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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞

@professormcgovern.bsky.social
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Didactic Dominant. Sapiosexual Sadist Seductress. Professor of Pleasure & the Oldest Profession 🍎 Weaving the threads of History, Anthropology, Humanities, Art, and Literature in pursuit of a more complete fabric of knowledge on human sexuality.

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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Short form/essays have been particularly captivating to me recently. Got completely sucked into David Graeber's "Fragments of an Anarchist Anthropology" on the train last week. This week, I'm spending time with "Skin: Talking About Sex, Class, and Literature" by Dorothy Allison. ❤️
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
What have you been reading lately that makes you feel good?
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I hope there is a wonderful little surprise in your day 💖
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Sometimes I can't help but think I am doing a foolish thing when I write custom lesson plans for each and every student but then I see the results and it all becomes worth it ✨ There's nothing like seeing someone bloom in your care!
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Yes, I will grade your curve, No, I won't grade it on a curve, next question?
A photo of Gwynne, a porcelain-skinned ginger with black glasses draped in a wool houndstooth scarf. Their green eyes stare directly into the deepest part of your soul, making you feel temporarily exposed. They hold a multi-colored pen between their full lips. 🖤🧡 🧡🖤
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Mmmm, it's Friday - let's be real, you're not getting much work done anyways! Let's talk about the good stuff - this Professor is ready to take a deep dive into your favorite fetish ❤️ www.niteflirt.com/profile/Prof...
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Palate cleanse is exactly what I need! Thank you kindly for taking the time to share all these with me ❤️
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
That being said, when I'm not reading dense political theory and history/anthropology, I love me some science fiction and fantasy that also develop strong political systems and coherent societal characterization. Haha maybe I'm beginning to see what may be my trouble!
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Honestly, I'm in the sort of rut that I feel only a little breeze of universal provenance could really lift me out! Suggest me something that really speaks to you? An old favorite?
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Grocery Outlet had the dairy free yogurt I love in a mind-blowing flavor I have never seen for .49/each and thus I'm living in little bubble of unprecedented luxury that I get to eat something I like this much THIS MUCH and have the same thing for lunch all week. #blessed
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
🥰🥰🥰
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
So, my brain woke up with the song "Androgynous" in my head... But with "Denobulans" and "polyamorous" worked in there instead 😂 This Enterprise watch-through is really.... Something ...
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
🎶just the few of us🎶
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The good news is that you're still here and posting!!
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Being the third like on it really gave my old mind tubes a sparkle, thanks chap
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
No, really, recommend me some fiction
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
5, no, wait, 10 points of extra credit to whomever makes sure Professor does not see the bottom of the cup today, there is not enough caffeine in the world for the kind of paperwork I'm being subjected to.
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IATSE // #IASolidarity @iatse.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW IS UNION MADE! Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Yeah, you are 😻😻😻
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I need to read some fiction! I say, and then pick up *another* non-fiction book.
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Intrusive thoughts of lush knitwear *swoon*
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The way my brain cannot stop reminding me how nice a vintage angora sweater I tried on last week felt!! It was too short :( but so soft! I hope she finds the home she deserves!
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
You're right!!! No need to explain! Horses are in fact the apex predator where we are involved.
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Hiiii Sydney 😻
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
It's such a soup day!! I hope yours is delicious 💞
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MissFreudianSlit🔞🕷👑 @missfreudianslit.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
stop denying your inevitable truth: you belong in chastity.
a redheaded woman looks into the camera with a smirk, holding up a metal cage. a redheaded woman looks into the camera with a big smile, presenting the metal cage to the camera.
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
🥵🥵🫨🫨
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Yes, I will grade your curve, No, I won't grade it on a curve, next question?
A photo of Gwynne, a porcelain-skinned ginger with black glasses draped in a wool houndstooth scarf. Their green eyes stare directly into the deepest part of your soul, making you feel temporarily exposed. They hold a multi-colored pen between their full lips. 🖤🧡 🧡🖤
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MissFreudianSlit🔞🕷👑 @missfreudianslit.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
can you stop humping your hand for one second?
a redheaded woman smirks as she takes a selfie. she holds a necklace in her hand, the long chain draped around her neck. she wears a black top underneath a crop top hoodie with chains connecting from the center to the outside.
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Looks fake doesn't it? This reconstruction of Medieval Bologna shows how Italian towns used to be a forest of towers, dense as Manhattan skyscrapers! Here's a stable blog-formatted version of my thread from yesterday about the lost towers of the Guelph-Ghibelline wars www.exurbe.com/the-lost-tow...
Photo of a model of the Medieval city of Bologna, with so many earthy pink tall skinny towers sticking up from every block of the terra-cotta-roofed town that it looks like plant seeds starting to come up in spring. Around the edge you can see the city's moat and battlemented walls, looking tiny compared to the towers which rise to six or seven times the height of the three-story buildings around them.
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Y U M!!!
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Oh yeah and the fun part is that I'll send you naughty stuff when you email a screenshot of your receipt to ProfessorMcGovern@Protonmail.com
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
If you want your funds to go directly to these mutual aid spaces when you pay me, please put a ♻️ (recycle emoji) in the memo ❤️ Help me get: Food, pet food, PPE, hygiene supplies, art supplies, and books directly into the hands of the unhoused and the marginalized! $ReadingPainbow
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Help me sow discourse in the world! I am steward to a couple of autonomous sharing spaces, and through my work get to visit many more - one of my favorite things to do is to load them up with lit that rules! Join me on my guerrilla education mission! throne.com/professorgwy...
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Solstice is coming up! I'd love to hear how others celebrate!
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I didn't know I needed this until this moment, I think this would fix me. It would also be a public service in the case of my most recent ex, we owe this service to the world.
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I want to have someone so well trained that the scent of books gets them aroused.
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BAWS - Bay Area Workers Support @bawsupport.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
❤️ YOU ARE INVITED ❤️ Come together with BAWS + SWAC as we honor International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. We are hosting two gatherings to help cultivate communal creativity as anti-violence and hope you will join us!
a black poster that reads in red text YOU ARE INVITED

