Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Preparing talk slides. I haven't used this one in a while. 2100
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I hate it when my fellow academics talk like this to bright, eager students and actually mean it 2230
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I seem to be in the weights. Mistral 3.2 hallucinated that I am a former Republican mayor of Provo, Utah. 450
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I had no idea the "NP vs P" problem was settled three years ago. (shoutout to @lukasmathgraf.bsky.social for spotting this) 4152
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Chilling on the back porch. Literally, because the weather is rapidly cooling off 1120
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Out of idle curiosity, I asked Google's Gemini to try to humanize a proof generated by an automated theorem prover. In short, it didn't do very well. But, uh, this bit was interesting... 0151
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026My friend and coauthor Des MacHale sent me a copy of his book (coauthored with Yvonne Cohen) _New Light on George Boole_ (2018). I am looking forward to reading it. 150
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli. 420
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Check out the Schediphone. No idea what it would sound like. 120
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Helping my beleaguered undergrads get used to mathematical obnoxiousness 0110
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Here is another version I found on reddit. It is probably made by the same elevator company. This one is a little clearer. 110
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Source: R. Asera, _Calculus and Community: A History of the Emerging Scholars Program_, A Report of the National Task Force on Minority High Achievement, The College Board, May 2001, p. 12. 180
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 06/03/2026You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you? 050
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Witness the Blood Moon's rise. When its red glow shines upon the land... the aimless spirits of slain monsters return to flesh 3122
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Inspired by this, I asked for a very long sentence without the letter L. As you can see, the AI successfully wrote a gender neutral sentence satisfying the constraints, and... uh... oh. 161
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I usually don't have any obstruction to lifting a map, it's folding it back up that's challenging. 120
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026The associate dean just sent around a message asking if anyone still uses clickers in classrooms. My brain immediately went to one particular kind of clicker, briefly wondering how anyone would use one in a mathematics class. 250
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I'll let someone else write verses for analysis, topology, etc. 1190
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Neugebauer on the purpose of historical studies 042
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I really wanted a French monic baguette, but they were all out 3221
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025For the homologically minded, another Elf on a Shelf thing. (attn @courtneygibbons.phd ) 4201
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025You've heard of Elf on a Shelf. Now get ready for 4231
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 17/12/2025What I've learned from AI is that if you are going to be wrong, do so with an authoritative tone. 2171
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 16/12/2025One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them 1162
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Brazil, where hearts were entertaining June We stood beneath an amber moon And softly murmured "someday soon." 1213
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 08/09/2025One of these things is not like the others, WolframAlpha 1151
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I just hope it's also injectivtive so then it would be bijectivtive. (I probably made this typo, but I'm still going to blame my coauthor.) 0170
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 10/06/2025It's also fun to discuss nonconvex quadrilaterals. Showing them to students and pointing out that they still satisfy the definition of quadrilateral can be mind opening for them. We had an especially good discussion of how one precisely defines "convex". 380
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 04/06/2025If you're the type of mathematics teacher who likes to give exercises requiring exact values of trig functions, but is bored with the old 30°-45°-60° grind, then the Ailles rectangle may be for you! (Seriously, this thing is why I can write down sin(15°), cos(75°) etc without using identities.) 79915
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 31/05/2025One reason my back often hurts is that someone won't allow me to push my chair closer to my desk 2270
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 29/05/2025My students have accused me of having boring title slides so here is what I am using today. 1190
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 25/05/2025We are visiting eastern Utah for the long weekend. This is the Great Hunt, a petroglyph located in Nine Mile Canyon. It is believed to have been created by the Fremont people (ca 950-1200 CE). The depicted animals are bighorn sheep, probably during the fall mating season. 1494
Michael Kinyon @profkinyon.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Remember that if you want to stretch terminology in a mathematics book or paper, you are allowed to do so if you announce your intentions in French. 2414