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@proetrie.bsky.social
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i gave up my twitter to create bangers on bluesky (parody I swear)

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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
guys you have no idea how big i used to be on twitter. tell your girlfriend proetrie says hi
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
when I'm starving for attention I hit up bluesky for zero engagement
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
...just assume their persona before they have a chance to setup an account here
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
Bluesky is an alleyway where homeless people shout disorganized incoherent ramblings to no one in particular
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
my girl is new to bluesky. she has no idea how big i used to be on twitter
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
i created a new twitter account before i nuked main. twitter dms were a constant source of leads and entertainment in my old account. you guys really have no idea what type of power i had... lack of dms is why my girl trusts me on bluesky. shes the total package, knows how difficult this is for me
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
..erating
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
generous lover
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
sean but not seen
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 26/04/2023
hey look it's me noisé, partner at sequoia capital. we find and invest in the best companies, like matchmakers. we've had great successes, like my love life. Looking for a risky investment? Let me help
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 25/04/2023
God I miss twitter...
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 24/04/2023
gonna miss those twitter DMs though fr.... like david letterman, a new 10 every night (ask your parents)
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
they still talk about me on twitter. goddamn i was a fucking legend over there hand to god
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
goddamn it i shouldn't have nuked my twitter. this relationship ain't working out...
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
90% of women are looking for 6% of men
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
had dinner with a friend who runs a dating app last night—what’s happening now is that women are “settling”. women are realizing that the in demand dude will rarely respond/make a choice so a large % of high elo women are now focused on average/low elo men instead of their equals
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
Just a test to make sure I'm free from spam on bluesky: Bitcoin, NFTs, Doge.
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
PLANTS = MEDICINE, BRO!
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
It's a relief to be able to post without the trolling that followed every tweet
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
She said no more tweets...posts she didn't mention
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
showing_daniel
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
Accept no imitations
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
posts > tweets
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 23/04/2023
From dust you came, and to dust you shall return...also it's kinda dusty in between
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 22/04/2023
Lack of gif is okay, but lack of poll isnt
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 22/04/2023
Just gonna mirror tweets, don't know if I can handle another layer of alts
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noisé @proetrie.bsky.social · 22/04/2023
Cats are mysterious little animals
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