PrinceDick @princedick.bsky.social · 11hhusbands eyes glazing over as i explain the spice girls dunkin commercial and gingers (probable) motivations for making it 000
PrinceDick @princedick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my cats think its christmas (a bird came down the chimney) 010
PrinceDick @princedick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026was in the shower and heard voices and thought someone was in the house but it was just the music i put on 60 seconds earlier 000
PrinceDick @princedick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026a singer i used to love thinks shes serving benevolent white witch but really she has evil rich hippie vibes... 000
PrinceDick @princedick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026college football blasting bronski beat smalltown boy????? 000
PrinceDick @princedick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026this man who works in the electronics dept at walmart refuses to believe me that new albums are released on fridays 000
PrinceDick @princedick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026since its legal to mail an alligator and louisiana has too many alligators... 010
PrinceDick @princedick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026as soon as i restarted social media i also stopped sleeping...im sure its unrelated 010
PrinceDick @princedick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026 today was very... "create an account" "sign-in to the portal" "download our app" "submit your request on the website" fuuuuuuck 010
PrinceDick @princedick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026husband mad bc i "shouldnt put food down the garbage disposal" 010
PrinceDick @princedick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the amount of delusional people who message me on ebay mad that i charge shipping is concerning... 000
PrinceDick @princedick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026got a car wash for the first time in 3 years...felt like an a24 movie 010
PrinceDick @princedick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i watched the new he-man and started heated rivalry on the same day... 030
PrinceDick @princedick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"we're out of beef." -the girl at the jack in the box when i went to buy a simpsons cup meal 040
