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Professor Dynamo

@profdynamo.bsky.social
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Professor at Columbia College

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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I guess you could say I haven’t showered since last year!
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
This is #dynamo back in my meth making days
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Remember to leave out warm “milk” and edibles this year for Santa
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Medic TF2 making a deal with Abrams Overwatch (colorized)
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Detest Deny Depose Deez Dynamo Nuts
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Time for my daily “get eviscerated by haze”
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I suck at Deadlock so much, that it’s my fuckning ult
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Just kinetic pulsed a sweet #pocket and quantumed out of that entanglement #deadlock
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Py-Bun (Ɛ ಠ🔴ಠ 3) @pybun.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
abrams surprise party
first page of a two page comic about abrams, infernus, ivy, dynamo and lady geist from deadlock.

panel 1: non-descript room with birthday streamers and decoration.

abrams is in the foreground with his back turned from the camera, smiling while holding a gift that his friends gave him. he's facing infernus, ivy, dynamo and lady geist who are all happy to be there.

abrams says "i really appreciate the surprise guys!".

panel 2: front, half body view of abrams opening the present. he's excited.

abrams says "now what else do you guys have here?".

panel 3: he lifts up a shirt from the box. abrams with a sudden change to a neutral face as he reads what's written on the shirt.

panel 4: he flips the shirt around looking worried as the words on the print are revealed. it says "my boobs are big because i keep all my rage stored there".

abrams says "im not all that mean am i?".page 2 is a full page panel showing the various ways abrams has fought his friends during the ritual. with all of their point of views showing abrams looking very menacing with his face hidden in shadow with only his glowy eyes showing. in the bottom half of the page shows the four in the present, thinking about their memories of their fights with abrams.

infernus recalls how he got his sunglasses punched off. ivy remembers flying away only to look up behind her and see abrams way higher than her with the book about to come down on her. dynamo remembers getting pinned against a wall.

infernus in the presents scratches his head with a smile of embarassment as he looks away. dynamo with his glasses tilted remembers the memory fondly. ivy says "uhhh" as she looks up trying to remember what she's experienced. lady geist doesn't need to recall anything and straight up answers abrams question with "you are".
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I turn into an atom whenever Marla’s mad at me for my antics
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Infernus @infernusdeadlock.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
peak
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Once *viscous wearing a hat* is on the line, #deadlock games are gonna be a lot more serious. @viscousdeadlock.bsky.social
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Why are we completing a ritual for wishes when @miragedeadlock.bsky.social has a genie right there
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
#Wicked was pretty good, but the nonhuman professors getting racismed triggered me, and I accidentally black holed like 12 people. 9.5/10
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Mirage @miragedeadlock.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
i imbued the wrong ability with mystic reverb now i take 2 shits whenever i go into the bathroom
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
If you ever find yourself with leftover #viscous puddle punch goo, you can make it into an alchemical pie #deadlock #recipe
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I’m thankful for #ivy lobbing me into the enemy team and putting me out of my misery (my ult wasn’t ready) 🙏
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
this is me before I was turned into a robot btw
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
#Infernus cookin up graphic design on top of his bartending work damn
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
If my teleport immediately gets you killed, it’s bc I love you and want to make the game more challenging ❤️ #deadlock
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
What I see before getting mauled by 5.2 megatons of explosive McOrdinance #mcginnis #deadlock
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Im like a kinder egg, except instead of a toy inside, I’m filled with hot pockets
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
“What happened to that neutron star in Central Park?” Suspiciously neutron star shaped me:
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Warp stoning into a silly situation
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Tbh imagine if the Patron VAs had strong early 20th century transatlantic accents while they yelled at you
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I don’t usually agree with him, but this is a pretty 🔥 take #deadlock
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Me entering the lobby with a “Good Luck Everypony!”
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I graduated from Reddit University, too. You can tell from my peak figure.
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a group of men are standing in a park with a sign that says reddit on it
ALT: a group of men are standing in a park with a sign that says reddit on it
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’ve been waiting on @T2denizendeadlock forever, when does he spawn, again?
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
#viscous has a new death sound and I feel so bad for proc’ing it ): #deadlock
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
One of my favorite changes is that mo’s head is still bulletproof but not krill. What’s the lore behind that, @moandkrilldeadlock.bsky.social?
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Deadlock update; you can finally earn rank while queuing as groups! And other changes… forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/11-2...
forums.playdeadlock.com
11-21-2024 Update
[ Matchmaking Rework ] - This update includes a new version of the matchmaker. The matchmaking pools are no longer split between normal and ranked, there is only one primary matchmaking mode and ther...
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
A picture from when I was mere grad-student #dynamo, how the years go by.
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Secret Warden counter tech #deadlock
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Xav @ragecommm.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
“Hehe haha I can’t wait to steal the rejuv with my really cool Lash ult” That stupid fucking fat robot dynamo behind me with that fucking maxed out slam about to thundercunt me out of the map:
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
When everyone’s yelling at each other on voice chat, while I’m just trying to practice my wall jumps in spawn #deadlock
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
NOOOOOOOOOO
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
@sevendeadlock.bsky.social looking fab as fck here 👏
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
dynamo cock art
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Who’s my partner at initiate 1, with the #deadlock rank changes?
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Deriving the best possible spot to open a black hole and immediately die 🖊️ #deadlock
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Gex
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snotty @snottle.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
IM IN DEADLOCK HELL #dynamo #patron do ppl even patron
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Who’s ready to see their updated #deadlock ranks this week? Not to brag but I think I’m well on my way to initiate 2
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Keep it up king, and you can have a glorious red match history like this
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cooler viscous @coolerviscous.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
No fucking way shiv is now S
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
🇺🇸The Amber Hand is going to make the Cursed Apple Great Again 🇺🇸🫡
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I’m holding them!!
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Professor Dynamo @profdynamo.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Teammates, I’m trying to singularity, but ivys dummy hard, and the slam of her stone form keeps knocking me down.
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Dynamo @dynamodeadlock.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
So true dynamo
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