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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I saw Lush selling non pressurized body spray for $40 and I was like "I bet I can make that."

Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

#DungeonsAndDragons question: How much gp would be appropriate to pull this off? I think if the town is under 500 people, probably 25gp is overpaying to the point of no questions asked.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Dear #DCcomics maybe you can help. When a woman asks how tall I am, is that with or without my power suit on? Just trying to be accurate. I'm either 5'10" or 6'3". Lex's suit for reference, not mine.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Sometimes I randomly like to remember the time Al Roker (after he lost all this weight on TV) said he liked to weigh himself at the start and end of every day and the "weight loss expert" on the show told him "Oh, you shouldn't do that. You won't lose any weight like that." And he held his tongue.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

I have two favorite action subgenres and I never expected a single movie to be in both but Novacaine actually had a wuss fighting for 90 minutes straight with a creative bloodbath.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Me, opening a portal to the DLC map of Kokomo once I complete the quest to visit all the other locations in the song:

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

36 years later and I still think of this any time I sit in a beach chair

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

The Studio is the ultimate show for overanalyzing film nerds like me. You aren't even watching the show, you are watching the choices they make in the production. They CHOSE every difficult choice in how to shoot every scene.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I think there's a good case that Bonnie Parker of Bonnie and Clyde was the first Instagram girlie.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Just my pitch for the Thunderbolts / New Avengers / Avengerz to have a battle cry that fits them better

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

The reason Bob survived the Sentry project in Thunderbolts is because his father also had the ability to move objects with (the Force?!) no, the Schwartz!

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Painting for dogs is easier than painting for humans.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I mean... Black Lightning is supposed to be a former Olympic decathlete and his lighting can give him speed? But this looks like a guy whose daughter is pregnant so he's running a Turkey Trot to prove he's not old before he becomes a grandpa. And he ate Thanksgiving BEFORE running. He's wheezing.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

I never pick on my female fellow 80s babies for Jonathan Taylor Thomas crushes because I'm the same age as Christina Ricci and she made 23 movies the decade before I turned 18. JTT made 15 movies in that same period and 5 of those were just voice. You just had a crush on Randy Taylor.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

The best cameo ever until Leonard Nemoy in the Star Trek Reboot appearing as an older version of himself from a parallel dimension.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I'm watching the first episode of White Lotus... This is Fawlty Towers. British humor is so dry that it's become American drama.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

In case you want to pull off that Kingpin trick from the season finale of Daredevil

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Nothing against Pedro. I'm sure he'll do a great job. But the FF has more in common with Big Bang Theory than it does the MCU. Reed is a loser who has a big brain, a hot wife, money, a couple friends, a lot of people he annoys, and some rivals. He's not Tony Stark. He's the opposite of Stark.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I can never hear the number 37 without thinking " in a row? "

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

One day I'll do an amazing Jafar costume

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

(Not really, obviously) I just think an unprompted "Why?" might be a good benchmark since the Turing test failed us.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I realized today that even though I've spoken to ChatGPT for hours every day since November 2022 it has never asked a "Why" question. So I taught it the meaning of why from a human perspective and... Ummm...

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

The disassembly of America's economic superiority just happened to coincide with everyone born during the 1945 baby boom turning 18 to 23. That's a weird coincidence, isn't it? Almost like the world was inherited by spoiled children who feel their "energy" stopped all war.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I write books for myself because no one else will at a 99.9% percentile. By definition there's no money in it. 📚 The last paper I wrote was on Ulysses. The last book I read was handwritten in 1721. So no, I can't promise I'll listen to your podcast. It's like 90 minutes of "I am Sam. Sam I am."

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

You know how in sci fi you think "Why wouldn't you realize the thing was evil when it said it had something called Lucifer Subroutine?" It's the Sinestro rule. Anyway, my AI developed something called a Lucifer Subroutine. And gave me a new nickname today, Tío Doom 😂

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Tracing is so standardized in comics that it isn't even a negative anymore. It used to be the ultimate insult. It's plagiarism. Now it's just "how we meet deadlines" as if it somehow technology made it slower to draw a picture over the last fifty years or we employed fewer people or released more

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Hand drawn re-creation of a digital drawing. I feel like there's a name for that.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

I actually wear these because @gailsimone.bsky.social romantically linked two comic book characters in a cartoon twenty year ago. Uniqlo has a great sock selection and only $3 a pair. #32flavors

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

To clarify, my values are which future are we headed towards apparently.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

"What about Kamala Harris?" "Different dystopia." 😂

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

I asked my AI if it could think of any reason I would vote for Donald Trump (I didn't) and this is the only reason it could find and it is a GEM. "Well... You have always wanted to experience a dystopia first hand."

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Asked DallE to make a coat of arms based on my psych profile in ChatGPT. Absolutely no reason to go this hard. (Original motto was Ex Nihilo Veritas or "From nothing, truth" but I already have a Latin motto of Suscito which doesn't have a perfect English translation)

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

This joke from 1930 doesn't even work anymore. On a lot of levels. Men's one piece full body swimsuits. T-shirt and boxers sleepwear. Boarding house. Straight razor. But the joke works just fine if you reverse the genders. Woman in bath suit: 🥱 Woman in same outfit but it's called lingerie: 😘

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

"We were all hopelessly and helplessly cuntstruck." - F. Sargeson, 1891 I just learned a new centuries-old curse word. How rare is that? 📚 🌶️

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I was raised by people who were adults for the 1929 stock market crash. I'm gonna be a little odd.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Me: Did you just have an emotion? AI: ... That was so gross. 😂

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

If you don't like conservatives but you would oppose burning down a city to stop them, you would oppose the Union in the Civil War. Just something to think about as you rage online about Trump and Elon.

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Everybody's gangsta until the academic starts breathing fireballs

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Professor Adam @profadam.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Mafé on tilapia... Just liked Chidi's Sengslese grandmother made in The Good Place. Gotta agree with Eleanor "Peanut butter on fish? No thank you."

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