Probablymatic 🇺🇦 @probablymatic.bsky.social · 30/03/2026The Strait of Hormuz looks like something that can be rectified by a Squatty Potty. 000
Probablymatic 🇺🇦 @probablymatic.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Sir, a second ICE shooting victim has hit the pavement. America is under attack! 000
Probablymatic 🇺🇦 @probablymatic.bsky.social · 14/06/2025No Kings, Ft. Walton, FL. On vacation but managed to make it to an event. 000
Probablymatic 🇺🇦 @probablymatic.bsky.social · 26/04/2025“Donald, you’ve done much worse things than the pee-pee tape. Even if Putin releases it, people won’t care. It’s your last term. If you destroy Putin, people will forgive you for the pee-pee tape” 010
Probablymatic 🇺🇦 @probablymatic.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Gemini, don’t quit your day job. Does anyone have a graphic, proportional representation of how close Parker probe got to the son? None of the articles online seem to show it, and most people probable need to just see that instead of the distance in miles. 000
Probablymatic 🇺🇦 @probablymatic.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Siri with Apple Intelligence is the dumbest Siri: Siri, what is the cheapest Cybertruck? 000
