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Jack

@probablylosingit.bsky.social
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Public Health + Community Health professional. Californian with a healthy dash of Canadian. Interested in health equity & friendly banter. Let's make CalCare happen! www.nationalnursesunited.org/calcare

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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car.
The T-Rex from Jurassic Park screams into the foggy night between two JP styled Ford Explorers. And bitch, look at those legs!
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
George W Bush with an aide whispering in his ear, "Sir, a second ethnicity just hit the Dolezal"
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
But sometimes they're bad to the bone
An orange tabby cat sitting on a cherry red motorcycle, ready to burn rubber and raise hell
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
What's in that broth tho 👀
Chelsea wkeets "🔎 soda stream bidet" over an ominously broth broth
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Soprano's subtitles a much better fit for current US news
Trump grinning and Pete Hegseth laughing like an idiot with the text "I know you were high during my mother-in-law's wake" across the imageDonald Trump whispering into Kristi Noem's ear with the text "You killed the dog? Why did you do that?" across the image
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Donald Trump, as a glowing magical "doctor", healing a man by holding a Diet Coke on his forehead.
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Very happy for my wife, a lifelong cancer cure drinker
Image of Donald Trump drinking a diet coke next to his idiot son, Don Jr. Headline, "Trump believes diet soda kills cancer cells, Dr Oz reveals." Subheading, "Physicians issue remind to public after TV doctor and CMS chief relays president's claim on Don Jr podcast."
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If he needs somewhere to go to heal that hand, I can recommend someone!
Donald Trump's AI image of himself as a Christ-like healer, placing his hand on the head of a sick man while various people and religious figures look on
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
She literally wrote a book about unfortunately getting confused for her!
Cover of Naomi Kelin's "Doppelganger"
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The gift for the ones you really love
64 oz (1/2 gallon) jug of Pepper plant chunky garlic hot sauce
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Also, not sure how much of a central coast California regional thing Pepper Plant is but I'm 99% sure this Trader Joe's Chunky Garlic and Jalapeno hot sauce is made by the Pepper Plant folks under contract. Tastes identical.
 One bottle of Trader Joe's Chunky Garlic and Jalapeno hot sauce
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The Pepper Plant - thick, garlicky, delicious.
Two bottles of "The Pepper Plant" chunky garlic hot sauce.
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My son inadvertently recreated Bugonia starring Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson, restrained in tape, screaming and insisting he's not from Andromeda
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Best part of this is learning about all these great local and regional orgs to support! Happy to find out about and give back to @southernequality.bsky.social
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Diagram of a slave ship is the Atlantic slave tradePam from the Office saying, "They're the same picture."
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Peter Thiel in the staff lounge
One of the Weyouns passing out ketracel white to the Jem'Hadar
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A collage of a man's face never taken fully in frame
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
A French bulldog napping on a circular cat's scratching pad that's just a wee bit too small.Kath and Kim looking at a garment saying, "It's nice. It's different. It's unusual."
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Image of a @dril tweet that says, "and another thing: im not mad. Please don't put in the newspaper thet I got mad."
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
It feels like things are very combustible right now. People are pissed! This is the turnout outside of City council chambers in Carp (which were also packed wall to wall) on Thursday.
Large crowd of a few hundred people watching a city council meeting on a TV outdoors adjacent to Carpinteria city hall.
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Harbor Seal Colony, Carpinteria CA
A beach with rocky tide pools. A group of a few dozen harbor seals are lying around the rocks in the sand at the edge of the water.
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I just realized this is on a 6 month old thread. But nevertheless, my goose was already cooked.
A white goose sitting in a purple innertube with light blue polka dots, floating on a lake smoking a joint on a nice sunny day
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
A white goose sitting in a purple innertube with light blue polka dots, floating on a lake smoking a joint on a nice sunny day
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Toronto Pronunciation Scale
- "Toe-Ron-toe" - you are an American sportscaster
- "Tuh-Ron-toe" - You're from Mississauga at best.
- "tuh-Ronn-oh" - you are a Torontonian
-"CHRAWNna"- Your pulse sounds like the TTC chimes and you piss Steamwhistle.
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Happy to see my local paper in Carpinteria posted my letter on Gavin Newsom's attempt to score cheap political points being a transphobe. Shout out to local electeds and community orgs like @sbtan.bsky.social for their leadership on LGBTQ+ folks rights! www.coastalview.com/opinion/supp...
Headline: Supporting Trans Rights
Body Text: I want to commend the CVN and Ryan Cruz for the piece “Addressing a non-problem in women’s sports” (CVN Vol. 31, No. 26). Cruz rightly identifies the supposed crisis of trans athletes in women’s sports as a non-issue. It’s worth picking up a thread Cruz highlights in the perpetuation of this moral panic — Governor Gavin Newsom’s sudden move to join President Trump and the far-right in demonizing trans people.

For those baffled by Governor Newsom’s seemingly abrupt turn, it’s instructive to understand the governor’s approach as tied to his presidential aspirations. Newsom approaches LGBTQ+ people not from the perspective of a minority community with rights to be protected, but as props to fuel his political future. Newsom’s stance against trans rights now is consistent with his once bold support of marriage equality in 2004 — the governor hopes to ride the wave of public opinion to higher office; the consequences for LGBTQ+ people are an afterthought.

