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Progressive Republican

@progressivegop.bsky.social
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U.S. Army Veteran against Trump. From the long-lost land of conservatism where it's not required to hate everyone and everything that doesn't look, love, or live like you. Proud to be called a RINO by every red-hat wearing sycophant in America.

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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is the "stable genius" we allow to control our nuclear weapons. I've never felt safer 👍
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You know that Rocky & Bullwinkle had to rescue a damsel in distress from this MF at some point.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
F-List celebrity tries to ride F-list fame, and gets an F-list result...and then wonders why out loud. Here's a clue: There are 1,224,737 registered Democrats in the city and 326,292 registered Republicans. You've confirmed you're an absolute empty-suited dipshit. Crawl back under that rock.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Totally on board. Fire up the printers!
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Who would have thought the economy would get so bad that they needed to build a trailer park on the white house lawn?
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Hey MAGA! Now that gas is over 40 cents a gallon HIGHER than when Trump took office, I'm sure you're all going to be slapping these on gas pumps, just like you did with all the Biden stickers, right?
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Wait a minute.... Does this mean Elon knew he was professing his undying love to someone he knew was a pedophile?
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
What your face looks like after repeatedly and compulsively shoving your head up your own ass.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This will get more and more true with each passing day of this clown car of an administration.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
They are a high-speed, low drag, elite organization that goes by the code-name "Gravy Seals".
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a fat, orange, corrupt duck.
Definition of insider trading.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I totally thought the red-hatted lemmings were absolutely against Drag Queen Story Hour. I stand corrected.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Silver linings:
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The only silver lining this week is the fact that as I write this, Tesla is down another 14% for the week, and 45% this year alone. So, even as my 401k hemorrhages, at least I can watch Nazi Elmo's riches burn to the ground.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Crap, now even poorly made, low quality ties are 34% more.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Nazi sympathizer wear is now 34% more expensive.
MAGA HAT SHOWING MADE IN CHINA LABEL.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Yep. They've made hypocrisy an art form.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
You have to wonder if all the red-hatted lemmings still believe this shit. I mean really, MAGA, how's it looking? How are those egg prices doing? Did all those "DAY ONE" promises come true? Is the Ukraine war over? Are groceries cheaper? Has the golden age begun?
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
"A little to the left, Elmo. That's it, that's it." "Does that feel good, dear leader? Will you sell my cars for me?" "Shut up and keep tugging. I like making J.D. watch."
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
In case you thought for one second that Nazi Elmo wasn't in panic mode as he watches his paper fortune evaporate, here's a picture of the "script" he gave the orange politician he bought to hawk his Swasticars:
Picture of script elon musk gave to trump to sell his cars.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Let's do this!
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
kar·ma /ˈkärmə/ noun: karma (in Hinduism and Buddhism) the sum of a person's actions in this and previous states of existence. destiny or fate, following as effect from cause. "there's something highly satisfying when karma strikes"
Graphic showing Tesla's stock price down by over 30% year to date.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Stephen Miller is like if Hermann Göring and WormTongue spawned a genetically inferior baby comprised of a spasmodically shouting, bullied kid whose prom date left with someone else, and he never, ever got over it.
Stephen Miller & Wormtongue
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The American bar Association calls it like it is:
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This is really the only thing I'm looking forward to seeing at the Super Bowl:
Spectators flipping off Donald Trump at the Super Bowl.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Let's not forget, MAGA boys & girls, that during Trump's last disastrous term, 92% of ALL the revenue generated by his idiotic tariffs went right back into the pockets of pissed off farmers to bail them out. That's right, nearly all the $$$ generated has and will go to people he's screwing.
graph showing that 92 of all proceeds generated by tariffs was paid to farmers in bailouts.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
So, this stooge thinks a judge doing his job and following the law is a "coup", yet MAGA scumbags breaking down the doors of the capital building, smearing shit on the walls, and beating on cops were just "peaceful tourists". And half the country believes everything they say. What a joke.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Someone should tell Elon Musk that it's never a good idea to tell the hooker you paid so much for that you love him. He doesn't love you, Nazi Elmo. He loves your wallet.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Tesla's sales in Germany dropped by 60% year over year, with a 50% drop across all of Europe. Apparently, Nazi Elmo's politics aren't being well received in countries that haven't yet fallen to fascist regimes like we have, & sales of Swasticars are dropping like a brick. Good. #DivestfromElon
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
In a symbol of what Trump is trying to do to us, here's his lackey's literally painting over the values that the FBI Academy strove to instill for years. These are truly the most evil people that have ever been in government.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
So, just so I'm clear - Michelle Obama introduced a whole plan 15 years ago to vastly improve school nutrition only for MAGAts to label her “arrogant” and “out of touch” with “real Americans.” Now that Trump whipping boy RFK, Jr. wants to do it, it's all good, right? Fucking hypocrites.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
History, MAGA style:
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This literally DID NOT HAPPEN. ...but such a blatant lie will be swallowed whole by his red-hatted lemmings.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Tell me, Evangelicals, how's that whole "Love thy neighbor as thyself, and do unto others..." thing going? Is all this stuff really what Jesus would do?
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I concur. Until Elon Musk has been divested of his position, and his controlling interest in Tesla, every one of his deathtraps rolling off the assembly line is now a SWASTICAR. Here is their new logo:
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I think Elon's little salute is spurring all kinds of violence. I mean, who would want to own a Tesla these days? You're literally making yourself a target because of Nazi Elmo.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
In a glimpse of the kind of world I'd like to live in, here's Mr. Rogers rocking a Bob Ross t-shirt, hanging out with Steve Irwin in front of a rainbow. ...and for some reason, I'm sure this would enrage MAGA.
Mr. Rogers rocking a Bob Ross t-shirt, hanging out with Steve Irwin in front of a rainbow.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
So, the 12 IG's fired just told the Trump admin to essentially blow it out their ass and try again - legally. That's how it should be done, over and over again. Don't lie down for them. Make them do it by the book, in the sunlight.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
We shouldn't blame current Tesla owners for purchasing their cars before they knew it was being built by the new leader of the 4th Reich. However, the new models with redesigned body styles come out in March, so anyone driving one of THOSE knows who he is. Perhaps they should rethink that purchase
Tesla car with a swastika spray painted on it in an act of vandalism.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Hopefully, every MAGAt will be doing that wave in hell along with him.
Cartoon with Hitler giving the Nazi salute in hell, with the devil saying "he calls it his "Musk Wave"
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
When a person shows you who they are, believe them. This is who is now in control of the country, make no mistake. We've been sold to an enemy we defeated in 1945. Time to kick their ass again.
Elon Musk performing the Nazi Salute.
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Back at ya ;-)
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Progressive Republican @progressivegop.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
MAGA: Eggs are still expensive! Gas isn't half price! Groceries cost even more! You promised to fix it! Trump: Look, a shiny thing! MAGA: Wow! 4-D chess! You're the greatest!
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