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Slow Travel Retirement

@primarchseo.bsky.social

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I specializing in Enterprise SEO, hating fascism, & using travel reward credit cards to travel on points. Located in SE Michigan. Vegetarian learning how to cook Ethiopian and Italian meals. www.slowtravelretirement.com

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 7h

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Simon is helping with the monthly siren test.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Mmmm tiny cabbages…

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Looks like Dr. Phil has late stage cancer.

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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you start a YouTube video and don’t want to watch that initial commercial, just restart the video 2 or 3 times and it’ll get skipped.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What’s the difference between the police and street gangs? The gang colors. And one is protected by a corrupt government.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hopefully their essays will be used against them if they actually get prosecuted.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Everyone complaining about Abdul is a bot or DNC hack.

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Is Mike Bouchard a special needs candidate? I just saw his campaign ad and I think he’s more mentally challenged that the average republican.

Mike Bouchard getting ready to jump out of a plane to combat socialism in Dumbassistan.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

More like off-pudding.

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hate feeling like my prepping will literally save family. It was fun when it was just “long term planning”.

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I guess this is what the implosion of capitalism looks like.

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you feel the need to go on a judge show to see if your relationship can be saved, it can’t. Follow me for more time saving tips.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Looks like she’s trying to plagiarize her face.

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Any celebrity who uses their fame to promote gambling is a filthy piece of trash. All of them. John Hamm and Neil Patrick Harris included.

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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

They all knew ahead of time who he is...

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Shame she’s a pro-genocide Zionist.

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Census Bureau has been overtaken by MAGAts.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

That’s a relief. Thought I wasted a time-travel reality glitch.

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Did Jeopardy jump to a different episode on YouTube TV for anyone else?

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60 Minutes @60minutes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

In a hidden-camera operation, pardon brokers Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl said that for $300,000, they could help a felon get a pardon from the president. They said their services included working with influencers to advocate for his case. cbsn.ws/4dj706z

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Use that money to help wannabe “creators” find something useful to do with their lives.

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David Combest @decombest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

President Trump Commits Election Fraud Live on TV and We Won’t Mention It Fixed it for you.

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

No.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’ve discovered that you can make an amazing pasta sauce by just tossing random heirloom tomatoes into a pot with some salt. Then put it in a blender to liquify the skins. 🤤

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Breakfast pierogi!

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Now go after the white agents/nazis.

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

So what are some decent phones that have no affiliation with Google or Apple?

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Tell me you fuck kids without telling me you fuck kids.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I forgot that thing existed.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Last night I made a bunch of Ethiopian food. Injera(100% teff flour), Alitcha Kik, Tikil Gomen, & Misir Wat.

Ethiopian food - Injera(100% teff flour), Alitcha Kik, Tikil Gomen, & Misir Wat.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Racists upset Trump targeting white people too, just like everyone told them he would.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

A conman, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says… “Did you forget that you’re banned for life Mr. President?

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Caprese Galette with heirloom tomatoes from the garden.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Future injera.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

They had to get home because their mom made pizza rolls.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I wish she’d run through a mine field.

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

And now I have a Saturday night meal planned. 👍

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If a company is going to save money by using AI in advertising, they should lower their prices.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Damnit. He was not supposed to be the third one.

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Will it have GPS?

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Apparently the problem is that you don’t currently have German potato salad. 😁

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This is my sweet sugar face boxer girl, Franny.

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I’m looking forward to growing Sun Gold tomatoes next year. Didn’t find out about them until it was too late.

Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

What was the point of making John Stewart a whore in the Lanterns pilot? That felt so pointless and forced.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Future Spice Bush Swallowtail butterfly.

Spice bush swallowtail caterpillar on a Spice Bush.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Trump should be much fatter.

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Slow Travel Retirement @primarchseo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Firefox for the win, yet again.