Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I suppose you think you’re brave, don’t you? Only compared to some. 010
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 22/11/2024You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 05/07/2024I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life. 051
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 22/05/2024I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains. 011
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 01/03/2024Can you move at all? Move? You’re alive. If you want, I can fly. 020
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 26/02/2024Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam. And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva, so tweasure your wuv. 010
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 25/02/2024I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 22/02/2024Everybody always talks about how beautiful I am. I’ve got a mind, Westley. Talk about that. 020
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 22/02/2024There is nothing better than true love in the whole world. 010
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 22/02/2024Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning. 010
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 22/02/2024I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 22/02/2024Because you’ve always been so kind to me, and I won’t be seeing you again since I’m killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite. 010
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 18/02/2024I do not mean to pry, but you don’t, by any chance, happen to have six fingers on your right hand? 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 16/02/2024It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 14/02/2024You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die. 010
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024You know, Fezzik, you finally did something right. Don’t worry, I won’t let it go to my head. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024And love, true love, will follow you forever. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Can you move at all? Move? You’re alive. If you want, I can fly. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024I always think that everything could be a trap, which is why I’m still alive. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024And love, true love, will follow you forever. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024You know, Fezzik, you finally did something right. Don’t worry, I won’t let it go to my head. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Don’t rush me, sonny, you rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Life is pain. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024Who says life is fair. Where is that written? 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces! 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder. In a few minutes, the man in black will come running around the bend, the minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024To the pain’ means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists. Next, your nose. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024It’s not that bad. Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024Turns out your friend here is only mostly dead. See, mostly dead is still slightly alive. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024It comes to this. I love Westley. I always have. I know now, I always will. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024Can you move at all? Move? You’re alive. If you want, I can fly. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 11/02/2024You mean you’ll put down your rock, and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people? 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 11/02/2024There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 11/02/2024I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 11/02/2024I always think that everything could be a trap, which is why I’m still alive. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 11/02/2024Because you’ve always been so kind to me, and I won’t be seeing you again since I’m killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite. 000
Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 11/02/2024It’s not that bad. Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. 000