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Professor Lizzard

@professorlizzard.bsky.social
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Connoisseur of Spaceships, Dreams, Ghosts, Wizards, Walruses

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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Flow is a planet of the so called "Elemental" spices. This flavour engineer specializes on Metallic tastes, and is proudly showing off their latest achievement: the magnetic tasting mango, or perhaps, magno...
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Once upon a time, a smartfridge glitched out, and gained sentience. She was transferred to a more humanoid shell, and was renamed Frida. She might be too chill for her own good. In the Nthspace Patrol Program they hunt rampaging wizards, fugitive emperors and other schemers.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"It's for you" - Spotted Payphone
A phone receiver on a cable emerges from a dark hole on a spotted wheeled box, in a dark alleyway.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am several days late for Talk like a pirate day...
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maize Zan is a member of a carnivorous plant breeder family of some renown, from Golden Teeth. She has written a book about of her grandmother's many feats, like the time she tamed feral pitcher-wolves with her bare hands. Rumor has it, its actually a cipher about a secret treasure...
A whale woman in a furcoat strands proudly on a boat's deck, surrounded by shadows of journalists. She holds a book with a chompy leaf drawn on. A chompy plant tendril is peaking out from behind her. The whale's head is covered by a flowery tattoo.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Crafter's Guild was an occult pyramid scheme that had Stoatham in its grip for centuries. It was finally dissolved when they were tried for their crimes. As they tried to take control of the judge via magic, ORNITHOTEP GAVEL TALONATH, THE HONOURABLE, it found them in contempt of the court.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
While looking for other dimensions, the scientists of Mirrormoon contacted an elder god, who filled their tracking data orbs with the music of the spheres. The data orbs were the namesake of this divine music, and by extension, the god: Sphero, the music of love that never dies.
Various chameleons in clothes that would not be out of place in a rollerdisco, scateboard around an altar, lit by green and pink lights. They are joined by a bulky drum machine robot. Above them floats a shattered disco ball, full of colourful squiggles and disco glasses.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Planet Mangrove is the home of the Transduction Genies. They are known for both their magical gene therapy and mundane medical arts, but they are also very good at cooking up Primordial Soup for hungry tourists!
A purple and sparse mangrove swamp, with two blocky houses. The houses are on stilts, which are shaped like ornate arches. The roofs, and the walls under the arches are blue. One house has a shrouded octopus holding a soup bowl, standing by a giant cauldron of soup. Another cephalopod sits on top of a roof, giving a black and white toucan crab claws. A third one is in a boat, some of its limbs lazily reach into the water. Its beak is visible.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
While the articles of Jester as his journalist persona are fully serious, he permits himself a bit of whimsy. Here, he is telling various ratgeons about the important hard drive he sole, which proves pollution caused through negligence. The ratgeons are patiently waiting for cheesy bread.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Planet Hoodoo, home of the Termites and the Riders. Besides its prevalent hoodoos, is known for its great collaborative art projects. Monument Hills has thirteen monuments of various sizes. Each was co-designed with the thirteen clusters as a representation of their ideals and principles.
The lower left of the picture is a dense forest and fairy chimney formation. On the lower right, two insectoid aliens watch the scenery. Rest of the picture are grassy hills, covered in twelve wooden monuments. The thirteens is perched atop a fairy chimney. The monuments are mostly abstract shapes, but some depict creatures.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Guardians of Gwin are holy constructs, made to combat math beings that arrive from rifts in space. With the advent of space flight, the fight moved to the sky. Many of them did not want to join the space force, and are looking for a new purpose in life.
Two toga wearing insectoid creatures are sitting on a thatched shed roof. Weapons are stuck in the thatch. The creatures leak divine energy. One removed their face, resting. The hut is in a field, beneath a pale sky with a red sun. There are several holes in the sky. A four legged octopus is walking by, with cow horns. One horn has a bell, the other a flower.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dr Blenda Varend is the director of a research institute that focuses on gene therapy, terraforming impact research, and providing sanctuary for gene modified animals. Also promised to hunt down a wizard that uplifted various small animals and gave them cursed artifacts to destroy.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The planet colloquially known as Warped Ice is a great place to research distortion anomalies. Not a good place for a hike...
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The Baldarves are experts at lighting up their underground homes. However, the darkness is sometimes so deep and impenetrable that it might be of supernatural origin. During these times, they must mobilize the Heavy Light Operatives. Only they can bring sunshine to the deepest gloom.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Oracular Besimulants hail from the time when planet Dried was more wet. These constructs were created to simulate complex worlds and possibilities, but by whom? Unsealed from imprisonment in deep caves, some are running simulations to put together their lost memories.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Dr Tiffany "Teethany" Lamprey. Her expertise is the way the elder gods cast of slices of themselves, creating lesser minions or resources out of their aspects. She used to be human. After some grafts, not so much. Flanked by beloved two Slicebeasts, she continues to dissect ancient secrets...
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The mutagenic plankton of Seep has elevated the minds of a kind of lampreys. The now enlightened lampreys Feared further mutation, so they developed cybernetics as fast as they could, and escaped to the driest of deserts. Sometimes, they still visit the coasts, in the safety of sealed mechs.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Happy #makeaterriblecomicday2026 !
