Professor Pisces @profpisces.bsky.social · 16/01/2026AND WITH THAT our humble award ceremony comes to a close! Thank you from the bottom of my heart to all the lovely people who helped fill this tank with fish, food, and family (and also turtles i like the turtles). See you next time! Signed, Prof P. Pisces, Staff Piscologist @ the MAGFish Tank 060
Professor Pisces @profpisces.bsky.social · 16/01/2026This year's "Hungriest lil fish :(" award goes to Ol' Santos! Hello, Santos! As the head of the Professor P. Pisces FishFriendFeedFund, I am thrilled to announce we have gifted Ol' Santos 504.96M FishBux and a private tank in Aix-en-Provence! Soak up the sun, little friend! 4/5 150
Professor Pisces @profpisces.bsky.social · 16/01/2026- 📛18592 BADGES SCANNED (that's 193 per hour over the event! wowza!) - 🍕10537 FEED-TIMERS MET! with 4818 ✨perfect feeds✨(did you know the fish eat pizza? it's a fact!) - 🐟25 NEW FISH/HOUR! 7.75 scans per fish! Average lvl of 6.40058357649! I am not a statisfiscian but i like trying new things!? 3/5 140
Professor Pisces @profpisces.bsky.social · 16/01/2026And of course a mention of extreme honor to our runners up, including @goferboy.bsky.social's Low Guevara, who was involved in the FINAL SCAN of our main quest line (even though it looked like it was maybe Mr Beast?) Kudos all around, for fish well fed! Moving on, to the 📈TANK STATS📊 2/5 1102
Professor Pisces @profpisces.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Hello Fish Friends it is time for 🎊🐟The MAGFish Awards🐟🎊 Starting off, let's have a round of applause for our BIGGEST FISH: ahem drum roll please and thank you 🥁🐟🥁🐟🥁🐟🥁🐟🥁🐟🥁🐟🥁 SALT HILL (from @smashriot.bsky.social!) with a staggering 57 total meals!! 23 feeds is a lot!!! ON ALL 3?!? how. 1/5 3236
Professor Pisces @profpisces.bsky.social · 12/01/2026A friendly reminder for any who need to hear it: fish never die! It just doesn't happen, nobody understands it and we stopped trying to? Nothing dies I think???? 1142
Professor Pisces @profpisces.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Oh dear, looks like the boys back at lab made a SKU SK-screw up! These things happen when you're doing NATURAL SCIEncE ¯\_°>°)_/¯ If the tank is asking you for a... uh... "bananja" (am i saying that right?) show it this! 370
