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@problemtiger.bsky.social
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She’s not the only one. Stick to cars and cats honey. The engineers are talking about computer stuff.
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Stupidest fucking timeline
From VICE: “Human Remains Being Sold Online Could Spread the 'Mummy's Curse,'
Scientists Warn”
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Winnie has an asterisk because she’s up for evaluation. We think she can make A team this quarter.
NEIGHBORHOOD CAT RANKING

S: Cricket, Ember
A: Nicky
B: Winnie Tha Mew
C: Vincent, Tabitha
D: Ignacio de la Naranja
F: Sad Boy
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My cat loves you, in spite of herself
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Bowie and Iggy
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA (Deep breath) AAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAA
Trump looking around stupidly wondering where all his allies went.
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Excellent bedtime stories.
The Nuremberg Trial by Ann Tusa and John Tusa
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Epstein and Bannon, joking about being just like Nazis on… I shit you not… the 4th of July 2018
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I would not eat this hooman. (Out of respect. He looks delicious.)
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Due process.
Hermann Goering’s mugshot
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Timeline cleanse.
Some Nazis standing on a gallows, chatting with a priest, right before they hang.
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I see your Korean birds and raise - Thai Fried Chicken:
A delicious plate of crispy Hat Yai style fried chicken. Sides include thick yellow curry, sweet chili sauce, spicy pickles, sticky rice and a flaky paratha
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Blessed Bowiemas to all who observe. Hard to believe it’s been 10 years.
David c. 1997
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The look of absolute disappointment and betrayal upon learning that her sister had been merely locked in the basement for a day, not given up for adoption as she had hoped.
A calico giving hard stink eye to a fat tabby
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Cricket is hiding her nose because is it vewy cold
Cricket is hiding her nose because it is vewy cold
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The Golem is overseeing festivities this year.
A Hanukkah with two candles, as yet unlit, flanked by tiny gifts for a child and a modest Golem
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
A calico cat snuggled into blankies
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Nuke the Filibuster
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Vader, helmet off
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
He always got a chuckle out of being called Darth Vader. Makes the 11th hour heel turn almost cute. Almost.
Mask-off Vader
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Cheney’s morals were not mine. Also his ethics were unimpeachable. Absolutely ironclad devotion to values I find repugnant. Today’s GOP is void of honor, wearing Christianity like a clown suit, and Dick used his final days to call them little bitches. I’m sorry for your loss, @lizcheney.bsky.social
VP Dick Cheney dressed as Darth Vader when he appeared on Jay LenoDarth Vader defeated, enfeebled and unmasked
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This woman is 28. Hate makes you age in dog years.
KKKaroline Leavitt looking like a 41 year old fresh from the middle school dropoff
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
America’s Got Talons (and no kings)
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
America’s Got Talons
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
We did it. Scrumptious.
A bunch of half-devoured pastries
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
u n f o r t u n a t e l y
“I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the 2nd Amendment” C Kirk
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
We made cupcakes. Out of sprinkles, mostly. With some Crisco to hold it together. Look, I’m a Jew - I don’t believe in Satan as a corrupted being of divine origin whose purpose is to challenge/disrupt the spiritual trajectory of mankind. But if I did, he would be WAY into this.
Cupcakes. Probably evil.
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Break up with your friends, spend more time at the office. Subscribe to more services, sever your social ties, fill the void with consumption. Treat yourself.
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
It’s this kind of energy.
Kdot speaking directly to Drake at the Super Bowl, making full eye contact with the closest camera
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I hate this timeline
Some headlines: People in Gaza are starving,; US ain’t have due process no more; You should be eating raisins
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
My kid decided to throw a party that’s just cake. No birthday, no special occasion, except cake. The children each made a cake, and adults will come later with professional reinforcements. Like cake mercenaries.
A picnic table heavily laden with a variety of colorful cakes
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Donald Trump makes a fist like he’s never had to use one. Look at any photos - even the “fight” one. Compare w/ Gloria Steinem vs Dorothy Pitman Hughes and you’ll see what I mean:
Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman Hughes, with their fists in the air. One of these women has clearly used a fist before, the other has clearly not.
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I suppose this is far enough along now that I can share
A William morris print expanded to gigantic proportions and painted on an interior wall
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Hank Hill: “I miss voting for that man”
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Should she be on the table? No. But is anyone coming over soon? Also no. I’m not the boss of her, she can make her own questionable choices. Also I can wash the tablecloth.
A calico cat very politely sitting on the dinner table.
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I read the news today. Oh boy.
News headlines: a surreal dystopian mishmash of Hamas, Guy Fieri, Canadian activism, and Hello Kitty.
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
“Helping”
A large book, open on my lap in bed. And atop this book, obscuring its contents so as to render it unreadable, a Calico Cat
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Although I’m sure this will be funny forever, I wish it were no longer timely.
Boris and Natasha Badnikov, standing over Trump as he tweets from the Resolute Desk: “Tell them is fake news, work of moose and squirrel!”
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The good news is, I made them and they look great. The bad news is they taste funky because oops! Baking soda instead of powder. I’m just going to leave them here and maybe husband will eat them anyway. Kitchen is clean too!
A pink plate of biscuits
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Jeffrey Lebowski had a bad night and doesn’t want to listen to the Eagles in a cab. “I hate the fuckin Eagles, man”
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
A green pencil with gold embossed words: THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Zelenskyy is Trump’s true opposite number. A “reality” TV grifter, pretending to be a savvy businessman V a satirist who dissected the Presidency with such precision they gave him the job. Comedy, joy, and humility: the perfect inverse of fear, anger and arrogance. It’s almost too on the nose.
Zelenskyy in the role of Vasyl Petrovich, unlikely future President of Ukraine: “And they loot and talk shit, talk more shit and swindle!”
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The leopards are getting fat from eating too many faces.
Just a massively obese leopard.
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Me: *pops can* Cricket: MeOW? Meow??? Me: It’s not wet food. It’s peas. Cricket: Wha? Nahh. Me: I’m telling you.
A calico cat, sampling canned peas for the first and probably the last time
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
They will do you a heckin tune
The Bremen Town Musicians. Donkey = John, Dog = Paul, Cat = George, Rooster = Ringo
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
www.newyorker.com/culture/infi...
A screenshots from Terry Gilliam’s Brazil: Archibald Tuttle’s widow demands of Sam Lowry, “What have you done with his body?”
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Happy birthday, David. You were too good for the world.
David Graeber, wearing a tote bag that reads, “this bag contains a bomb, a gun, a very large knife and loads of drugs”
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Problem Tiger @problemtiger.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
How it Started vs How it’s Going:
Sad cold cat outside Happy warm cat inside
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