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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞

@privatewelshman.bsky.social
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A writer and artist, digital and pixel, of smut. Minors DNI, thankin' ee kindly! 🔞 NFTs/AI not welcome here. 42 NB, He/They pronoun sets fine. 私の日本語は主にググレさんから来ています。本当に申し訳ありません。でも、勉強中です!

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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The four genres of isekai: "Ah, tits... 😠" "Ahhhhh, tits... 🥰" "Ah! Tits! 🤩" "AAAAAA, TITS?!? 😱"
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And yes, the grandma is a real character, from All Purpose "Village Building" Cheat, first mentioned in Chapter 14.
A segment of the webnovel mentioned in the skeet, which reads:

From orthodox jobs like farmer and merchants to somewhat suspicious ones like jailer and torturer, as well as entertainers like dancers and singers. It was quite varied.

All that being said, why is being a torturer the Suitable Occupation for an old lady over 60 years old? Plus, she’s the oldest among them by far, but she made it all the way here with strength to spare as though she was among the young ones.

Anyway, I told those who were suited for agriculture to take care of the fields. Of course, because they alone couldn’t handle all the things that needed to be done, I told everyone else to assist them in some way for the moment.
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(Sidenote: We don't talk about the Edgy Minecraft One. I'm *still* salty that one ended up shitting up my kindle library out of curiosity, along with Ohgod The Mothers Are Fucking Awful People And One Has Multi-Hit Attacks One)
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(We were talking about appraisal webnovels, which got us into Torturer Grandma, which got us into Expelled-to-build-a-village webnovels (because, confusingly, appraisal comes up in the story, but not the title of that one), which got us to Minecraft Bricks specifically.)
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometimes, webnovel/manga discussion can get wild... Me: Lessee... Reasonably sure the Bricks one got an anime (no, not the Minecraft Bricks one, or the Minecraft Bricks one, or, indeed, the Minecraft Bricks one), the *clay* bricks one...
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Clumzor @clumzor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*Frantically starts clapping, bowing, ringing bells, bowing shit shit shit was it clapping or bowing there was a coin in there luck luck LUUUUUCK!* Seriously, best wishes with it!
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, Moorcock's influence can't be understated, and it's not just Elric, it would be others in the Eternal Champion series, especially Jerry Cornelius. Really knew how to write epic fantasy, did Moorcock.
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HDoomGuy @hdoomguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
behold, the cavewoman in her natural habitat... #eroguu
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
personal liminal space. Oh, cool, this is a completely fucking empty shopping mall or space station or... Somewhere. And something is off about it. Something is *liminal* about it. But with a Backrooms/Poolrooms bundle, you have... Well, just that. That's it.
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Compare that to, for example, a Synty pack. Okay, you've got some town buildings, or a goblin animation rig, or a space station. But you can now both look at those, to further your own understanding, and use them in a *lot* of different ways, prototyping-wise. You could even use some in your own-
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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Roaring 20's Lacye reminder 🖤
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
VHS filters, and a maze generator are legit cool things... ...But there's much more to things than just... Them green and pool-like places. You're not going to *get* much out of these, unlike, for example, general low poly assets or the like.
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe I'm just a grumpy old fuck, but when I look for gamedev type stuff that may be useful on Humble, and I see a whole-ass Backrooms bundle that's basically "Here's assets that basically copy Backrooms/Poolrooms", I just clutch the bridge of my nose. Like, okay, yes, Blender chromatic aberration-
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TFW you're a living nightmare house who just drove a Grand Mason insane, and right after that, you get Witnessed one too many times and die because of a girl called Nancy. Me, after losing that run of Deck of Haunts: I'm a fucking haunted mansion, not Freddy Kreuger, woman!!!
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(If I see *one* more set of cake puns, though, istfg... 😭)
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remembering how many isekai webnovel authors have Very Obvious Naming Schemes, and Brain is having fun with FMCs like "Valeria Nicetitties" and "Ramona HCuppes" That's probably a little *too* honest for most webnovel authors, to be fair...
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man, what the hell is a FuckateFuckhman (the Fuc?)
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A more vanilla Fake LN Title: Reincarnated Into An Incremental Roguelite - What Do You Mean, I Have 75000 Loops Left? I Haven't Even Left The Starter Town!
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But take heart, soon, you shall be learning at least twelve versions of "shi", "hi", "ko", and the like! 😂 Ahhh, kanji...
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The order *is* somewhat odd, but it's the inobviously helpful kind of odd. Man, I should really get back on that horse...
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(Basically, if you look at gamedev, you will periodically see glorious bastards who were glorious because they went "Well, shit, what now?!" ...And found an answer by thinking outside the box.)
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That and other fun stuff like "How do we make this hugeass 64kb map in less than 32kb, because we don't even have 32kb?" Answer? Math the vast majority of it. Then math where other things are based on what's on screen.
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oops, explanation needed: Racing The Line means executing important code *before* the scanline on a CRT monitor finishes rendering. You weren't chasing the whole draw cycle back then. You were chasing individual scanlines.
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Basically, I respect the glorious bastards who made Xrd the way it is the same way I respect the people who not only Raced The Line back in the 8-bit days, but pulled some *real* bullshit to push the systems to their limits.
