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Berg

@primalapple.bsky.social
47 followers 111 following 446 posts

Be assured, I am not here by choice. I did not consent to existence

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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 13h
It’s Better to be horny, then it is to be hateful.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some things go beyond religion. Love to see it.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just gonna leave this here.
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Robots Movie Ratchet
ALT: Robots Movie Ratchet
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It didn’t flop.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The power of this rabid fan base will need to be studied for years to come.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not bad, but lacking in cat ears….
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pretty sick design, would honestly fit right in the game.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There may be a day when it’s time to stop, but not today. Keep at it.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shaxx, he’s entertaining and he yells loud enough to get us rescued.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And lunch, and dinner, and dessert…
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
His first term made me miss bush, this one makes me miss the first. I guess perspective is a funny thing🫠
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dredgen pro max.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
All of the above, especially the martini.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
All of the above?
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Don’t mind if I do.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pretty sure china doesn’t need AI to make slop, with all the temu stuff, they’ve kinda turned it into an art form at this point.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And I thought my comments were unhinged.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One day it will be, all the more reason to keep going, I think it just might be worth the wait. Still WTAF?
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
While I’d probably be ok, destiny would be terrifying to be isakai’d into, even with a ghost.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Good riddance to him.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I suspect even the worms will spurn him.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You will not rise from the deep, but drown in it.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Let’s face it, him being fruity would be the most normal reason for his obsessions, by far.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Shrek's Donkey: I Like That Boulder
ALT: Shrek's Donkey: I Like That Boulder
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Someone tell Luigi I have a task for him.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Dredgen Smol?
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Or?
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pretty sure that’s Baels build in a nutshell.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The sun will shine the tiniest bit brighter.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This speaks to me more than it should.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
They’d be more disappointed if you didn’t.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Normality was the first thing to go.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Be notorious.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The PVE stuff coming next season does intrigue me and the gameplay does genuinely look fun, but extraction shooters do gruesome things to my cortisol levels. Still, I doubt picking it up would make the situation any worse, so there’s that. 🫠
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The grief only stops when we are the ones being grieved. No matter how you look at it we’re all grieving something until it’s our turn.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I thought I was above ragebait…. Effective immediately, I am not.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It’s almost like the word itself has become…. Oh.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’m old enough to remember when any form of multiplayer was the hottest thing.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Unsurprising, I found a pack of generally likable people, felt like a completely different game. There’s fun to be had solo, but that’s definitely limited. Glad you’re getting to see the better side.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“No where will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy”
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The funniest part for me is that you’re not the only ferret owner who has made this exact joke… ask how I know.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
We have not yet begun to fight.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Crafty bastards.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You can’t. I won’t. Have fun.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Nepomanfailure.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Be who you are. Say what you feel. Those who mind, don’t matter. Those who matter, don’t mind.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
My body is a temple…. With a 2 car garage.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
D1 remaster, Infinity, D3, spinoff. No version of me cares. I just don’t want it to end like this.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Exactly one week before mine. June is weird like that. Happy bday btw.
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Berg @primalapple.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I Can’t Believe What I’m Seeing!
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