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Kerrie C.

@profkerrie.bsky.social
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Professor, pie-maker, fantasy reader, 90s music listener. Weird aunty for 11 kids, and for any dog who wants a good ear scratching Equality and healthcare for all Accepting DMs only from people who want to get immediately blocked

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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 10h
Jonathan, it'e eerie how much you and I are the same person. Cold room, super dark, fan noise, layers of blankets, foot out to regulate.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 11h
Go hydrate yourself, Jerry
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 14h
We all opened fake accounts so we could like it more
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 14h
[The jerrified, lurking in random accounts] "Ya got any of those jokes about Fridays?"
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Dave Chappelle's Knowing Smile
ALT: Dave Chappelle's Knowing Smile
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was only meta-there
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm sure MAGA will try to blame Biden. But this has Trump's bankrupt-a-casino stink all over it.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait there's a Transformers 8 in the works? I remember, like, 2. I was obsessed with the toys and the Saturday morning cartoon, but I'm 100% indifferent now. That's how bad those first movies were.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today:
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm reading it now and absolutely LOVE it!
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bluesky is artisan cringe Pumpkin spice cringe BPA- and pesticide-free cringe
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, yeah, we do need massive ethics reform. We need all those rules and guidelines that have been destroyed put into law, with teeth. But we also need to hold these criminals accountable.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh no you don't. I'm not falling for-- DAMMIT JERRY
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How did I not know until TODAY that my husband and I share an anniversary with the Obamas????!!!!! 28 years for us, 34 for them. October 3 for the win!
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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The Daves I Know
YouTube video by javiehe09
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you! When you find someone who not only tolerates, but also matches your sarcasm, gotta put a ring on it.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't deprive this meme of its iconic date. It's my anniversary's only claim to fame. Aside from joining 2 absolute legends in holy matrimony, of course.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
28 years ago today. Happy anniversary to my broody artist, my handyman, my Superman, my comic relief. Relentlessly loyal. Endlessly creative. Steady in every storm.
Photo shows a bride and groom feeding each other wedding cake.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*stares off into distance* Corn is but a passenger
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[Ralphie voice] My posts have corn in them
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you're in a department meeting and item two (of ten) on the agenda goes 44 minutes longer than allotted
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Moira Rose: Oh, I'd Kill For A Good Coma Right Now
ALT: Moira Rose: Oh, I'd Kill For A Good Coma Right Now
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a Schmitt show
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that man
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When the Pope flips you off, there's a little white pope hat on his middle finger. Most people don't know this.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[Shop owner sees Jerry crossing the street, yells at employees] "Code J! Code J! This is what we've trained for!" [They lock the door, turn out all the lights, and dump all the inventory on the floor to block the entrance]
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They touched up the photo to remove the drool, I assume.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was never a Browns fan, but I have family members who are. I always felt bad for the suffering involved in being a Browns fan. Until they went all in on this guy.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Couldn't resist
Meme shows Missouri Senator Schmitt mistaking Special Counsel Jack Smith with Agent Smith in The Matrix
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Indigogirl24 @indigogirl24.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#52WeeksOfFavourites (39/52) #MusicChallenge 💿📀 Cover Songs 📀💿 my (final) favourite cover song of the week Rain When I Die by City And Colour - this cover of the Alice In Chains track is a very special thing 🖤❤️ youtu.be/1x6IULst9r4?...
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City and Colour - "Rain When I Die" by Alice In Chains | MoPOP Founders Award 2020
YouTube video by Museum of Pop Culture
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It doesn't matter how many times I listen to this, it's never enough. Kind of like Soundgarden's performance of Black Rain on Conan.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jerry (gastrointesti)noooooo!
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was a college sophomore when this album came out. I didn't have a car, so I made sure my roommate and I had a Walmart run planned on the day the album dropped. (I did the same thing for Superunknown the following spring). What a time for music.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Persistence of Jerry. (Sigh)
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Meganightnap is my favorite transformer
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
39 years ago today, #Soundgarden dropped their debut album and hit the world in the face with this absolute banger. Here's a 2010 performance on Conan:
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Soundgarden - Hunted Down (LIVE - TV Show)
YouTube video by Pablo D.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like to mix it up and get my students working with different people in the class. Yesterday I had them form groups based on birth month. Two girls sitting next to each other realized they were both born in March. They both said, "Aaaaawwww" and hugged. I love Gen Z.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ya'll he doesn't think Fox News glazes him enough
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Caitlin Clark in an Atlanta Hawks jersey = legit costume this year.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This will be him at the next press conference
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are the planes in the room with us now, Markwayne?
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Markwayne is hasing touble with hims verb tenses and pronuctiations
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's doofusing all over that lectern.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They'll make you cupcakes on your birthday. They'll cover your car payment if you have a bad month. They'll remind you to wish your mom a happy Mother's Day. They'll take you out to dinner and tell you you're pretty...
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Delicious macarons and French President Emmanuel Macron
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's going actual, science-based MAHA and I'm here for it.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This really puts my mind at ease [stares into space]
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imma need your profile pic on there too
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Indigogirl24 @indigogirl24.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... well I wouldn't be listening to anything except Alice In Chains today, now would I? 😎🤘❤️ Dirt, released 29/9/92 Rain When I Die youtu.be/v8uJoLJJP70?... Black Gives Way To Blue, released 29/9/09 Private Hell youtu.be/IBuxFU-e4zA?...
Photo of 2cds by Alice In Chains 
Dirt (1992) and Black Gives Way To Blue (2009)
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.
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Kerrie C. @profkerrie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hot lit professor
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