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh yeah, this... This was fucking *gold*, platinum even. And when you look into the craft behind Guilty Gear going 3D while *looking* 2D, even in the cutscenes? They *worked* for this. HARD.
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Pizza Gloverrrr @pizzaglover.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gameboy sprite comm for @mechfried.bsky.social
2bit #pixelArt image of a purple tiefling girl with dark purple hair. She stands ready to fight, wearing combat boots, a tiny thong, a super cropped military uniform (exposing her breasts + abs), ballgag, and tactical goggle thing. Also a kind of fishnet bodysuit but it only covers the sides and back. She has rings on her horn and tail, and piercings on her nipples and tail tip. Also she's holding a gun
#ドット絵
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This cuteness warms me. Definitely soft, and cute! And good, soft colours too!
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
...But you accurately got their *level* thanks to someone else! They *were* the strongest one! Were! Now they're level 1, having given away 499 levels split among the other two!
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湯村 @yumurama.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ドット絵アニメ おっぱい吸われる育美さん 触乳は最高のおっぱいエッチ漫画
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Legit, though, it's quite the feeling to *think* you've got it sorted, accurately bagging who's a liar and who's not, only to not only get one of the liars *wrong*... But the worst *possible* liar, the guy who you *thought* was going to steal everyone's levels, but instead... The opposite...
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*halving* the levels of honest heroes if they're a liar!) They're metrics for who's played the game the *longest*, not who's played the game the "best", and that gives me complicated feelings.
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
that's a sonuvabitch thanks to a clever piece of the design of Dungeon Tells, that trying to work out who's lying is the *easier* task... But is still *very* important because of special abilities heroes randomly have the further you get, like doubling the level of honest heroes... Which becomes -
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
about those. Because yeah, they are p. easy metrics. Only the most devoted of players would, to use the Dungeon Tells example, mind control 250 heroes (Basically, play 250 games), but the actual *achievement*, obtained by more players, would be to reach Year 25 in Endless Mode (And I can tell you,-
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Somewhat random game design thought (Somewhat because it's inspired by seeing Dungeon Tells achievements. Fairly decent social deduction game, I've enjoyed it a lot!) There are achievements for games that are not really *achievements*, but more "Easy metrics." And I'm not really sure how I feel -
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah, girlfailure love, it's so good... Unfortunately for me, every time I see a cute girl *this* drunk, "Can I Friend You On Bassbook" plays in my head... 😅
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hehe, then it did its job! As a bonus, lemme add to your "The fu-?" expressions reference folder. From Dream Drunkers, a manga where a yakuza is given a magical girl wand. Chaos ensues.
Two of the main characters of Dream Drunkers, witnessing something... Well, it sure is something, yeah...
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"What... Why... No. No. I already know from past experience that asking that question just leads to stomach medicine. We'll... Pretend we didn't see it... Yes, that would be best..." That kind of expression, it's really well done!
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Haha, thanks! My last hermitry was a bit long, but batteries recharged! And yup, I would imagine that quite easily, considering... XP *Slaps upraised ass of statue girl* This bad girl can hold so many weapons!
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*madly, even. Ahhh, maybe I should doodle some petrification this week. Haven't done that in a while...
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Medusa using the statues of her victims as a gaydar, by putting them in popular yuri/yaoi manga poses (romantic/significant gaze moments) If the adventurers suddenly get out some kind of book and start scribbling madfly, they know they've got a hit...~
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Depends on if there's approximately fifteen chapters of their changing feelings regarding this state of being. XP In all seriousness, good to see a medusa following a grand old tradition of petrification media! XD
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Ivy P @ivypcute.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This duo done enough for now? is it gay to become an ice statue and be used to store the weapons of the monster lady you tried to slay? maybe....
A sea snake gorgon based on a yellow bellied sea snake holding a woman made of ice with a rapier shoved up into her
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sooo, playing No Man's Sky, since the Cosmos update intrigued me so, and uhh... I somehow became a fleet commander? Like, seriously, came outta left field, saved them from, like, three pirate fighters, they gave me the ship... 😰
A very confused Imp, looking on at his new, very much unexpected gift, a Vy'Keen freighter, complete with science vessel.
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Okay... Yeah, glad I touched grass, in the end. Got some nice tortellini out of it, and the Evil Daystar didn't bug me too much.
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To be *absolutely* fair, 95% of those emails are PR emails arriving long *after* I stopped being a game reviewer, so ignoring them is the ethical thing to do.
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tossup between ignoring unread emails and "multitasking", honestly...
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Feh, the "expert advice" isn't from the Cumweirdos Research Institute, which has shown that Leaf Is Good, Actually. I'll believe in *those* experts, dammit!
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hrm... Trying to think about whether I want to touch grass today. You'd think that'd be an easy question, but I'm very much a hermit, so even though there are Things To Do And Get, I'm hrming and hawwing.
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PrivateWelshman (The Imp) 🔞 @privatewelshman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
>.> <.< They're good naked girls, Brant. (Couldn't resist being a bit silly, but yeah, they're all good designs!)
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