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France is trying to teach us how to get in the field rn but y'all too busy with parlays and TikTok recipes to jump off the porch

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i think two truths can be upheld at this roundtable: *y'all coochie don't be as good as y'all think it is *the meat y'all pulling out the freezer is below suggested serving size but what do i know, i'm just a follower of Christ.

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Beyoncé teases you with Freakum Dress for ten years. that's what happens.

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say man, tf is going on????? unpost all this shit!!

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the people who need to be selling e-books and brunch seminar packages are not, and it's really bothering me.

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John Sherman they are playing on your top rn and i am so sorry

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it's something about Deante Kyle that i cannot rock with and i will not rest until i figure it out.

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my grandfather's Kappa shirt. gotta be circa mid-'80s.

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Leticia bout to send them boys to jail in matching outfits.

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good job, Biracial Jordy Nelson.

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my favorite stage in car-owner relations. once we get here, i know we locked in.

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my Venus is in Leo, i will dye single every flag green and cuss your ass out for saying anything

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if you're in rehab????? you're gonna *love* this Steelers/Browns game. whole life will immediately be put into perspective.

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lying before midterms >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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WHOEVER TOLD Y'ALL TO GO TO COSTCO AND BUY UP ALL MY FAVORITE JASMINE RICE, IN HELL YOU WILL LIFT UP YOUR EYES

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my money is definitely on Harry vs. your hairline

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and every single one of em = garbage

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everybody who snuck in there during 2021 - early 2022 are definitely looking like witches to me rn

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need this in my veins as soon as right now

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bed risers are *not* for the real fuckers. write that down.

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when ppl started needing something controversial to say to drive engagement because #rentdue

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and this is exactly why i keep a steel-toe on your trachea.

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just renewed my license (digitally) in 5 minutes, we've come a *mighty* long way. i wanted an updated picture, but i do not have the mental fortitude to go down there & be held hostage all day.

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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the kinda face you order a second card for 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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Reposted by Princeton.

Ew don’t nobody wanna celebrate no Aquarius

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"if i see her trick & i want her trick..... SNATCHIES!!" — the 48th President of the United States of America.

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i've seen more videos about how bad the VMAs were than i have seen clips from the actual VMAs. i made the right decision.

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a little birdie just told me something, and i know Ian Cunningham better fucking NOT

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my brain doesn't even compute the age difference here. it's just fine in the same font, but one is in italics.

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fell down a rabbit hole on heating oil prices (which i did not even know was a thing just six hours ago) and i really think there's a strong chance that this winter could be the last scene & season for the Republican party

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for the love of God, END THIS CYCLE

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"murdering a trans person for no reason" 1) had no idea he was trans until this very moment 2) the reasons are quite clearly outlined in the quoted video you don't get to hide behind identity as the great absolution. a trans person can also be a piece of shit, hope this helps!

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this is how everybody should be coming behind their daughter and grandkids, tbqh. bring the white sheet!

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she don't deserve no pussy, she need to go back to dick.

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let me go look at these highlights b/c i know y'all fuckin lyin

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