Fortunately, there are signs of real leadership and sincerity in addressing the needs of LGBTQ+ people locally. County Board Chair Laura Capps and Carpinteria’s own Supervisor Roy Lee championed a resolution defending the rights of LGBTQ+ people as the first piece of board business in 2025, a resolution that passed unanimously. Board Chair Capps and other local elected officials from across the county showed up in support of the Transgender Unity March hosted by the Santa Barbara Transgender Advocacy Network earlier this month.

Despite legal gains in recent decades, access to equal rights and protections for LGBTQ+ people in America have remained tenuous. This situation will likely deteriorate under increasingly violent rhetoric from the MAGA movement. We can fight back against this reactionary swing by amplifying voices in our local community that stand for justice and freedom for all Americans.
By: Jack Mohr, Carpinteria
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
He does have a type!
Kimberly Guilfoyle and her then-husband, Gavin Newsom, sprawl on Ann Getty's rug in San Francisco in 2004 for a photo with a story in Harper's Bazaar. It looks like two ballroom dancers sliding into home plate.
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The American Public watching Stephen Miller reach for the raw milk
Indiana Jones watching Nazi collaborator Walter Donovan about to drink from the false grail and turn into an insta-mummy
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Canada still has these bad boys, once again confirming 🍁>🦅
A bag of "Sour Cream 'N Bacon" Ruffles
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Nothing wrong with second place
A seductively posed raccoon with one leg hoisted in the air. The caption at the top says, "Give em the ol razzle dazzle"
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
A fairly succinct explanation of how social murder operates in the context of American healthcare
People are dying. Evil has become institutionalized. Corporations make billions of dollars off the pain, suffering, death, and anguished cries in the night of millions of Americans.

We entered into an agreement for healthcare with a legally binding contract that promised care commensurate with our insurance payments and medical needs. Then UnitedHealthcare changes the rules to suit their own profits. They think they make the rules, and think that because it’s legal that no one can punish them.

They think there’s no one out there who will stop them.
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Album cover of "Kooler than Jesus" by My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult (1990)
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
I love that this folksy fisherman has a regular column for a local news outlet. 2 pts for local journalism.
Circular profile picture of a man with a large, grey mustache, steely gaze and a black cowboy hat lined with what look like shark teeth. Biography reads: Capt. David Bacon
Capt. David Bacon is a boating safety consultant and expert witness, with a background in high-tech industries and charter boat ownership and operation. He teaches classes for Santa Barbara City College and, with a lifelong interest in wildlife, writes outdoors columns for Noozhawk and other publications. The opinions expressed are his own.
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Now it makes sense!
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
We did it Bluesky.
Newsheadline: The coach v the couch: key takeaways from the first Harris-Walz rally
Subheading: Harris praises Walz’s time as a football coach as her VP pick says he’ll debate JD Vance ‘if he’s willing to get off the couch’
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
One day JD Vance is walking down the street when a sign piques his interest...
Store front with a sign that says "Sofa U Love, Custom Collection," with a heart for the Onion sofa. JD Vance is salivating out of frame.
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
I love that they give little stickers of their logo that say, "I came, I rode, I tooted". I've had this one on my phone case since a kid's birthday a few years back.
A happy little yellow cartoon boat sails through a harbor. One ring of text around it reads "Lil' Toot Junior Captain", and a smaller inscription reads, "I Came, I Rode, I Tooted....!"
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
Coffee mug with a happy, plump lime green cat in little red boots against a yellow background. The cat is smiling up at a bumblebee flying above its head. Other clutter on the desk has been tastefully pushed out of the shot.
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
Needs to team up with the NBA's red panda like one of those 90s comic book crossovers
A woman in a red sequined top, white lace skirt and short heels balances on a preposterously tall unicycle. She has a large stack of white bowls balanced on her head and four more are descending through the air as she catches them on the stack.
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
Would you prefer a nautilpiss?
Inside of a bathroom with grey brick walls, large square grey tile floor, and a urinal shaped like the shell of a nautilus.
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
Morning tree frog 🐸
A small grey tree frog sitting on a green leaf
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
The vibe this week 😅
Ralph Wiggum sitting on a bus, lightly chuckling, saying "I'm in danger."
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
🎶 Seemed a harmless little fuck 🎶
Still from Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" Music Video, with Eddie Vedder singing against a blackish red background, with Jeremy the tortoise banging another tortoise in the bottom left corner
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Rutger Hauer from Blade Runner giving a knowing smirk
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
CDC guidance < dril guidance
image of a tweet from dril that reads "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
I live near a creek in coastal California and we get tons of these cute little Baja California Tree Frogs. I grew up just slightly more inland and never realized we had tree frogs!
A baja california tree frog (small light green frog with gold eyes and a black streak across its face) sitting on a rock
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
I would have more patience with my cat if she had some sense of personal boundaries. Like not sitting so close to my face that I can feel her breathing on me.
An orange tabby cat, sitting with its eyes closed and ears back on a bed. The cat is on a person (yours truly) within whiskers distance of their face.
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
A goblin shark (deep sea shark with prominent jaws and an unusually long snout) with a sound bubble that says, "Sounds good to me."
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
Screenshot of the classic @dril tweet: issuing a correction on previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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Jack @probablylosingit.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
At least it'll be fun!
Cover of Rick James's 1981 single "Give It To Me Baby". Rick James stands on a street corner in a black leather jump suit and red knee high boots, holding a white bass and leaning with his left hand supporting him on a streetlight. He's got romance in his eyes.
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