do. You're an amazing person and a wonderful mod!!
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
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ProjectBlueJay @projectbluejay.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Happy Halloween! I'm Cleopatra and I will eat all your food and then fuck you stupid~ (I'm tired and feel nice in my skin today so I'm sharing it hehe)
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