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Princess Bride

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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I suppose you think you’re brave, don’t you? Only compared to some.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
Who are you? No one of consequence
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
Have fun stormin’ da castle.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
Farmboy, hand me that pitcher
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Can you move at all? Move? You’re alive. If you want, I can fly.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam. And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva, so tweasure your wuv.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Everybody always talks about how beautiful I am. I’ve got a mind, Westley. Talk about that.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Have fun stormin’ da castle.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
There is nothing better than true love in the whole world.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
Because you’ve always been so kind to me, and I won’t be seeing you again since I’m killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
There’s a lot of money in revenge.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
I do not mean to pry, but you don’t, by any chance, happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
Iocane powder. I’d bet my life on it.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
I am not left handed either.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Hear this now: I will always come for you.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Iocane powder. I’d bet my life on it.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
You know, Fezzik, you finally did something right. Don’t worry, I won’t let it go to my head.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
And love, true love, will follow you forever.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
I will never doubt again.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Can you move at all? Move? You’re alive. If you want, I can fly.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
I always think that everything could be a trap, which is why I’m still alive.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
And love, true love, will follow you forever.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
You know, Fezzik, you finally did something right. Don’t worry, I won’t let it go to my head.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Don’t rush me, sonny, you rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Life is pain. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Who says life is fair. Where is that written?
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces!
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder. In a few minutes, the man in black will come running around the bend, the minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
To the pain’ means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists. Next, your nose.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
It’s not that bad. Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Turns out your friend here is only mostly dead. See, mostly dead is still slightly alive.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
It comes to this. I love Westley. I always have. I know now, I always will.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Can you move at all? Move? You’re alive. If you want, I can fly.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
You mean you’ll put down your rock, and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
I always think that everything could be a trap, which is why I’m still alive.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
Because you’ve always been so kind to me, and I won’t be seeing you again since I’m killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
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Princess Bride @princessbride.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
It’s not that bad. Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
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