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@prof59.bsky.social
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Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography (UU), Chair of Experimental Serendipity (UU)

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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
OK, so you're at a 10, and I need you at about a 3. That's right.
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oh wow, I owe him an apology. I thought he welched on our bet. Respect!
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
You might be thinking of candy corn
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Triscuits are great when you want some dip or some cheese, and also want to gnaw on a wicker basket
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Try not to think about how he will be made rich with taxpayer money.
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
She can, but she calls it a "tumblesauce"
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Well, you did spell "people" wrong, but I knew what you meant.
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
OK THAT'S FUNNY!
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
This can't be what Robert Carradine fought so bravely for
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Wish it was just a joke! Verizon, Comcast, Wells Fargo... lots have already been caught at it.
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Ridiculous. A casting director who chooses based on the number of Instagram followers?
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Streit's Of Philadelphia by Bruce Springstein
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Hang on, hang on - I haven't said no yet...
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Dear Journal: Day 43. The finches carried a long way. Tortoises were a zero. Two broken toes. Taking some time off.
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
They do. That's Randy Johnson
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Don't "cat's-in-the-cradle" me, man
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Haven't done the shark, but I have tangled with fire coral and a Portuguese Man'o'war. The reunion was far worse.
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Because, at the Waffle House, you might have to.
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
That's one clue that your office is implementing a wage freeze
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
the most distant ancestor: homi dont play dat
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Of course it's fake. I found the original. People can be so awful!
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
That's not a beard. Keep pulling the baby out.
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Didn't even know Daft Punk had action figures
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Not today, but I have 46 followers, and about 40 are bots.
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
OK, so on our rec I watched Tyrone. What a wild ride it was! 15 minutes in, I'm thinking this is nothing, then everything goes sideways
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
My first just contained a Flintstones vitamin and 3 different colored Skittles.
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
oh no
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
I don't see Dungeons and Dragons in the list, and it was very fun!
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
Whereas The Last Man On Earth addresses it quite neatly.
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I think I can put you in touch with someone who can help
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
You say "unspeakable war crimes" like it's a bad thing
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
One of my dumb android games updated, and everybody who had their account backed up to Facebook saw their names revealed. The only fix was to sever the FB connection. It's going to be happening more, not less!
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Me: Could I just switch to the trailer for it in under 12 clicks Netflix: Not a chance in hell
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Sent!
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
I think you have to give me a twitter acct to dm it to
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Anybody wants my invite codes, speak up. I couldn't give them away on birdsite at all. No takers!
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Oh you mean the Bosom Buddies theme song
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Souvenir might be the shortest song, so that would get you released quickest. And it's fitting, as he used to close out shows with it, a goodbye song.
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
No. You leave it outside in the car at the curb with the engine running, like a real Murican.
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Worst prison tat ive ever seen
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Make up a cooler story about it. Falling off a swing = not cool Catching the final out and crashing through the fence = cooler
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Latest entry
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
I dunno - all I see is
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
Latest effort
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Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
Tell him it's about typewriters
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