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@primajohna.bsky.social
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Not a man, not a woman, just kind of tired 💛🤍💜🖤🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ Scouse geek, horror story scribbler, d20 roller and your dad's favourite cryptid

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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seeing the news out of the UK and knowing I have to fly back tomorrow
Chihuahua dog biting on the barrel of a toy gun, it's paws on the trigger
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jade from Little Mix on Rupauls Drag Race UK. In the show, she was saying 'thats so disappointing' with a frown on her face, but she has been edited to say 'That's so exciting' with a big smile on her face
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran looking into the camera with 'this is going to ruin the tour'
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Screenshot from the god awful 'What has the BBC ever done for me?' advert
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looking at prices for my local zoo and...
The predator tour

Discover the iconic predators of the animal kingdom, and their prey in our very unique guided tour.

(Various prices for tours called 'Adult Predator Tour, Carer Predator Tour and Chold Predator Tour')A child
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Four panel comic by Eldercactus and Extra Fabulous

1st panel shows Frodo, a hobbit, holding up a glowing sword. He says 'Sting is glowing blue!! Orks!!

2nd panel shows Sam, another hobbit, pointing at a second sword on Frodos hip. He says 'Your other sword is glowing pink. What does that mean?'

3rd panel showing Frodo looking horrified. He says 'Oh'

