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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Well I know it’s not Taurus.. they take that eater stereotype seriously.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

I just realized 18 year olds were born in 2007??? Hello? I’ve done the math 3 times and it’s still 2007??

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I read this before looking at the pfp and I knew it was a man. I wish yall would accept community.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I am a nap first and work when I wake up. Are there people that feel like they need to finish their work before they lay down? I feel like those people don’t take naps at all..

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Just find another couple & call it even..

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Ooooooohhh nooooo!!! You gave me exactly what I asked for and fucked me through the mattress to assert dominance ☹️☹️☹️ what EVER will I do???

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I’m totally fine until the edible kicks in. Then I NEED my pussy ate & my back rubbed 😮‍💨

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NIKKI Baby 🍫♊️💜 @becauseofnikki.blacksky.app · 26/03/2025

What we not gon do is leave my girl out!!!!

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I’m getting mad as fuck and I’m trying to calm down because the wine is turning me up and it’s not that serious.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

My baby daddy not answering the phone for the baby swap and I am not happy about it. We cool.. but we not ignore my phone calls while you have my son cool.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I only wore my evil eye anklet for a week before it broke 🤓 okay.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

So I’m in a wedding & the brides sister wants the brides maids to pay for the reception. Like, food and drinks…… that’s insane, right? Cause I want to cuss her out but also this is my first time being in a wedding.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

I want another hoe phase so bad but I’m just not in the mood to start talking to niggas(gender neutral) omg?

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

They didn’t celebrate my birthday with me. 🤓

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Using mouth watering mints to give head is insane. Just hydrate and choke like the rest of us… Nobody wants to work anymore.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

You know, I hate when someone wants to fight over a man.. because no nigga will ever be worth that to ME but if you want to fight I will. I’m not going to talk you out of it.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

If Trump dies, yall think they’re going to Weekend at Bernie’s him or drop the act quick and take over?

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I don’t know why I am shocked, but white people aren’t boycotting Target?

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

My baby daddy called me to complain about his fiancé today AHT AHT go find a friend.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Now I’m limping around just continuously saying “that Epsom salt tank is going to make me feel better tomorrow

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

My knee has been hurting since I got home a week ago and I can’t say anything because my 30th birthday is Sunday and I don’t want to hear the jokes. 😭

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I can’t imagine having to put an argument on pause cause I gotta go get my son from school??? Or feeling neglected AND stressed about finals AND my son has a bad day.. Absolutely not. Kiss my ass.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I realized today that I am not in the mood for a relationship because if I have a bad day, I need it to be because of something avoidable. Like, I can fix it quick or push through it.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Watching Truman Show with the idea that he knew the whole time and was just trying to figure out who’s in on it makes it that much better.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

I desperately want to like this new soap opera……. 😮‍💨 I’m going to hate watch it till I love it.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

I don’t like white people’s videos on TikTok. If I see a white person it’s usually a viral* video. So explain to me why I just scrolled to a white MAN’S video and he was doing a skit where he punched a chick in the face at the bar for hitting on him… it had 11 likes. Don’t piss me off TikTok.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

If you cut me open right now I would bleed tequila cranberry. I drank enough for at least 3 months

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I feel like it would be petty for me to start making physical note every time I say something correct and people ignore me before finding out that I’m right…

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Finally home, baby in bed and off my feet. A hybrid gummy would really get me right.. 😮‍💨

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

MCO looks worse and worse every single time I come here. Omg.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

AND my pants are ripped. I’m one more inconvenience away from tripping the fuck out.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

I miss my son and my bed and I’m tired so on top of all that I really don’t need 2 bitches pmsing & ignoring everything I say just for me to be right in the end.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

I can’t wait to get home to complain to my mom.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

on the way TO vacation is always fun. On the way home is always fucking irritating.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Got woken up to go out on the cruise and left… what does that mean? Before I step inside this bar. Quickly

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Could’ve gotten arrested in the Bahamas today 🤪 wyd?

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I’ve been drinking all day. I can’t do this anymore omg. It’s just day one

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

2:30pm on a Thursday and I’m laying on the 21+ deck with the sun in my eyes & this wine has made its way straight to my pussy 🤧 we haven’t even sailed off yet. where are all the pineapples at?

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I bounce back and forth between my 2 profiles when I want to post 2 totally different thoughts. It’s so satisfying.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

A girl is getting nailed to the cross on twitter for admitting she likes cnc… I had to get out of there quick. 🤧 I can’t even stand beside her cause that’s one of those kinks you enjoy in secret.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Every post is just everyone struggling to sleep. 😮‍💨

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Anxious for this trip. Literally cannot sleep. I’ll be exhausted all day tomorrow.

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I use ear plugs when I’m traveling but at home I need my noise

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

He looks like he is going to post an all black Snapchat picture with an empty school shooting threat

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Glorilla got with meg and started changing her image and I feel like sexyy red is doing that now with glorilla and I prayed for times like this. Like, she can still be her but she will stop performing for racists

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Consolation prize because it’s supposed to console you & make you feel better.. 😂😂🤓

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🫧 @princessjordann.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I been eating oatmeal and protein bars for breakfast and drinking emergen c & naked smoothies for a week before this cruise.. I should be fit by Thursday, right?

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