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kowalski ndidi, esq.

@profthemis.bsky.social
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she/her. criminal defence, indigent defence, appellate & post-conviction, civil litigation. adjunct professor. raichu mom. inconsistent trainer. posts are not legal advice. don't follow me if you're one of my students. { NC-17 }

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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 12h
it really is surprisingly reassuring to see other adults try their hands at the gym challenge.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
you would never know from this face that she's older than most of you.
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✧ 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐍 ✧ @shinyhunterg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
✧✧ QUEEN OF THE FREAKS! ✧✧ ✧lit shiny hunter/pokémon trainer oc. ✧pokemonrp / multiships with chem. ✧n/sfw for dark themes and language, non-l*wd on tl. ✧mdni only. ✧penned by shy, 27 years old. #POKEMONRP // #POKEMONTRAINERRP
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Shooting Star in Gray Night Sky
ALT: Shooting Star in Gray Night Sky
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i'll always take pride in my ability to scare off cops — that interpol chief hasn't reared her head in five months.
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𝒆𝒎𝒂 𝒔𝒌𝒚𝒆 @forenslcsqueen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
— ❊ 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚊𝚗 ❊ —
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one of my students kept using the word "ontologically" incorrectly so i told him "'ontologically' can be a tricky word, don't feel like you have to use it." i suspect he might have dropped the class because i haven't seen him in over a week.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
mm. and might i ask how long it is that you've been living in america, ms. mocha? because i spent the first three years of my life in orre — i'm definitely not american after having lived in johto for 30-something years.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
johto is the best region.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@galarianvenom.bsky.social good evening, ms. kushani. i'm sure you're familiar with my latest client. i've been entrusted with ms. courtney's legal defence and i'd like to ask if you'd—if the need for this arises—be willing to go on record evaluating her service to you.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i let my sneasel sniff the produce when i get back from the grocery store so she can feel like she's accomplished something.
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Mr. Lobanov @xtransceivers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I wish I was short. You guys all look like you're having fun while I have to tell everyone how the weather is. It's slightly cloudy.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
riding a rapidash and i think he might be an aquarius because he's getting on my fucking nerves. nasty ass attitude.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
what.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i'm not even angry. what a way to test out a new strategy at the eleventh hour. it's ms. fujibayashi and mirage, who've taken damage only from being caught in the radius of their own attack versus saint-michel, with no sandstorm, no way to restore themself, and no mega evolution.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
if that elite four chokes a 1v3, i'm going to die laughing.
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𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐲𝐨, 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐡. [𝟖/𝟖] + [𝟒/𝟓] @kvnoichii.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
a fire extinguisher.
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𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐲𝐨, 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐡. [𝟖/𝟖] + [𝟒/𝟓] @kvnoichii.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
canari's been in unova for some kinda streamer event thing, but she sent me this picture this morning (at like... 3AM?)!
by @/nabenicomi! here and on pixiv!

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/18048602
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
watching the odds for that elite four beating ms. fujibayashi plummet in real time as i have 1,000,000 on them.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i don't trust a cohort of twenty sixteen-year-olds with "confessions of a mask" and it worries me to see how insistent my superiors are on this. it feels like this is an argument we have every fucking trimester.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
it's time for another day of having to argue with administration on why teenage boys shouldn't be assigned anything authored by mishima yukio.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
today's mathematics: power refinement 05.08.2026
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
skin crawling.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
#nw.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
one of my favourite things to do after my students finish reading a book is to show them the film adaptation and have them identify what the director's reasoning might have been for removing or truncating these elements of the original story.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
if you knew how many people win when i win, you'd understand my ambition was never greed. do the knowledge.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
when i get too many ads for gambling and ai in a row, i start to wonder if death is better than this.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
my sneasel just stuck her disgusting claw in my coffee and yelped because it was too hot like girl now both our mornings are ruined.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i used to be an identical twin. i like to tell him he should transition so we can keep it going into our forties.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i don't know who needs to hear this, but follow your heart. slut it up. get those pants. get that top. get that skirt. it's your body.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
stop complaining to me about your man if you're not ready to hear me break down exactly how you should leave him.
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winona @featherdance.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
calm before the storm 🪽 * ·˚
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
thanks, goldie.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
johto girls got hella ass because of the walkability. i've never seen anyone drive a car west of tohjo falls.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i'm happy for monty. it doesn't feel like he's been gone for long and, next i see him, he's going to have a nidoking. i've been meaning to find a razor claw.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i'm sorry, why are we discussing eating gym badges?
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𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐲𝐨, 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐡. [𝟖/𝟖] + [𝟒/𝟓] @kvnoichii.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Look at my lawyer, I'm never going to jail!
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
don't comment on the shirt; i stole it from one of my brothers.
Commissioned from retrotheartist.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
my sharps container is directly underneath my window—which i like to imagine will lead to a "home alone"esque scenario if someone tries to break in.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
maybe you people would have girlfriends if you tried dating women.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
it's so kind of my sneasel to wake me up by dry heaving next to my pillow.
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thorton. @thorton.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
purposefully ignoring hints so lesbians can be direct and communicate like adults.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
lesbians are so easy. happy pride month to myself.
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♡ kumu ilima! @normaliumz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
♡
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
… fuck it, i'm getting bantu knots.
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trdonoghue @trdon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
new law school grads:
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
asking a toddler to switch seats with me on the plane so i can sit next to their hot mom.
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kowalski ndidi, esq. @profthemis.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
@teammagmamind.bsky.social every detail of your case astounds me – from the courts allowing mr. stone to represent you to the transcripts of your interrogation and your trial. [ ndidi sighs. ] frankly, i don't believe you should have been tried in hoenn.
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