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@prisonbottle.bsky.social
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no, you can’t hitch a ride. ✌️

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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
i’m psychically untying your shoelaces.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
who is that woman with the awful awful aura.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
is that a common thing? but yeah.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
just stupid. tried to battle for my freedom and lost 4-6. to the old man! no megas! embarrassing. i hid in shame.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
got grounded. i’m alive. what can i do for you.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
battle tree is pretty cool but the special guests aren’t as impressive as they used to be. cynthia was there for a few years.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
does anyone on your team know Fly? i’ve been itching for a race.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
i found a bottle in a storage crate at Sea Mauville and uncorked it. mom warned me never to go there ‘cause nothing good ever comes from it. still deciding whether she was right. but hey. i’m having fun in the meantime. what was the reason? that you went for Him?
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
old. lol
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
i am NOT interested in being like a dottering little dude. thanks. i’d rather millenial humor over superstition. my mom won’t even let me say any legends’ names in the house. it might attract bad juju. or attract *them.* a little late for that, though, i think. how did you meet?
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
sure you can. prove it.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
trying to get away from the whole ‘charming old man’ thing. 🙄 i guess that makes sense. maybe it’s the pokédex that attracted the Eyes. we don’t really know why it happens here. maybe it’s religious. or maybe random. i think it’s random. what’s your relationship like with your… uh… your Legend?
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
can you make it worth my while? 🤨
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
ohhh. got it. we call a person like that a godchild, where i’m from. not such a great thing to be. it’s a weight. i don’t know… i draw a little, and play cards, and fly. i love to fly. and i birdwatch. don’t laugh. your hobbies?
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
nah. i was too smart for other kids my age. they didn’t like it. … and i was kind of a total brat. what happened with your family to attract so much buzz?
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
thank you earnestly. i appreciate the welcome. i’ll stop by during public hours when i can. i’m not staying too far from verdanturf town. is it a city now, since it’s got a gym? or still just a town?
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
i could give you a good run but i’ve never really been interested in doing competitive play. it’s more entertaining to watch, and gamble on. i’d like to come spectate a match, if you all do spectator seats here. a nontraditional gym is kinda interesting.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
i ask too many questions to keep up the cool and mysterious think. i ought to stop talking. i can ask all the questions i need with a good eyebrow.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
and do you like your job? that’s probably more important to ask.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
poor thing. she should do something about that. what’s your specialty?
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
(i thought it was short for WALKER this whole time)
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
(IS HIS FULL NAME REALLY WALLFRED…?)
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
… lilac evergreen. it’s good to meet you. the natural hair comment was a little out of line. sorry to come on strong. do you have a type specialty? and how long has verdanturf had a gym, anyhow? i’m from… out of town.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
my dad worked in paldea for half the year so i spent a lot of time in cascarrafa. there’s a sootopolitan diaspora there so they liked that i speak their language. my parents are from western hoenn, by the coast. nothing to brag about. where did you grow up?
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
oh, yours is natural? really? 😀
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
oops. that’s two. you won a bonus question.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
yeah. don’t say its name too loudly. it’ll appear and get all up in your business. how does the technology work for that? can it be replicated?
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
UGH. i already owe enough favors. whatever. deal. i found a cursed relic and made a bargain with a genie in exchange for letting it out of its trap. believe me or don’t. doesn’t change the truth. what’s *yours?*
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
damnit. yeah that’s fine, i guess. i was hoping for a baby photo. i found a secret base. i thought my mom’s would be here… but it’s different. clearly hasn’t been used in forever, though. i just forwarded you coordinates. hope you’re not a serial killer. ✌️
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
i’ll bring you some woods hooch. it’s good. aged in a big hoenn cedar barrel and everything. i’m gonna need to see that baby ID though.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
oh, dude, i have so many questions. is there actually a fare for future travel? is that why i can’t get my ride to do it?! also, what do you know about the future? does you not being there change things? what’s ren like? who’s the favorite kid? do parents have favorite kids? it’s just me at home.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
i’m gonna choose to ignore the mommy issues comment.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
your wiki in—? you can go into the future?! like, intentionally?
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
have you ever had hooch? we make hooch. for fun.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
sounds like mom. she hides in the woods instead of the mountains, though.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
you sound uncomfortable. thanks, though. ✌️
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
i guess i shouldn’t be complaining so hard. they’re trying. they’re just also… uh… really embarrassing. gah. battle strategy. are you a battler?
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
yeah, i got that model of dad too. my condolences to you. and i got meathead mom, somehow. i think meathead dad would’ve been more fun. meathead moms are overbearing.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
does it work like that? i wish it worked like that. I WISH BRAWLY WAS MY DAD. meathead dad would’ve been awesome. did you get a meathead dad or a loser dad? or no dad.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
yeah my dad is balletcore guy. clearly
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
oh, don’t worry, i had no intention of telling you where the hair’s from whether you guessed right or wrong, LOL. i just like to play games. i’ll find one for you sooner or later. *that’s* wally? the one on everybody’s feed? they really let that guy become a gym leader?
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
oh, shit, it’s the mayor, everybody act cool. read a book upside down or something.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
come on… there’s a lot of people with green hair on ceus’s good earth. broaden your horizons a little before you lock in an answer, yeah?
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
it’s not like i’m trying to keep secrets. my family is just totally uninteresting.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
mama took my rotom cuz i was spending too much poké on dachsbun run. you can still text from a dexnav but it’s hell. it’s like texting on a fridge. and not even a rotomfridge. just like, a regular one.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
i should start watching soap operas or something. or play gacha again.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
That’s so boring.
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🌿💫 @prisonbottle.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Quiet here.
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