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Professor Glaze

@professorglaze.bsky.social
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Currently Working On: Juanaloppe's Bogus Iliad. Expect new updates every Wednesday!

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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Juanaloppé has somehow found himself in yet another pocket dimension of dismal proportions. #gamedev #indiegamedev
Juanaloppé standing atop of pillar of solidified grease carpet floating in an ominous void of Deep Fried Hell. Staring down The Combo Meal as they prepare to hit Juan with his greatest challenge yet. Rerf is there too, but he's mostly for show.
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This Trucker's Paradise shit is no joke. #gamedev #indiegamedev
Juanaloppé being lost in a seemingly endless maze of skin and body hair known as Trucker's Paradise. With a vile, red protruding nipple placed to the left of him.
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Nanial: Master of Sweet Treats. #gamedev #indiegamedev
Juanaloppe standing before Nanial's candy bowl amidst his endless void of darkness. With Juan being presented with the choice to take a piece or leave.
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This mountain truly knows no bounds. #gamedev #indiegamedev
The Heart of Disco Mountain.Satin Panties proclaiming Juanaloppé is in fact a liar.Inside of the infamous Disco Mountain sauna.The chamber of Elder Maxsona Isor.
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The various interiors of Disco Mountain. #gamedev #indiegamedev
Juanaloppé inside a trailer talking to a pink one-eyed drunk.
"You're like the 8th person to make a joke about my mom.
Get some new material, like a new mom."Indigo Joe after consuming the contents of a mystical lava lamp.
"Gee willikers! That hit the spot!"Boner voicing his thoughts on cooties to a local misogynist.
"I FUCKING LOVE COOTIES!!! THEY'RE DELICIOUS!""..."
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
2024 -> 2026 Where do the years go? #gamedev #indiegamedev
Juanaloppé standing in the center of the eternal Disco as the party rages on around him.Juanaloppé standing near by the Disco Devil fight pit. Watching from a distance as the eternal party rages on around him.
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Happy late Cinco de Mayo everybody! Currently been writing and working on UI, so I figured I'd show off a bit of dialogue along with the new borders for dialogue. #gamedev #indiegamedev
Juanaloppé falling victim to the flirtatious whim of FInley.MF Burns describing the holy shit he took just five minutes prior.
The results were harrowing.Him...Juanaloppé Francisco talking to *you* specifically after meeting the man shown in the previous picture.
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dark souls 2 game of the year edition @vanimatches.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
opening these at long last!!! if you'd like a quick sketchbook doodle, check it out!! ko-fi.com/c/497dc66a52
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Gaming will never be the same... Nor will Juanaloppé... #gamedev #indiegamedev
Juanaloppe playing the fabled PCIII arcade machine. Stumbling upon the game's first major boss, Snarkmaster Bond. In an open field overlooking the ocean blue.
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Disco Mountain takes its competitive Beer Pong League very seriously. It'd be in your best interest to stick to your guns until the end. Least you meet the wrath of the Funky White Boy. #gamedev #indiegamedev
A crowd of people surrounding a small wooden table where Juanaloppe & his oppenent, Starlight Aftershine are playing against one another in a game of Beer Pong, much to Funky White Boy's delight. As he introduces the new player. 
"Now introducing our newest gladiator: Juantanamo Bay!"
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The beast slumbers. #gamedev #indiegamedev
The beast slumbers.
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Milliseconds before the tragic decrapitation of Juanaloppé Francisco. #gamedev #indiegamedev
Juanaloppé standing before his future executioner within the walls of Disco Mountain.
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Been tweaking a lot of the level design for existing maps this past week. It’s all still a work in progress, but here’s a peak into the infamous party of Disco Mountain. #gamedev #indiegamedev
Juanaloppe and Indigo Joe standing before a barrel fire surrounded by a handful of party people. Including a Disco Cultist, a biker, and a sentient fetus. Mere inches away from the most egregious shitter one has ever seen.
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Not too much to show this week, but I figured now would be the time to show off the new skill check system. Your stats will be playing a rather large roll in solving puzzles in the world around you. #gamedev #indiegamedev
Juanaloppe attempting to push a box in a dark, damp basement.