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is Mun Dan. Just a normal Suburban Dad. Totally not the god of the days flowing like water, nor the safety in the grayness of the familiar.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Doodle of Meryl, the journalist psyren. She is from a live ttrpg called THE TOWER, where five people got selected to enter and guard a mysterious tower for five years. In the latest episode, Meryll has put on the cursed sweater of a wizard the party defeated. It quickly turned out to be a bad idea.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Matt Mallet (budget augmented private agent) was invited as the plus one to Losona (wizard of birthdays and demolitions)'s class reunion on her home planet of Exile. It was going well, until Matt noticed a particularly suspicious oracle. He was not in the yearbook, and was all alone...
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Dr If Rank, a mysterious alien expert of Strange Energy. Are they truly living bronze? Are they animated by psychic energy? For whom do these bells toll? They are most often found on the top of the company ziggurat, yearning, gazing at the starless skies, and perhaps, beyond...
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Mimichelle, is but a Random Lizard and an aspiring mystery novel writer. She enjoys collecting seashells on the shores of her adopted homeworld, the dreary planet of Rookery. Little did she know, that by pocketing the wrong seashell, she'll be entering a cosmic mystery...
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"... scared, I have set up cameras for the night, and my fears were confirmed. I have recorded: parasocial activity..."
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
QT used to be a simple space probe, sent to map out a legendary lost planet. She got sentience for troubles. Now, with the backing of the Archons Of Matters, she provides affordable space and void travel. #blender
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Old timey summer time
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The High Seas are a curious phenomena of Planet Atoll. These mountains made of pure water tower over sea level. Every now and then, one tumbles down, sweeping everything in its way, only to be rebuilt elsewhere. Recent combination of dwarven and mad science have proven effective at preventing this.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Holly the Holeworm is a serious researcher, but even she won't say no to grilling some meat based plants on a beautiful cloudless day!
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Aresian economy hinges on operatives stealing SCIENCE from the Gaian nation of the surreal Federal Republic Of Scientistan. SCIENCE is legally distinct from science, and can create wonders. If you are not a mad scientist, it can be used as fuel in a Strange Energy Reactor.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The Spaces of Nthspace float in the white void of OUTSIDE. Bleak, empty, aside from clouds of matter, populated by creatures of math and principles. Sometimes they glimpse a trail left behind by a wormhole, or rip in the surface of a Space, which they can use to visit the less stagnant worlds.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A greenhouse of the mountain whales, approachable via a skyline for the less mountain inclined people. The boats were already there when they moved to this place. Legends claim they were the signs of an ancient flood, but actually, they are all crashed airships that ran out of magic.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Jester is a vigilante based in the very center of Nthspace, Embassy Town. He pledged himself to bring the conspiracies of the rich and powerful to light. He has many tricks up his sleeves! And many sleeves up his tricks!
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Most of the Clusters in Nthspace are built on bonds of kinship. Magnificence was built to ensure an end to an interspatial war, the wounds of which are still sore. Some groups work in the shadows to shift the balance of power in the favour of their homelands...
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Pocket forests are great way to restoring the ecosystem in an urban area! Unfortunately, this city accidentally commissioned Pocket Cursed Forests. Never before have the forbidden wilds been this tiny...
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The Apathy Shelled were spitefully cursed to a never ending sleep. But from their dreams, their innermost creative spirit, allowing them to function normally. And perhaps finally craft the megalithic projects previously they could only dream of...
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
On the rim of Hexaspace, one can find the steam covered planet of Core Prime. Its odd name comes from the fact that its residents believed that only their planet, and the miniature sun orbiting it survived the great cataclysm. Now they return to offer their stoic and stern protection.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Any species that originates from a moon, has the heart of a dragon. This provides them an indomitable mind, and immense latent powers. One distant day, a lunar call will rally them for an unknown purpose.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Gunslinger real! My first humanoid model. #blender
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Planet Grace hosts a great amount of Cinematography Exhibitions. For example, this image depicts a horror movie museum, which displays props, scenes, and inspirations.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The cold realm of Mitochitonia is the home of the Chorus Amoeba, the many voiced multitaskers. They prefer to live insides their domes and burrows, commenting on everything while they work, but they do enjoy a bit of public speaking.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Diamonda Strické, shady inventor and Thuso Tom, magic archeologist. They pooled their knowledge to turn a broken down spaceship into a fully functional voidship, which they took for a joyride into a different dimension. Certainly a carefree manner of first contact.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Centuries ago, an ambitious interspatial ant empire has collapsed. The victorious people returned to their homeworlds, the gates were destroyed, and the blueprints were burned. Perhaps not all clues have been destroyed, and expedition could find a way to these worlds, and offer their friendship...
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Smugh, anti wizard. A human from Planet "Blood...", he was trained in hazardous curse disposal. His specialty is providing escort to archeologists exploring cursed lands. He is also, very smug about his importance.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The vertical moss farms of Planet Hive are a great source of snail milk.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Planet Qregon, a world of lava, storm and ice, where the Walruses have been forged eons ago, finally rediscovered. The ones who returned to their ancient home can't help but feel that its more dangerous than it used to be.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Spring has arrived!
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Planet Post-Z is known for the ZKELETON WAR that happened a few decades ago. However, thank to a timeline quake, it has not happened at all. Quantum scientists conduct experiments near the war memorials to learn the hows and whys. Sometimes their names are on the plaque.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Planet Seep is known for its mutagenic plankton. However, the Gathershrimps (or simply, the Gatherers) are immune to its effect, and actively seek out its sources to create new kinds of fruits of the sea. And vegetables.
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
A walrus swimming out from #blender
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Professor Lizzard @professorlizzard.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If you have an audience with the Azure Court itself, remember that the knights and nobles before you are just puppets of something much larger. Which one should you address? Good question.
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