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Stringbean 🌱

@profstringbean.bsky.social
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(he/ they) Really just some guy tbh but damn if I ain't makin' the most of it

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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Eris' face is so Rose-coded in this 👨‍🍳👌
An image of Rose Quartz from the show Steven Universe with a starry-eyed smile.
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
In celebration of Silksong, I knuckled down to perform my very first explosion pogo skip lol (not my actual footage, source: YouTube tutorial, mathulu)
A gif demonstrating the "explosion pogo" speedrunning technique in Hollow Knight by mathulu
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Look, for this upcoming Avatar set for Magic, all I'm saying is that if they dont do a reprint of Path to Exile with a shot from "Zuko Alone" then what was even the point
The Magic card, Path to ExileAn image from the Avatar the Last Airbender episode "Zuko Alone" of Zuko riding solemnly into the sunset.
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
It is not cyberbullying or brigading to stand up for yourself or your friends.
The Lisa Simpson Presentation meme with the text:
"If you wield your public influence to trash someone for sympathy donations, you have forfeited the right to say it's a private matter that's gotten out of hand."
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I think we should consider a certain 2/2 blue Bird creature token with flying
An edited image of Danny Devito holding the Magic card "Swan Song" and subtitles text: "Can I offer you a nice Bird in this trying time?"
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
The next person who crosses any one of my friends or loved ones will be expeditiously reduced to atoms. Please do not make me open the disintegration drawer. I will not ask twice.
A metal drawer, labeled "disintegration" in all capital letters.
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
My spouse and I have affectionately called Shirei my "lil' guys guy" as I've formerly run her in the 99 as part of my "trying way too hard to make a kindred deck predominantly out of the Kamigawa Spirits block(s)." My memories of slow, silly combat nonsense with Shinen of Life's Roar shall remain 💜
An image of the Magic the Gathering card, Shinen of Life's Roar. It costs one generic, plus one green mana to cast for a 1/2 Spirit creature spell with the following rules text:

"All creatures able to block Shinen of Life's Roar do so.

Channel (for 2 generic and 2 green mana) - Discard Shinen of Life's Roar: All creatures able to block target creature this turn do so."
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Ask me about my gender
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
A digital piano keyboard, itself lit up with multiple colors, along with a neon sign in the shape of a coffee mug in the backdrop.
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Bringing this back once again
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
A photo with the caption: 
Sometimes, I get a little sad that the term bonafide means "genuine, authentic" rather than "turned into bones."
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I love my cats so much I am willing to do geometry
A list of materials, measurements, and parts for an outdoor cat shelter
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
A poem, which reads as follows:

A river in harmony slowly extends.
Channels will deepen, all through its bends,
and carry more with it, wherever it ends.

Mire and mud line rivers that race;
they direly flood at untenable pace,
and all that would touch them risks being erased.
So much that to build there would be but a waste.

A river at peace learns to cherish its banks.
It draws from them gently, with patience and thanks.
It takes from the earth, the rain, and the reeds,
while knowing it's waters hold all that it needs.

Nothing is only what makes up its parts.
All contains movement, to end from its start.
Steady but flowing,
known and yet strange -
The truth of a river is solace in change.

- PS -
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Do not perceive me while I am being bisexual, maidenless, or both.
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I love my goofy ass boy
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Gonna be hot on the internet for a sec, don't mind me
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Quote this with your favorite photo of yourself in 2024
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Call me Macauley the way I'm caulkin
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
A fun little prompt: quote this with what you think is the hardest album closer track for you. I gotta go with: "Contact" by Daft Punk - Random Access Memories
Album artwork for Random Access Memories by Daft Punk
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Met a cool chicken
Me, crouching next to a coop with a black chicken.
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
A poorly edited meme image of a sea slug and a fish, toasting with glasses of wine. The image is captioned "It's been one of those weeks... pass the Josh"
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
mfw our Ukrainian cat furniture purchase does not come with English instructions
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
idk I'm really picking up some mixed signals here
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
this mapo tofu might be the best dish I've ever made, and I'm fairly certain it's vegan
A set of ingredients laid out on a stovetop: soy sauce, mirin, black vinegar, shaoxing wine, lao gan ma, diced mushrooms, sichuan peppercorns, lotus root, green onion, garlic, ginger, doubanjiang, and tofu.Two bowls of homemade mapo tofu
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Here's lil' Rosie (my parent's pup) for the thread
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Stringbean 🌱 @profstringbean.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
'bout the best introduction I can think of - hey I'm Stringbean
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