Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 20/10/2025It's wild that my bodily devastation is only important if I'm being run over by Beyonce's tourbus 010
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I set my phone to silent for 12 years (true story ). I thought it would mean something when I set it to vibrate. Unfortunately, I got 13 buzzes in a day. Sucks that they were about my extended car warranty, donations to Kamala Harris, and Blue-eyes White Dragon 000
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I wish but I had more friends with empathy and brains. I feel like Dorothy wishing for the cowardly lion and the scarecrow 010
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I posted a story on Snapchat tonight, and got a response from an ex of mine, that I didn't understand. I'm trying to translate it for y'all. Why is it so hard to understand scrotum and predation when I have a soul? 010
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Fan accounts are those who crush, paying attention and editing, and know they won't crush via stand-up comedy or performance arts. Acceptance is key. Not calling you out, I am one of you 000
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Can I do stand-up if I want to spend my life lying down? 000
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 20/10/2025If you never post, but you constantly scroll, and train the algorithm what real people want... are you part of the "silent internet majority"? 000
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 11/07/2025The powerful do not believe in consequences, unless it's for those they despise 000
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Was the $85 billion increase to ICE's budget last weekend so they could afford spray painting their sigil onto those unmarked vans? 000
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I have seen teenage Tiktockers more aware of international affairs than 90% of our current heads of state 010
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 11/07/2025A social media platform needing to delete the posts of an anti-Semitic AI they made is in fucks..I mean..in flux 000
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Okay, I understand that I post things that are typically very sexym How do y'all feel about me posting my opinions on things that happen in the world around us? 010
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Why do we believe the "welfare queen" narrative? Because we know that if we HAD to, we COULD live on even less. So we are jealous of those who refuse to do so. 000
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Of course women are witches, how else do you explain titties? 020
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I've never needed a dick more than when I'm watching someone else take a dick Does that say something about me? 010
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Don't sit near me unless you're prepared for me to make kitty biscuits on your thighs 000
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Me: I'm not horny Also me: I know I just got fucked for 3 hours, but I'm not done!! 000
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Got something fun in the mail today, so I'll be filming some more things soon! 000
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Hopeless romantic thoughts #1 There are so many people in this world I have a crush on and I'm just waiting for the perfect moment to tell them 010
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 30/11/2024The only difference between a full mouth and a full belly is how hard I can get you to cum 😜 030
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 28/11/2024This Thanksgiving, instead of what you're grateful for, I wanna know what you're hungry for. I'll start. I'm hungry for a soft juicy bite of ass 130
Delilah Wylder @primaldelilah.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Just because I'm new here doesn't mean I'm clueless 😉 150