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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 3h

thanks to past me for leaving cold cuts in the car this afternoon. this post-fencing ham slaps

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

okay no demon vocaloid bard for LORT. monk's very gender, but i still want my musical weirdo

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

random Mage the Ascension character: a Hollow One preschool teacher who wants to bring wonder and good vibes to her students. primary sphere is Mind to persuade the kids and Entropy to make it more likely they behave. her magic relies on her teacher voice to work (even on adults)

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

today on "as the robots jôrk:" our grippers have gotten a better handle on circuit node grabbing. zippers are still a problem but getting easier

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

on the road to an event. fall is here, october rust is on blast, and i'm full of chinese buffet. life is good.

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

over the summer, i saw some twizzlers at the supermarket. these were one of my dad's baseball snacks as a kid, and had some nostalgia. i didn't have the budget at the time and swore i'd get some once i got a job victory tastes like fake strawberry

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

after 10 months, i finally got a job marking out videos of robots doing tasks. i have already pack-bonded with the robot arms

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

today in "weird design choices:" i saw this sticker on a table at dunkin and literally thought i could wireless charge my phone there. nope.

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i ate a whole clove by accident today. 0/10 do not recommend, divine wrath may have been involved

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

why tf are stamps almost 20 bucks a book‽ (i know why, i'm just mad)

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

tfw the surprise at the bottom of your coffee is eraser shavings 😰

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

fun fact: dark chocolate in your oatmeal is basically pudding

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

gender goals: genderless demon greaser who hunts criminals for sport and sings like josh homme gender reality: keith habersberger with dr orpheus's drama and failure rate

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

so listerine and thai chili peppers are a real bad combo

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

so if the healer caste in the Warriors books has to follow celibacy and general do-no-harm rules, does that make it the Hippo-cat-ic oath?

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

in other news, i now want to do an sca scroll based off a medieval necromancy book

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

so i've been doing research into medieval necromancy manuals for hexpunk, and man, those monks couldn't draw straight lines. i feel so much better about my art now.

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

the key to winning LORT is meat. get enough protein and you're functionally immortal

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

took a big step and started restoring my music library to the cloud. i lost a lot of it when my phone took a miraculous fucking swan dive into a toilet last winter. i've been digging through my old drives to see what i can save.

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

this whole damn week isn't fair 😞 RIP dolly parton and tim curry

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

partner is playing kindgom hearts, so i'm putting on the disney renaissance movies in the background i never noticed how much the color symbolism in tarzan works. yellow is very much used as a danger/threat color with secondaries indicating the character's true nature

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

felting was absolutely used as a female rage room in the olde days

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

finally inflicted my zine on the world. this has been a labor of love 4 years of stalling in the making. here's to more sorcerous shitheads, demons meaning well, and cover art that would make a medieval monk hide their demon books (they had those)

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

shitpost mage the ascension character concept: Technocrat whose paradigm works through bad AI romance videos. her mission is to convince as many women as possible that love can only work when they sub to a hot wolf man who'd kill for you and that they are all special mary sue princess types

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

i finally have a working dryer. the ball is rolling up.

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

know what, let's have another random VtM shitpost thoughts: Malkavian tech bro with AI psychosis. he gets premonitions through Claude hallucinations and believes the voices in his head are the agentic AIs reaching out to him. his sire is concerned but secretly buys him tokens each month

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

random panic crafting thoughts, VtM edition: Tzimisce franchise owner. her territory extends over her owned businesses. she attends every groundbreaking ceremony pre-construction to collect more coffin dirt. she uses Protean to function as a Mystery Shopper and do quality control

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

the wildfires have given the northeast US the 3rd world country sepia toned filter. now all we need is ominous banjo music and a reckless british action star to tear down a farmer's market

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

my sword boss is running a Mage game (WoD) with some friends and i am so fucking amped

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

random scribal drafting thoughts: an exquisite corpse-style SCA scroll where it gets passed around to different scribes around the kingdom and brought to the vigil. this is a logistical nightmare, but i kinda want one if i get a peerage

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

finally found a damned saltt packet. now i can rehydrate like those dino tablets you got at the grocery store as a kid

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

random pre-coffee thoughts: a Honey Heist-style ttrpg where the players get revenge against a 007 pastiche for crimes against humanity (e.g. terrorizing countries/celebrations in the Global South, killing countless henchmen, literally unable to stop sleeping around)

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

me: *starts shoemaking project* me: *actively nalbinding a sock for an shoemaking project* must. not. waRP. LOOM. UNTIL. SOCK. DONE.

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

happy pride, i finally found my earbuds 🏳️‍🌈 support queer creators, pay queer professionals, throw bricks at -phobes

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

tfw you get so hyped for someone getting an award you text the wrong person 🙃

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

do people realize dirty soda is just pilk?

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

random scribing thoughts: the more i get into painting, the more i try to go custom on scrolls (SCA awards). like how do you paint a portrait of someone without showing their face? and make it sorta pre-1600?

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

in reality, On A Bus is a fever dream of dada-ist absurdity and we need 6 seasons and a movie

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

dimension 20: on a bus season 2 is the single greatest season of an actual play ever made

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

unemployment day 73: hear me out- D20's Gladlands animated like The Gaslight District (demo or actual) give me Hugi with Mud proportions and litterbug-esque Tess Tube5

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

unemployment day 39: never let it be said i don't love my local overgrown shire, for i venture into walmart for their sake this day (and weird pocky. love me a good weird pocky)

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

unemployment day 38: there are children at the makerspace. watching them sass and chirp at each other is better than any podcast

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

unemployment day 16: my life has been vastly improved with the reintroduction of microwave nachos

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

unemployment day 11: "you'd think alum would be easier to find in the spice aisle," says the weird historical re-enactor looking for an obscure, food-safe dyeing mordant

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

unemployment day 9: we don't talk about the milk reddit

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

unemployment day 4: as if i didn't need another kick in the nuts, i got sick given my partner got it bad, we went to the urgent care. i get the most type-A gigachad PA who's like " yeah bro, eat, sleep, and 4 benadryl a day!"

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a close up of a man 's face with the words `` im sorry , you did what now ? ''

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` im sorry , you did what now ? ''

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Iron Magpie @privatemenace.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

unemployment day 3: apparently left-leaning podcasts ripping peter thiel to shreds are my nap fuel now

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