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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 3h

Watch them do a prequel about Irish and Italian gangsters during Prohibition or something.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 3h

Could have done Cops vs. Gangs, but then they'd have been compared to Battlefield Hardline.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 5h

Won't matter, because THEY'LL have the money, at that point.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Twitter fascists tried to counter the Petra Parker trend by trans-femming Draco Malfoy. Don't ask me why/how that's supposed to work. Especially when most of the art I'm seeing is the old "female Ojou-sama bully gets seduced by her male victim (read: Potter)" anime trope. Yeah, I don't get it.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me, just joined: "Hey, why does SHE get to go nude?" Cain, confused: "She's isn't. She's wearing a bowtie." Me, curious: "Can I have a bowtie?" Cain, oblivious: "Sure!" Me, disappointed: "Uh, can I have ONLY a bowtie?" Cain, oblivious: "Sure!" Me, excited: "Nice! Yo, Ribbit! Twinsies! Sun's out!"

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Especially when those monoliths are getting fewer and fewer. The monoculture is all but dead, outside of politics and maybe sports.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Me = Good. Not Me = Bad. Gay = Not Me. Gay = Bad."

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Which is part of why he was SO pissed off. He PAID for all sons and the "woke mind virus" screwed that right up.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Proposal: If I bring you to climax orally, can I finish inside during Round Two?

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He hops to YouTube with a new title and a tenth of the budget?

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I know I would let myself bed rot playing Fallout 4 and Magic Arena, if I just HAD enough to put the rent/utilities on autopay and order a pizza/two-liter every few days. But I KNOW that I am an outlier, here.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Or they're SO confident that they're banking on having that pesky "consumer" problem solved ANY DAY now.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Look, if it doesn't immediately gain 100% market share on Launch Day and instantly bankrupt the rest of the industry to the point every other executive commits public seppuku in disgrace, then what is even the point? I want my natural monopoly NOW!'

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Frankly, I was only vaguely aware of the guy's existence until today, so I've nothing to say there. But I WILL say that, if he did hurt that woman, he should be rotting in Jail and then Hell.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

But "utterly annihilating random things/people that slightly irritates/inconveniences them" is, like, most of the reason these guys are trying to attain Ultimate Power(tm).

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Note: $150,000 in Jan. 2005 was about $249,872 in Jan. 2025. You're probably only able to RENT on that now. But probably still a decent unit in a larger city.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This, but twelve-gauge, magnum-load, buckshot. There might not be a head left, afterwards. But you can be sure that death is instantaneous.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

But only just long enough to transfer all of your assets and funds to the megacorp, post forged suicide notes on all of your socials, and then delete itself.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think India has those, too. Because beef's a no-go, over there.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was thinking a full-size SD card. But okay, a USB thumb drive, then.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

yeah naw, this would make more sense for something you WOULDN'T have to access frequently, but still want hidden. Like emergency cash or the SD card containing "the evidence".

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Honestly, I don't think they even care. They don't want soft power, they want hard, "gun to the head, pull the trigger anyway", power.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Also a few multiplayer video games like Fortnite or Minecraft.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He looks a little dopey in this shot, I love it.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh, I know about LL. I was more wondering if there was a specific "Lust Gauge" mod HE played with.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wait, which Skyrim mod put in a "need to breed" meter and what are the penalties for ignoring it?

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wait, I thought it was being literal. He's so attached to his home state that the singer, who lives in Tennessee, has realized that he'll never leave it behind, even for her.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Honestly, this is BARELY weirder than regular Heathcliff.

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Paul 'Professor Detective' Richeson @profdet529.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I wish he'd let them put his work on streaming. Or, at least, put out some physical releases in the West.

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