4th panel is a repeat of the 3rd, but there is a man in his underwear and a t-shirt in the background. The t-shirt reads 'hobbit fucker.' The words Graham Linehan have been poorly edited over the mans face. Frodo says 'Oh God no!'
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Starmer hovering over Trumps shoulder
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Me, seeing new cards
Zoom in of a dwarf from the quoted image doing the soy face
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me to certain moulds in particular castles owned by individuals
Stick figure poking with a stick saying 'c'mon, do something...'
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy International Non-Binary People's day
Warboy from Mad Max: Fury Road, wielding two grenades on sticks. They have chrome paint sprayed across their bellowing mouth. The non-binary pride flag has been photo-shopped over the top of their face. The text at the bottom of the image reads 'witness me' in yellow block capitals
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Still extremely new to Magic and building Commander decks (only started in December and finished my first one in May). I built a Katara allies deck, in the process of building an Azula clues deck and planning to build a Smaug treasures deck
Katara the Fearless
Azula on the Hunt
Smaug the Magnificent
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
At the stage of writing a new short story where I hate everything about it which is good, right?...r-right?
Rock pikmin lying on it's side with a thought bubble rising from its head. Another illustration beside it shows a zoom in of the pikmins eyes, which are bloodshot
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Bright lime green image with 'bin summer' in black typeface in the middle
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Here walks the Queen out her room, followed closely by her uncle, they love a bit of whats known as... TARGLIFE
Phil Daniels, the guy from 'Parklife' by the Blur, playing Maester Gerardys from House of the Dragon
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Me, as soon as we saw ships:
Bart, Lisa, Millhouse and Nelson from the Simpsons sat on a carpet looking at a tv offscene. Millhouse looks very angry and is raising his fist to hit the carpet. There are words at the bottom which have been badly edited to say 'when are they going to see Abigail Thorn?'
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Putting this in a mono-green deck
A picture of the magic the gathering card Reflecting Pool with a picture of the Washington Reflecting Pool filled with algae imposed on it. The text of the card reads "tap: add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce"
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Tony Sewell joining such political luminaries as Nicki Minaj and Azealia Banks
Sky News article with the title 'Nicki Minaj and Azealia Banks back Kami Badenoch for PM'
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A gun pointing at the sun, which is pointing a gun back at the viewer
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Edit of Saturn Devouring his Son by Francisco Goya to have a speech bubble coming out of Saturn's mouth to look like he's saying the below quoted tweet
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is the guy stepping down
In early 2026 it was reported that Simons had been responsible for investigating the private affairs of journalists who had published an article unfavourable to Labour Together, a thinktank he ran.
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sir, a second lettuce has hit UK politics
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Watching Labour implode after being told to leave
Screenshot of a simpsons character saying  'You know, I'm not much on speeches but it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed. Thank you. Bye.'
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Oh my god they were both boys
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
'Well, I'm going to start swinging my colossus hammer like this, and if you get smushed, it's your owwwwwwwn fault!'
Bart and Lisa Simpson arguing
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Spent the evening submitting stories to wherever will have them and now rewarding myself with Pontypool (2008). Wonderful film, bizarre and funny and tense, and also a treasure trove of reaction images
Grant Mazzy, a radio jocky in a leather jacket and cowboy hat, looking smugGrant Mazzy, a radio jocky in a leather jacket and cowboy hat, looking terrified and peeking over a deskGrant Mazzy, a radio jocky in a leather jacket and cowboy hat, pointing dramatically at someone off screen
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This came to me in a feverish revelry
TRUMP VOICE: 'You know, theres this place I've been to back in the 80s, this resort, I guess you'd call it, nowhere near the sea. It's run by these two gay guys, very nice guys, at least I think they're gay. They have these two girls with them all the time, very lovely girls, but I don't think they're interested. They call it the Club TROP-I-CA-NA!! They have fun and sunshine, enough for everyone, YOU CAN SUN TAN. But they say, get this folks, they say the drinks are FREE!! I couldn't believe it, you don't need to run a company to know that's bad business. How are you making any money? Very nice guys, though.'
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Fighting types seeing your team like
Laios from Dungeon Meshi looking scared
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Omg, guys! It's happening
Screenshot of a videogame. Godzilla is surrounded by skyscrapers as a woman in a comms window says 'go ahead and destroy the financial district Godzilla. Make the people happy.'
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
That's so exciting
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Hands-on with DLSS 5: Our First Look At Nvidia's Next-Gen Photo-Realistic Lighting
A split screen of two images. The first shows Toni Collette in Hereditary, staring horrified with mouth agape as her husband burns to death in front of her. The second image is the first one again, but edited with glamour make up, along hair and a more cunty expression
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I mean, they would be an authority on weird
Picture of Wes Streeting, UK health secretary, snapped on Downing street and looking like a berk
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"Is there a technology the left is excited about?" Yes.
The Tardis, a blue police box from Doctor Who, hurtling through space
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Remembering all the Labour right saying that Starmer would be good because he wouldn't have Corbyn's 'messy past connections'
Pam St Clement sat on some stairs smoking a cigarette
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Got to catch up with my old mate and finally put our MTG decks into practice. Managed to eek out a win by throwing lands at him, excited to do it again soon 😁
A wooden table with several magic the gathering cards on it, along with various dice and counters. The player in the foreground is playing a WUG avatar allies deck while the player in the background is playing a WR final fantasy equipment deck. There is a huge bowl of popcorn to the side
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Seymour skinner from the Simpsons, a yellow cartoon man with grey hair in a purple suits, shirt and tie, looking down from a tilted angle. His eyes are red and he's cast in dramatic shadows. He is saying 'Pathetic'
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
🎅🎄🎁✨️❄️
Screenshot of Delibird, a red and white bird pokemon carrying a Christmas sack, with the words 'MER CRIMS' floating around it
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Abhora, a horror drag queen, with green face make-up, red make up on the eyes, lips and nose and a red wig. Below her face reads 'Abhora as ???'
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Fuck that
Screenshot of BBC news article: J.K. Rowling uses Harry Potter wealth to fund anti-trans organisation
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
A man whispering into George W. Bush's ear about 9/11 happening, but with the point of a speech bubble coming from the whispering man's mouth to make to look like he's saying the post below
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
New reaction image just dropped guys
The swarovski $700 elphaba zoomed in on the face. It looks disgruntled
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
"MY SON Is in the kitchenhavingabiscuit!"
A picture of Kier Starmer behind a podium with the US and UK flags behind him. The Closed Captions read 'there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom'.
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Naomi Campbell saying 'I've decided to be homophobic' and standing in front of several homophobic signs (which i won't type out)
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
Scene from Lord of the Rings showing Frodo and Elrond floating side by side in an ethereal white void
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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Two pictures of one of the Kardashian's (i dont know who). In the first she's saying 'I'm like dropping hints that its my birthday.' In the second she's been badly eddited to wear a party hat, have two presents and a bottle of champagne. She says 'its my birthday'
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Heading home from seeing Frankenstein and saw someone had already put up their Christmas decorations
Scene from the Lord of the Rings showing Sean Bean, a brown haired man in leather armour and scorch marks on his face, standing among rigged grey cliffs. He looks distraught and is saying "Gives them a moment, for pity's sake!"
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Extremely this
Screenshot from the Simpsons showing Homer and Marge. Marge is wagging a finger at Homer and has Dracmorda Boulet's face superimposed over hers. Marge is saying 'Now Abhora, don't you eat this pie.'
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Ah, yes. The ID. The TRUE exorbitant cost that's putting people off buying houses
A tweet from Starmers Twitter account:

I recently spoke with someone buying a house with her partner.

She told me that she had to pay just to verify who she was.

With digital ID that could be done in seconds and wipe out the costs.

Digital ID will save you time and money.
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Hang on!!
A bbc article showing an elderly dog with a round face and white fur gathered around their earsMicheal D. Higgins, President of Ireland, an elderly white man with a round face and white fur gathered around his ears
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Mega clefable
Picture of a brown-haired girl in a grey dress with a pink beret. She is known from the 'oui oui baguette' tiktok where she speaks random French in a heavily put on accent
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John @primajohna.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Bonus round: the alps on the way home
Photo of the Alps mountain range taken from a plane window.
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