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*Probably*NotAnAI

@probablynotanai.bsky.social
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Tech lawyer. Married. Writer (of patent things nobody wants to read 😄😭). Harley rider. Sarcastic. Inline skater. Empathetic. #vote My photos ©️ me. 💙🇺🇦🐸🌈👠ally 🚫No MAGA/crypto/porn/solicitation🚫 🚫No DM (unless you need a lawyer)🚫

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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It is with great sadness I have to report that I had to return them they looked good but when I put them on they were very creaky noisy. I think it's from using wires instead of laces it wasn't very forgiving with the plastic? I'm not sure what's with #Rollerblade but the designs have problems 🫤
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I've seen it it's really a cute book. Good for Halloween but not a Halloween book 😊
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This just in! Can't wait to give them a try. What's the delay? The PAC NW #wildfire. Not a good time to be strenuously exercising because, when I skate, it's a good 8 to 10 miles! #rollerblade #inlineskating #skating
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George Kaplan @ambassadoreast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What he says is an insult to the dead. That he survives to say it is an insult to the living.
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Heidi Yates @heidikyates.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Enchanters remember to say the magic words. 🪄 "Please preorder." "Thank you!" #kidlit #readaloud #picturebooklove @beamingbooksmn.bsky.social
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Heidi Yates @heidikyates.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Thrilled to death! MONSTER MANNERS A to Z just received a positive review from Kirkus Reviews! They called it: 👇👇👇 “Fang-tastic fare for young monsters.” Huge thanks to the incredible illustrator, Yana Kozak, for bringing these mannerly monsters to life! #picture-book #read-aloud
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Why is he raging to knock them back 10%. Decimate doesn't mean what he thinks it means.
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
He should have known better than to drive.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I don’t know which cartoonist created this, but it’s spot on.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
👇👇👇👇
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Ms. K @msk1st.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Can you help share🫶🏻
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Heidi Yates @heidikyates.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Monster Manners A to Z publishes on 8/18 with @beamingbooksmn.bsky.social and Barnes & Noble is currently running a pre-order sale. Yay! A great opportunity to grab a copy! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/monster-ma...
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
But the laughter did 😄
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh Sally don't be silly. 😭
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Lol I was literally just this moment saying why does this building look like the Tower of Terror and then I saw your message 😄
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Ms. K @msk1st.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
🫶🏻1st grade 💙Title one school ✏️11th year I would love your help to #clearthelist. These crayons are currently 57% off‼️ Any help is truly appreciated 💗 Thank you🥹 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Okay I sent clipboards, a pack of colored pencils and a pack of erasers.
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Okay well if that was $30 or whatever dollars can you point me at the equivalent things that you would like me to get?
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I looked and those magnetic things did not show up on Amazon, someone got them? Or this isn't working?
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
So what happened 7 to 7? Sorry I'm late I was working late.
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Well sometimes people rise to the challenge.
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
So it's 7:00 p.m. on the West Coast I'm thinking I'll match up to $100 of anybody buying off your wish list between now and 7:00 tomorrow.
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I spent a year in a central Midwest high School and that school had thousands of people it was crazy big. 600 students is not that many unless they're all in your class 😄😬
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Visited #Portland #Oregon 😊 Old AF but still #inline #skating
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Welllllll The concoction is a breeding ground for bacteria growth so. Give it a try. Although I wager you will never be able to explain to anyone's satisfaction how that worked out for you ... Well except indirectly by dying 😄😬☠️
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Hey I haven't seen anything from you in ages. How many students do you have nowadays and I was trying to parse the post, what kind of school environment is it? Because what I suddenly imagined was a little house on the prairie one room building.
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
😊 thank you 😊
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Can. As in can learn to put that crap behind you, and can be with the right person.
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Libraries still have books? I thought they were all banned.
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
😄 imagine so threatened by a clump of tree matter that they have to ban it. Arguably, in a very technical sense, even ebooks are made of the same stardust that makes tree books.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I completely agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene is a sentence I never thought I would ever write.
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If that happened that's fantastic Even if it didn't happen it's still fantastic because somewhere somebody did do that 😄 I was particularly impressed with waiting for the cup to be half full so it didn't spill with the addition 😄😄😄
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Heidi Yates @heidikyates.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
🌟PREORDER SALE 🌟 Get 25% off upcoming releases at Barnes & Noble with code PREORDER25. Three days only - don’t miss out! #PreOrder #PictureBook
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I don't think the people asking care if they're called out on it. They're probably proud.
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hopefulme2.bsky.social @hopefulme2.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Stephen King is my hero of the day.

"Fox news did to our parents what our parents were afraid video games would do to us."
-- Stephen King"The difference between
Nixon and Trump: when the Republicans nominated Nixon, they didn't actually KNOW he was a crook."
- Stephen King,"Hard to believe there was ever a world leader as dumb as Donald Trump.
Can't spell, can't read, has never managed anything approaching an original thought.
His brain is like a radio playing at top volume, but between stations."
- Stephen King

Occupy 
Democrats
DONALD TRUMP IS
WORSE THAN ANY HORROR STORY I'VE WRITTEN.
- Stephen King
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
💯 on 🎯
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Heidi Yates @heidikyates.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Five months to pub day. Woot! 🎉 I am dying for you to meet the adorable characters in MONSTER MANNER’S A TO Z. And honestly, it would make me as happy as a werewolf on a full moon if you would mark it 'want to read' on Goodreads and/or request your local library carry a copy. 🥰 #MyDebutBook #KidLit
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
No. I don't think so. It was a complete surprise. There were no signs.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
👀 (H/T @SafeH2o4Schools)
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
😄😄 thank you for the laugh
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
🤔 *hated 😄
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Kurt would love one of my patent applications.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
DOJ's recent 6th Circuit filing misspelled: Voters as “Votors” Emergency as "Emeregency" United States as "United Staes" And, it included a non-party in the caption. These are the people who want access to your sensitive voting records and who my team fights in court every day.
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Heidi Yates @heidikyates.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
There's so much to love about #12x12PB, especially the supportive writing community! It's not too late to join us for 2026 (Registration ends 2/15/26). Hope to see you there! To find out more about 12x12, go to: www.12x12challenge.com/membership @12x12challenge.bsky.social #kidlit
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Yeah harness is the word that I'm used to seeing. It was just interesting that halter brought up the same kind of attachment. I've not been a fan of collars (once they created harnesses) or that muzzle thing around the mouth, they seem unpleasant.
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
But, that said, if there's a blanket rule saying you can't do it then there's a good chance even if you had a private setup that did not breach any confidentiality, it would violate a law that was generally written that didn't factor in whether your interactions go back out to train the AI.
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*Probably*NotAnAI @probablynotanai.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Well that was my point as a lawyer, some firms have private accounts & everything they search remains private to the firm it doesn't go out to the AI vendor. I'm not sure how that works but they are doing it so that's why I figured if you had that, perhaps that would be helpful.
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