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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦

@profhartman.com
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- Inventor of Free-to-Play business model for video games. - Game Dev for 30+ years (CEO of Frogdice). - Consultant (gamification, ecommerce, loyalty/meta-game programs, community building, technology transformation). - College professor.

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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 12/08/2026
IT IS NEVER A DRAG QUEEN. (but it *is* almost always a white male citizen)
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 22/07/2026
Remember who we are working for.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 20/07/2026
Yes. It really is. Nature is amazing and science beautifully allows us to experience it fully.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 11/07/2026
Thanks! Yeah she is a cutie. Corgis are the best. Mine (Tehpig, same daughter name both of them) passed a few years ago. She was a traditional tri-color.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 10/07/2026
My daughter's corgi, Turtwig, says: "Very nice to meet you."
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 04/07/2026
"AI will replace coders." This piece of genius code pumped out by Fable 5 today. Thank god for that forward function declaration, eh?
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 23/06/2026
Game dev in a nutshell: Geddy Lee on Tom Sawyer: "When we finished that song in the studio, we were so frustrated. It was a very difficult song to make. Every step of the recording was beset with problems. And at the end I was so sick of that fucking song I didn't even want to put it on the record."
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 31/05/2026
Why are you downplaying Obsession so hard? How is 82-110x budget (higher than your "almost 80") similar in outperforming budget to "nearly 12x"????
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 31/05/2026
This is just sad.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 31/05/2026
Happy Pride Weekend, Lexington!
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 27/05/2026
This is one of the least important reasons why Trump is the worst, most corrupt, most evil president we have ever had. Yet it seems to be the one that resonates the most broadly. That alone is a problem.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 11/05/2026
Spouses should not prank each other, ever. It erodes trust. But these? Holy shit. This is an enemy not a spouse.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 10/05/2026
When this alcoholic murderer is in jail for warcrimes, I look forward to never hearing the faux tough term "warfighter" for the rest of my life.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 09/05/2026
Wow Apple. www.macrumors.com/2022/07/28/a...
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 04/05/2026
Imagine being so stupid and incompetent you cannot even put the correct number of stripes on the American flag in your idiotic, intellectual property abusing propaganda?
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 08/04/2026
Live streaming marketshare: 48% - Youtube 30% - Tiktok 15% - Twitch (and falling/dying) 4.3% - Kick Just die already Twitch. Your management is abysmal. You treat viewers and creators with utter contempt.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 30/03/2026
Common @AOC W:
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 24/03/2026
His take on asthma sounds like he already has CTE.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 21/03/2026
When IT happens, a global celebration spontaneously erupts, and his remaining cultists act offended: show them this:
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 04/02/2026
The Epstein Files are horrific, but every now and then you get a brief moment of comic relief.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 04/02/2026
She is my daughter's corgi (Turtwig), but she is going skiing this weekend so I just found out we are pupsitting for the weekend! Whee.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 04/02/2026
She is full grown now and still tries to crawl under my shirt, or as close as she can get.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 31/01/2026
Having a tinpot banana republic information minister would be funnier if it weren't also terrifying.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 29/01/2026
Guns #1 cause of death for children & teens: "Nothing we can do. Thoughts and prayers." Federal agents murder 1 legally armed US citizen: "Guns are the problem. You can't have guns."
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 18/01/2026
I love college football. A 24 team playoff sounds miserable and absurd. My preference is 8, and I think 12 sucks with the fact that a bye is more of a punishment than anything. So 16 is "fine" I guess, but 24 is outrageous and excessive. www.espn.com/college-foot...
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 11/01/2026
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 11/01/2026
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 09/01/2026
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell, "1984" There's a reason we had to read books like this. To prepare of for times like now.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 25/12/2025
Imagine referring to the Pope as "holier than thou" and thinking that's a killer insult. Also, imagine being mad at the Pope for having a Christmas message that uses the literal details of the christian Christmas mythology. The gall!
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 25/12/2025
This will be nearly everyone eventually. The amount of shame you will carry the rest of your life is directly related to how soon you wake up to reality and reject the pure evil of Trump/MAGA. This has never been just politics. He is a criminal and a rapist, and always has been.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 18/12/2025
Far from his worst act, but such clear, indisputable proof he is human filth, extremely stupid, and woefully unfit for the office. Same energy: www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
White House installs plaques mocking former Presidents Barack Obama and Joe Biden
The Biden plaque refers to him as “Sleepy Joe Biden” and calls him “the worst President in American History.”A Penny Arcade cartoon from 2005 of Skeletor editing He-Man's wikipedia entry to slander him out of total jealousy.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 07/12/2025
See ya ChatGPT. Sam Altman is evil incarnate, and Claude and Gemini are just better.
Image of canceling ChatGPT
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 07/12/2025
How Bout Those Muthafuckin' DAWGS!!!!!!!!!! #UGA #BAMA #SEC
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 25/11/2025
True.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 24/11/2025
Hahahahahaha.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 22/11/2025
Genius
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 15/11/2025
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 15/11/2025
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 13/11/2025
Understandable.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 07/11/2025
My daughter did this in oil (a medium she rarely uses) for a commision. Wow. Her instagram for anyone who loves art or wants to commision something: www.instagram.com/greengrubber...
Silksong oil painting.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 06/11/2025
Absolute truckloads of copium being inhaled by the sad, fascist right:
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 06/11/2025
The self-owning brainpower of your average anti-vaxxer.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 05/11/2025
This is always my advice to guys who ask me how to find a partner. Make women friends first. Truly, friends. Then the rest will just take care of itself naturally.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 03/11/2025
Wow. Shocking sports news!
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 31/10/2025
He has done and is doing all of this.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 28/10/2025
Former chair of the Tennessee Libertarian Party:
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 06/10/2025
Can't wait for this one...
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 03/10/2025
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 30/09/2025
This explains a lot.
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Professor Hartman 🇺🇦 @profhartman.com · 29/09/2025
Trump hates American farmers.
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