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Lately I've just been doing a bunch of boring engine work that wouldn't make for an interesting post. So I figured this week I'd give you all a taste of some of the new NPCs that have been conjured up recently. #gamedev #indiegamedev
From Left to Right:
The Money Golem, Greenbeard: The Profound, Wayning Nomad, Zombie A3, Norm Al, Gas Station Guzzler, Needle Neat, Li'l Slugger, Thompson, & Boner.
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Every Iliad stems from humble beginnings. Even the bad ones. #gamedev #indiegamedev
The protagonist, Juanaloppé, standing in front of a white shack atop a very tall mountain overlooking the Pacific Ocean.
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
So which one's the real owner of the Iliad? #gamedev #indiegamedev
Two Juanaloppe's sitting at a bar discussing the contents of one's drink.
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petriform 💜 "To Reiterate, You're Great" out now! @petriform.com · 08/02/2026
in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Oh, it's Bogus alright... (After nine months, things are finally back in action!) #gamedev #indiegamedev
The title drop for Juanaloppe's Bogus Iliad.
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harvey @thatoneharvey.neocities.org · 01/12/2025
@professorglaze.bsky.social hbrithday hohapp birhdyday
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Scary Lemon @scarylemon.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Officially announcing my upcoming visual novelette! 10,000 Horrible Stories. Through the abyss, always falling. Always losing more and more of myself until I am nothing but my shadow. One day I will hit the bottom, but for now, I will fall. Releasing in November for $2.
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Killer7Friday @killer7friday.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.
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harvey @thatoneharvey.neocities.org · 12/08/2025
ive been thinking about the b skin for plant and how much i hate it and ive been spriting stuff today (first image is a wip i cant deal with the spots anymore i need to fucking sleep)
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Juanaloppé seen trifling with forces well beyond his comprehension. As he's now forced to fight for his life against the demon of the well, Billy. #gamedev #indiegamedev
Juanaloppé confronting the demon that lies at the bottom of the wishing well, Billy.
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harvey @thatoneharvey.neocities.org · 24/04/2025
i dont knwo anymiore
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harvey @thatoneharvey.neocities.org · 01/03/2025
finally was able to get a c*mm*ss**n done after finding a new way to accept money successfully without any stupid technical issues . anyways gay people for a gay friend
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
It wouldn't be much of an eternal party without some beer pong, right? This is just a small taste of the first major area in the game, Disco Mountain. An eternal party lead by the Disco Cult. #gamedev #indiegamedev
Master of Beer Pong, Funky White Boy announcing your presence to the wild world of the beer pong sport.
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
A holy relic lost to time glistens before you. Question is, will you take it or leave it to rot? #gamedev #indiegamedev
Nah, I'm just pulling your leg. It's literally just a bong.
But despite what you might think, Juan will not use this artifact as intended.
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V. Fox is getting visceral @ohvulpecula.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Old still from a John Waters interview- he’s sitting just off of center on a green couch, leaning forward, hands clasped. He’s in front of a bookshelf, looking concerned, or thoughtful. Overlayed on the image is the quote: “Remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Brave, ready to fight for our rights. Smut is our friend.”
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
This week we'll start off with something small. The first of many masters in the game that will teach you a new mechanic. In this instance, the art of sitting. "If you wanna sit, your ass is going to have to earn it!" #gamedev
If you wanna sit, your ass is going to have to earn it!
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Professor Glaze @professorglaze.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Hello, My name is Professor Glaze. I am currently conjuring a new absurdist RPG called Juanaloppé's Bogus Iliad. On this account I will be posting updates every Wednesday. Here's some examples of what I've done thus far. Hope you stick around and enjoy. #gamedev
Redd Hardman asking if the player would like to play in Piss Your Pants Mode. An alternative difficulty where you must actively keep your bladder in check.Juanaloppé and his companion, Indigo Joe, fighting the fearsome bouncer of the Disco Cult, Ronaldinho.Juan conversing with the local riff-raff of the Disco Cultist party.
MF Burns: "I took a holy shit 5 minutes ago. Got motherfuckers praying on their knees for their own survival."One of many secrets hidden within the realm of Juanaloppé's Bogus Iliad.
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