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Professional Ferret

@proferret.bsky.social
115 followers 113 following 185 posts

Male, Bi, 30. Furry trash. I play video games sometimes I guess.

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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is Felix. He's one of my old characters. I need to do more with him (and his friends, wife, etc.)
Felix, an anthropomorphic ferret, taking a shower. His penis is visible.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was born literally one day before Sabrina Online debuted. That's crazy.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s hot outside :v Elara belongs to @licensedtoawoo.bsky.social
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yesterday was skunk day… Ferrets are kinda like skunks, right?
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Falco what have they done to you?
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
idk
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
TORtanic seems quaint these days, doesn’t it?
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Why is Gunfire Reborn eating 20 gigs of RAM, I don't think it should be doing that.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Bob Saget dying still doesn’t feel real to me for some reason.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
TW: Woman
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
epic '90s reference
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Uggh this shit is everywhere…
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Christmas music fatigue really setting in rn
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I thought the game awards were tonight but turns out they were yesterday lol oops
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I don’t think there’s a more depressing website to look at than modern DeviantArt, god damn dude.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Wine Boyfriend Pussy 🤔
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Half Life 3 will be released on March 3, 2033. 3/3/33.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
So they’re gonna ban hemp. I really hate getting political but holy shit we need age limits in government or something. Fuck I hate old people.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
69 will always be the funny number to me.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Strange desire to try buying a lottery ticket today.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
God I hope tamers never discovers ai
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nasty dog @artbyyellowdog.neocities.org · 05/10/2025
Richard Conrad
Richard Conrad posing nude.

RC: Sabrina, promise me you're not gonna show this picture to anyone...
SABRINA: *looking devious while taking a photo* Pinky promise.
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nasty dog @artbyyellowdog.neocities.org · 24/09/2025
Felix and Shawna enjoying their last day of vacation in the nude. Commission for proferret
Felix and Shawna, two ferret couples, nude in the balcony, looking at the sunset on a beach
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
One year away from boomer status.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Damn, I still never played Hollow Knight
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Kind of feel like getting back into Atari collecting
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Just heard someone describe Quake as "if Doom and Runescape had a baby". Damn.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
idk look at my butt
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
So that new Mafia game that’s coming out. The one set in Italy. Doesn’t have Italian audio. Nice.
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nasty dog @artbyyellowdog.neocities.org · 02/07/2025
Technically not naked since he got a hoodie and shoes on. Commission for @proferret.bsky.social
A male ferret in a green park, wearing only an open hoodie and sneakers, with a boner, looking a bit embarrassed
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Getting in touch with nature... Another @artbyyellowdog.neocities.org commission :3
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Felix and Shauna, two old OC’s of mine that I’ve been kind of neglecting for a while. Old art (2022) once again by @artbyyellowdog.neocities.org (reuploading because idk what happened to the image quality last time)
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Thea @tedorate.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
happy switch 2 release day
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I’ll wait until it’s like $10, no way am I paying $25 lmao
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I got to work during all these game events 😭
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
If you insist on driving a Dodge Charger and you're not a cop, can you at least pick a color that isn't grayscale? Thank you.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Remembering that time I bought an old iPod on eBay that had Blink 182’s “Fuck a Dog” preinstalled on it. And it was listed as a Ween song for some reason.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Listening to the radio on the drive home: “Some people say that rock is dead. They clearly don’t listen to [this station].” *plays a song from 1994*
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Rainfurrest was ten years ago?
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I have become hooked on that show Mayday, the one that documents all the plane crashes. Crazy how even the tiniest mistake can turn those things into fiery death machines.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Another sketch comm from @anaugi.bsky.social. Thanks again!
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Replaying Ass Creed 2. You know I gotta have it.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I did the thing
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Blake Stone is actually fun wtf
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
20th Century Boy is an interesting choice to advertise Kingdom Come 2.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Quick thing for someone that (to my knowledge at least) is not on social media.
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Finally got a ref sheet of mah boi. Thanks to @artbyyellowdog.bsky.social
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Professional Ferret @proferret.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Trying out THPS2x. Man, did they fuck up the gravity from the original. They made it way too floaty and didn't even alter the level design at all to compromise. But still, seeing a "next gen" Tony Hawk 2 (before 1 + 2, anyways) is still kinda neat.
The front cover of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2x for Xbox.
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