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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 2h

Ian, who doesn’t post here, has posed an interesting question ahead of tonight’s ALDS game. Please choose wisely. given the choice would you a. win or 2. take all

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 19h

New Erick Fedde doppelgänger just dropped. B-b-b-b-b-basketball!

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Jeffrey Paternostro @jeffreypaternostro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is what happens when you train your bots on Productive Outs.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We are deeply saddened to report we had nothing to do with this. We’d ask that you kindly respect our privacy at this difficult time.

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Ricardo DiNero Himself @richpalin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This has been stuck in my head for… 5 months

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

NOPE. Auto DQ, bud. There is no The MLB you fucking dolt. Go find another grift.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

SOURCE: The Peoria Javelinas have added Seattle Mariners infielder Gremlin McPlume to their roster.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wonderful that certain pockets of baseball pull crusty-ass Joe Maddon out his wine cave to rant and rave about how shitty today’s game is every other month or so. Good stuff. Remind me why he doesn’t have a job again?

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I guarantee Blake Snell has never heard a single second of a Tool song. He seems like he’s been steeped in the blandest hip-hop possible for decades.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ad for Starbucks Protein Foam states, “Protein has never tasted so good.” MOTHERFUCKER HAVE YOU EVER EATEN FOOD BEFORE

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

On the contrary, many are saying it was headed directly for the sun. The collision would have dropped global temperatures 1° C and aided in the battle again global warming.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

[Kyle Teel gets thrown out by 15 feet, but ends up being safe because Austin Hedges had a hole in his glove or something] Ron Darling: “That’s a great send.”

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We are deeply saddened to report we had nothing to do with this.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Chop sucks shit and anyone who does it should be thrown down a flight of stairs. We also have to realize that there has never been a better climate for these idiots to do The Chop without feeling shame.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He’s so bad. It’s honestly kind of impressive. Almost seems like a bit.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Don’t forget the lockers of: Cualhugio Scoggins, Hitch Wetsports, Wheat Speedlegion, Alabaster Sauce, Geoffrey Swath, Roku Prawnloft, and Jazz Manbooth

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

SOURCE: The Tampa Bay Rays are strongly considering adding 21-year-old outfield prospect Glade Whisp to their ALDS roster.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yes, I think it’s possible that the team with the best record in the AL could beat the Yanks.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Must loudly air grievances and point the finger *immediately* after experiencing failure and/or inconvenience. It is the American Way.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Watching Red Sox fans melt down and Yankees fans act like they’ve punched their ticket to a World Series win.

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Ken Watanabe: Let Them Fight

ALT: Ken Watanabe: Let Them Fight

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Barely missed hitting the record prediction. Thankful to be wrong about Minasian and Trout. Hit the G-Rod prediction w/ 1.1 IP to spare, whiffed on Soriano, and nailed the Neto prediction (although he was brutal to watch.) Could not have predicted Arte would finally sell. So stoked about that.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

SOURCE: The AL West has been canceled. When asked for comment, one anonymous exec said, “Is this even baseball? I don’t even know what the hell they’re doing anymore.”

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Is the fifth third the seventh or is it the 1 and 2/3rd? Please discuss.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

SOURCE: The Seattle Mariners have designated utility infielder Belt Gaysport for assignment.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

[extreme moto bro voice] hawww deed, you put pasquantino skenes on yer 250 bro? no feckin way deed. so seck. yeeeew!

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

#dadhat A *real* dadhat, not these floppy lil low-profile thingies all the cool kids are putting on their heads these days.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If the #6 seed in the AL cannot manage to finish with a record more than 2+ games over .500, I think there should be no #6 seed. If that’s the case. #1 gets a bye and plays the winner of #4 vs #5, and then #2 plays #3 in the other ALDS. Stop rewarding mediocrity.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Another entry would be “taste”, especially when used by a server like, “How does everything taste?” because: a) do you want me to describe all this shit? b) get out of my mouth you weirdo. c) please don’t

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

bonus Please Fuck All The Way Off points for when it’s pronounced “cumfterbility"

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It’s not a word, but it sure does get used like it’s one. “comfortability”

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This was so great. Bring back The Roundtable, you dolts! @theathletic.com

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

SOURCE: The Seattle Mariners have designated 1B/OF BJ Tendergroin for assignment.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“We should shoot a campaign video in a batting cage." “Uh. OK. Are you good at baseball?" “No." “Well, why w-" “I’m gonna knock it out of the park with this one." “Yeah, but if you suck at baseball it’s gonna l-" “It’s gonna be a graham slams." “I don’t th-" “I’ll be wearing golf clothes."

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