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Primated

@primated.bsky.social
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Human Bean that cooks and eats Meat and Vegetables. Interested in knowing the opinions of onions. I don't understand society or religion. A lot of times, they appear to be the same thing

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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I got Odin two nice cushy, comfy beds. He does this.
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I hereby proclaim myself to be aligned with the class, Guinea Worm (Dracunculus medinensis)..
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Does my Democracy still allow me to call JD Vance a Cunt Assed Bitch?
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Whenever I eat, when I'm done, I always give our new rescue an Amuse-bouche in their bowl. Once a dog knows that you share and they will get their taste, they don't steal food... that's Odin, King of Asgard!
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Drinking Saki, doom scrolling and watching Cabin in the Woods...
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
We are Groot!
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
So, President Elon smokes copious amounts of weed, takes ketamine and has a motherfucking brain chip. Just saying...
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Back in the day , I thought that Doug Ford was an ass. www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Whenever the World spins my brain, I smoke ribs. Waiting for the smokers to reach 220 degrees...
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Swearing ahead. So Elon Fucking Musk is suing companies because they don't Samuel L. Jackson advertise on his failed social media platform? Is this because he's 'autistic' or because he's just a mother fucking asshole?
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The upcoming Tarriffs on Mexico must be working, I just paid $1.50 more for a bag of Avocados at Costco. Pre-tarriff price gouging. Fuck me running...
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Trump wanted to drain the Swamp so he could turn it into a Quagmire.
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
A friend of mine in Florida said that ICE Agents are at their kids High School rounding up kids. They must have already rounded up all of the criminals....
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
WOW! Trump just really Fucked up Taco Tuesday...
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
So happy I have 10 pounds of coffee stockpiled...
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
We just got a new rescue dog. I always give my dog a taste of what I'm eating when I'm done. They learn not to steal food, because they get their bit. Odin is new, so when he gets his bit, I have to wipe my hands together, hold them up in the air and show him the plate. I'm a Blackjack Dealer!
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Nissan actually sent a technician to my house to replace my airbags! Didn't have to go to the dealer. Very sweet!
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Odin - King of Asgardk8ds
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
This is Odin. Me and the kid just rescued him.
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Is BlueSky just a Bot training ground?
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I dropped 9ne of my nightly medications on the floor. I picked it up and did it. Then I found the one I dropped. Hmmmm, which one did I drop last night? Since my BP is now 68/38 with a pulse of 90, it was that one. I'll be sitting up for a while...
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I never want waffles. I never want pancakes. Give me a good New York Fried egg, runny yolk on a bulky roll with fried ham and butter running down my arms and I'm yours...
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Why are the young hot chick's following me?
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Interesting. I know people who are praying for people in California and I know people who go to church and follow Jesus, saying that God is finally punishing all of the sinners with fire. I don't understand Religion...
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Primated @primated.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Me and the kid just came back from the local Oddities Fair...
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