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Sean Swift

@primetimeswift.bsky.social
1.2K followers 1.4K following 3.1K posts

Arsenal, Canadiens, Giants, Giants, Nets, Gotham FC, Liberty, U. of Iowa

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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 16h
My god. I don't even know what to say tonight.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 16h
Man I'm going to be so pissed if we lose this.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 17h
One day, before I die, Josh Anderson will score on a breakaway.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 17h
Are you sure you didn't find yourself at a cricket match somehow? Do you see Virat Kohli anywhere?
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 17h
Well, fuck me. Rule 63.7 says it can happen. Learn something new every day but that sucks.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 17h
Good lord. I know you're not playing Edmonton but that is Tristan Jarry-esque
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 17h
I was not aware that there was any way that a goal could stand if the net is off the moorings. I know you can give a penalty if you think it was deliberately taken off but how can you make a judgment call that the net being off doesn't matter?
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 17h
It is WILD that this is 2-1. Another night this could be 4-0.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 18h
Have a night, Alex Newhook!
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 18h
Instant make-up call!
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 18h
That call is baby-shit soft
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 18h
Maybe the best period of the year so far?
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 19h
Oh FFS. I hate these challenges with every fiber of my being.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 19h
I *always* liked that Kreider guy
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To be fair Devon Levi did look really good last night hahaha
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Lesley Ryder @lesleyryder.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Zohran Mamdani what’s your plan for the Liberty winning in 5??
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gaussian elimination sounds like the aftermath of a Taco Bell run.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Set the six counties free.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Slaf won’t be regaling his grandkids with stories of tonight’s game, that’s for sure
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bussi has this real newborn foal energy to the way he plays his position
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not over yet!!!!
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe damning with faint praise but that’s a good six minutes to open the period
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The finest in stenography and non-critical thinking, I see.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
2-1-0
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Absolutely cursed season
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's too bad but to get a point out of this is way more than I'd have expected.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TIE GAME TIE GAME TIE GAME
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
5-4 COME ON BOYS LETS GO
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OK! We'll take that, friends!
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also why on earth is Dobes still in?
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh for fuck's sake.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OK, 5-3....this is getting interesting
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wonder if the super long break between games broke the team off its rhythm.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not Doby's night.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's just sloppy tonight all around. No other word for it.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
0-3 on breakaways is suboptimal
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Desecration
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Man whose leaks of private documents prompted the investigation into City has been advised not to return home, contact family members or visit crowded places". That club needs to be nuked from space, the ground salted, and gallows left standing to warn others. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Criminal or saviour? Rui Pinto abandoned by Portuguese authorities after Manchester City leaks
Pinto, whose leaks of private documents prompted the investigation into City, has been advised not to return home, contact family members or visit crowded places
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To be fair she's had a few centuries of practice.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Area man plays game with all the cheat codes on, wins. What a fantastic accomplishment. I mean I loath Alex Ferguson with every atom of my body but the man won a league with *Aberdeen*.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean I think about how much brain space Liberty goddamn Biberty has unwelcomingly taken in my head and yeah, this is a fantastically good point.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do so in a highly uncivil manner - when he dies and goes to hell, I hope John Roberts spends eternity getting fisted by Freddy Kreuger.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once again it is October, king of all months
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AND the owners should be forced to sell.
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And I'm arguing that should happen here - the club should be liquidated (like Rangers and Fiorentina were), with the replacement club invited to re-apply. I would go one tier further, let them come in at the National League North with financial compensation to any affected clubs there
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My suspicion is they'll get a relatively minor points deduction (say, 10-12), a massive fine (which doesn't matter because they have unlimited money) and probably a transfer ban of, say, 4ish windows (which kind of doesn't matter since they spent 400M this past one to get ahead of it)
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope you're right, but man I am ✨skeptical✨
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You think so? To me this looks like him trying to soften the ground ahead of a slap-on-the-wrist sanction
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If the SPL could do it to Rangers - the second in a two-team league - then the PL can do it to these cheating fucks
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Sean Swift @primetimeswift.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes, I too love it when my tendie drops a red-hot .730 sv % in the opening day of the season. As for the Leafs, I mean they played decently well but the gulf in class was pretty evident after the first 10 mins.
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