Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 03/07/2026OK, so you're at a 10, and I need you at about a 3. That's right. 010
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Oh wow, I owe him an apology. I thought he welched on our bet. Respect! 020
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Triscuits are great when you want some dip or some cheese, and also want to gnaw on a wicker basket 000
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Try not to think about how he will be made rich with taxpayer money. 000
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Well, you did spell "people" wrong, but I knew what you meant. 020
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 29/03/2026This can't be what Robert Carradine fought so bravely for 010
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Wish it was just a joke! Verizon, Comcast, Wells Fargo... lots have already been caught at it. 010
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Ridiculous. A casting director who chooses based on the number of Instagram followers? 000
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Dear Journal: Day 43. The finches carried a long way. Tortoises were a zero. Two broken toes. Taking some time off. 010
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 24/10/2023Haven't done the shark, but I have tangled with fire coral and a Portuguese Man'o'war. The reunion was far worse. 000
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 14/09/2023That's one clue that your office is implementing a wage freeze 000
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 19/08/2023Of course it's fake. I found the original. People can be so awful! 010
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 31/07/2023Not today, but I have 46 followers, and about 40 are bots. 000
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 28/07/2023OK, so on our rec I watched Tyrone. What a wild ride it was! 15 minutes in, I'm thinking this is nothing, then everything goes sideways 010
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 28/07/2023My first just contained a Flintstones vitamin and 3 different colored Skittles. 010
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 28/07/2023I don't see Dungeons and Dragons in the list, and it was very fun! 000
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 13/07/2023Whereas The Last Man On Earth addresses it quite neatly. 010
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 08/07/2023I think I can put you in touch with someone who can help 000
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 07/07/2023One of my dumb android games updated, and everybody who had their account backed up to Facebook saw their names revealed. The only fix was to sever the FB connection. It's going to be happening more, not less! 050
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Me: Could I just switch to the trailer for it in under 12 clicks Netflix: Not a chance in hell 051
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Anybody wants my invite codes, speak up. I couldn't give them away on birdsite at all. No takers! 100
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 06/07/2023Souvenir might be the shortest song, so that would get you released quickest. And it's fitting, as he used to close out shows with it, a goodbye song. 000
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 04/07/2023No. You leave it outside in the car at the curb with the engine running, like a real Murican. 120
Professor @prof59.bsky.social · 29/06/2023Make up a cooler story about it. Falling off a swing = not cool Catching the final out and crashing through the fence = cooler 110