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Rod Michalchuk

@pro555pero.bsky.social
795 followers 1.3K following 286 posts

These human forms are so very limiting. Like linear time -- you've gotta be kidding me. How do you even teleport? And -- get this -- you can't even see the whole electromagnetic spectrum. Like WTF!?

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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 4h
Everyone who ate any of that particular lasagna was sad for days after.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The power of Kompromat compels you!
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Meanwhile, in the land of ugly-souled liars and cheats ...
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know, man ... have you looked in the fridge?
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who could've guessed? Well ... not the people of the book, apparently. They've got like 'alternative facts.'
psypost.org
Lower cognitive ability is linked to stronger Christian nationalist views, even after accounting for education
A recent study indicates that Americans with lower cognitive ability scores tend to be more likely to embrace Christian nationalism. The findings suggest the ideology’s appeal is linked to underlying ...
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One day, it will help you balance your cheque book.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good citizenship begins at home, as long as it's like a TV family. Anything else is just weird.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why wouldn't you obey in advance? The mechanism is all set.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Snake church stupidity -- this, along with enemy disinformation, is one of the cornerstones of AB separatism. It would be funny if it weren't so horrifying.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
brandalism.ch
brandalism.ch
Brandalism
Brandalism is a revolt against the corporate control of culture and space.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can find the correct format sizes online and someplace like Staples will be more than happy to print your subversive materials. If you wear a safety vest and lanyard ID, no one will even ask.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And, because phones were pretty much indestructible, you could bang the handset against something, a few times, like a nightstick, before hanging up.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We'll gossip like villagers and tell only the truth.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So ... No to the nine. No to separation. And no to quite literally anything these lying thieving fifth-column insurrectionists might happen to want.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Of course Marlaina Whatshername, Premier of Albertistan, is going to cheat in her upcoming separation referendum. She'll do it for the exact same reasons that Donald J Rapist Pedophile is going to cheat in the upcoming US midterm elections. Same team. Same game.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You might feel better if you went out and wrecked a flock camera or two. I hear it really helps. Or so it is said. Graffiti, also, is very good. Most efficacious.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is to shake the head, frowning.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I'm not mistaken, I think CN is cyanide. I think that might be what the blue is. Maybe.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
582 votes? This, truly, should've been a landslide. What the f is wrong with you Calgary?
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mister flawed memory says that this is like from the National Lampoon, back in the day.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's infectious, or so it is said. And it's always watching.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You might just want to check this out.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Did not Saint Donald of Ronald die of congestive heart failure?
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who says capitalism is spiritually barren? (Sorry. I don't know who made this thing, but I love it. Thank you whoever you are.)
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Two to too tutu.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You look like kinda dangerous, as like unto a dissident antifa heretic terrorist. So says your file.
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Then again, if you were a snake-church death cult, how would you behave any differently?
reddit.com
From the alberta community on Reddit: Opposition decries Alberta’s purported ‘red carpet’ plan for AI data centres, more oil and gas
Explore this post and more from the alberta community
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Meanwhile, to speed the extinction event ...
thenarwhal.ca
Leaked doc suggests Alberta has sprawling plans to pave the way for AI data centres, more oil production
Rewriting laws, creating Crown corporations that could rival TC Energy, building new natural gas pipelines and increasing prices for consumers: what a leaked document says about Alberta’s AI data centre and oil push
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things continue as they begin. And it seems to be going the same, with the same fuckery, here in Canada.
cmarmitage.substack.com
Are We Headed Towards American Balkinization
Can a federal republic survive when states and the central government operate in permanent legal warfare?
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Rod Michalchuk @pro555pero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I sincerely hope that each and every object is the center of its own poltergeist manifestation.
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