hashtag d 17 - with sex worker art club aka SWAC

the poster has a white box in the middle that reads "join us in sowing the seeds of creative resistance + resiliency! there are dandelions scattered around the image.black poster with the same # D 17 with swac header with two tabs to denote two different instances

the first is for december 17th and reads art club noon - 2 pm pacific time the other reads december 19th power hour 6 pm


Skyhub Pornsky SW Sex Work Stripper Porn Domme Dom FinDom
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Solstice is coming up! I'd love to hear how others celebrate!
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I absolutely love it. There's just something so special about the way David Lynch sets the entire stage for the characters to really shine. Then it becomes so clear that the stage and setting are fully-fleshed characters themselves. Just beautiful.
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I want to have someone so well trained that the scent of books gets them aroused.
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
What are you craving right now?
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Novel Joy of the Day - a labeller that tells you where a government official's funding is from! @us-gov-funding.bsky.social
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
William Riker in a blue satin shirt holding his trombone with mouthpiece away from his mouth his index finger on it, as he looks up in expectation as if a dramatic pause. A speech bubble extends from him to the quoteskeet below.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
what time is the pride march on risa
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Oh yeah and the fun part is that I'll send you naughty stuff when you email a screenshot of your receipt to ProfessorMcGovern@Protonmail.com
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Federal appeals court upholds the TikTok ban. The most likely outcome now is that Trump will pressure TikTok to sell to one of his buddies and TikTok will turn into X. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
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Federal judges uphold law that could ban TikTok, say platform could be unavailable in U.S.
The D.C. Circuit voted to uphold the ban, citing national security threats and the collection of data from TikTok users.
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
If you want your funds to go directly to these mutual aid spaces when you pay me, please put a ♻️ (recycle emoji) in the memo ❤️ Help me get: Food, pet food, PPE, hygiene supplies, art supplies, and books directly into the hands of the unhoused and the marginalized! $ReadingPainbow
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Gwynne McGovern 🍎🔞 @professormcgovern.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Help me sow discourse in the world! I am steward to a couple of autonomous sharing spaces, and through my work get to visit many more - one of my favorite things to do is to load them up with lit that rules! Join me on my guerrilla education mission! throne.com/professorgwy...
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